Kass Loves Reptiles

Kass | 30 | they/he/she | formerly coach-mchorse | Fixated on Pathfinder and love to kiss dragons and tieflings | icon by @lucdrawsthings

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[1eona]

Go in the dark emojis for when someone should go in the dark

[moths-are-pretty-cool]

POV: You cast a spell.

[the-punforgiven]

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[prokopetz]

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

[prokopetz]

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

[the-grove]

Help improve two trans womens lives

Heya! My gf and I are gonna be purchasing a new bed. We both deal with chronic pain and the mattress we've had for years is not making things easier and maybe actively thinking worse. Thing is, we live pay check to pay check already, trying to adjust that cut back where we can, do things cheaper etc. But its hard when you are already struggling. But we are hoping that if we are in less pain and getting proper sleep we can maybe have more energy that can help with improving our lives. We will probably buying one via a payment plan but even the cheapest options are a bit over a hundred dollars a month that we would have to scrounge up. Some dear friends and family have already sent some aid to us, and we intend to use that to put a down payment for it. If you are willing to assist with the down payment or just generally help us pay it off/help with other life payments. I will be listing mine and my partners, kofi, paypal, venmo, and cash app. Feel free to use whichever system you feel safest/most comfortable using. If you can not assist, please consider re-blogging. Thank you. We intend to put the order in on may/25th, but I will probably reblog this often as we maybe paying it off for months to come. and we may even put this as as the pin on our blog.

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[the-grove]

Hey um. When it rains it pours.

My Gf had a fall the other day that left a pretty gnarly wound, in addition when we went to urgent care to get the wound checked out we discovered she also had strep. Given that strep affects the throat it is unlikely she will be able to run the paid dm games we were expecting to get us by untill my next pay check this Wednesday.

In addition a bill I thought I had already accounted for has hit and I am 35 dollars in the red.

If you could please consider donating to help us get by and get supplies we need medicine, gauze pads, easy fluids like soup or Gatorade to help her get by untill she can have solid foods again.

If you can't donate, please consider reblogging. Thank you and sorry for asking for help again.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i am transfem ralsei’s #1 supporter however as a brazilian i cannot take people calling her transei seriously i am so sorry

[apollos-boyfriend]

this is what reading posts that refer to her as transei feels like

[notahorseindisguise]

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[sabertoothwalrus]

its wild that no ones even pointed out that two of the tumblr sexyman contenders were in the same show together

[sabertoothwalrus]

[vamplire]

therapy is cool and all but fangs in the neck would fix me i think

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[oarfjsh]

step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

@diseases-for-center-control

[diseases-for-center-control]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me