you get to exhale now

liam. 27. in love with people i've never met and cities i've never been to.

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[spikespeaches]

happy out for a walk bitch day to those who celebrate

[nickeldoodler]

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

[nudityandnerdery]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[chrissyjoshys]

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

[neckkiss]

Tea, please! via weheartit

[mechanicalrot-deactivated202608]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“egg egg”

[wetchickenbreast]

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

[csny]

im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

[literallymechanical]

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

[nolightsnosigns]

love this lyric sm.

[nolightsnosigns]

Hot Mulligan ✦ Stickers of Brian

[littleartpopistmonster]

[infornograph]

[realscreaminggoat]

reblog to make lady gaga grow one inch

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[kaijutegu]

I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.

[kaijutegu]

Remorseless! A remorseless, shameless thief!

[kaijutegu]

She put herself in prison and then passed out

[silvermarmot]

Her belly is full and her heart unburdened by guilt. Perfect time for a nap.

[trans-shepard]

Pure decadence

[pureirishnonsense]

Lost in the sauce

[icarus-suraki]