Kass Loves Reptiles

Kass | 30 | they/he | formerly coach-mchorse | Fixated on Pathfinder and love to kiss dragons and tieflings | icon by @lucdrawsthings

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[fatherkrasmazov]

[yorgen-sh]

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[the-return-of-yagamimi]

even more Siti

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[inbabylontheywept]

you make like. five slightly brown smoothies. just five! only five! and your wife starts calling them "your shartinis." well guess what? there is more to a great smoothie than color! and you know what, blending all produce that wouldve just wilted in the fridge together is a great way to avoid wasting it. so many bags of slightly wilted spinach! so many slightly bruised strawberries! so, so many brown bananas and overly mushy apricots and slightly wrinkly knobs of ginger! all saved! saved by the power of blending! and if it looks a little brown then so be it! more for me. im nutritional as fuck rn.

[camomilef1eld]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[scorchroots]

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

[reefbackwrangler]

[psalidodont]

i think i fucked up

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[tmbgareok]

Folks! We are playing 3 shows in Brooklyn next weekend-Thursday, Friday and Saturday. All very different sets. Join us. www.TMBG.com (Update: Saturday is sold out now) Then on to Boston!

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP