My Random Garbage

As the title suggests, random garbage.

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[dogpuppy]

[wakewithgiggli]

[anton--rayne]

[rosy-crow]

Thanks Seph, I’m never going to be able to see another lemon without thinking about you for the rest of my life now 👍

(Official Lemon Drink commercial)

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

Alvin and the chipmunks heterosexual romance

[sam1tron]

bringing back a classic

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[immigrant]

[slygirlboy]

does anyone remember the maplestory 2 Closed Beta Tester hat

[slygirlboy]

[wavetapper]

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

[wavetapper]

how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal

[chilewithcarnage]

nightmare surveillance shit aside, this is so fucking funny

[melonisopod]

[sailatina3]

[weetbixcuits]

[aluminiumviynl]

[only-cat-memes]

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[thememedaddy]

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out