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18+ | trans | lesbian | midwest | mostly reblogs | some may be spicy

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Masking is hell especially when the spoons just aren’t there but I’m also a trans woman which means if I stop masking in public I might die which is probably part of why I’m so tired all the fucking time

[vm-voidmaster]

I has a doodle request, may we see Hunter and Amity being besties? I love the dorks and they havd such a great friendship

YESSS I love them :D Here's the bookworms in the human realm! I wish we got to see more of them together, I've always loved their dynamic and it would be nice to see them bond and how their friendship developed during those few months in the human realm. Hopefully they'll have some interactions in the novel soon.

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[oodlenoodleroodle]

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[teaboot]

Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[punkrorschach]

this post is like five posts per post

[elou-whipp]

I am BEGGING you to do this meme for beta lumity

I chose b cause why not

It's been a while since i gone thru my asks so i'll answer some or doodle out what i feel like im capable of doing atm

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[depsidase]

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[joanieinwait]

take care of tall girls, take care of tall girls, holy fuck please take care of tall girls

so many of us feel impossible to be desired or cherished or LOVED because of the way literally everyone on earth treats us and some of these girls resign themselves to be anything but taken care of and it makes me so sick

take these women into your arms and make them feel small before it's too late

[queer-as-city-folk]

Muppets films directed by autuer directors

[queer-as-city-folk]

Just imagine a David Lynch Muppets film

[queer-as-city-folk]

Or a John Waters Muppets Film

[queer-as-city-folk]

Like in John Waters Muppets Movie, I think Miss Piggy would try to kill Divine for being prettier than her, and Kermit and Fozzie Bear hook up

[queer-as-city-folk]

Gonzo is shot.

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

found this in an old folder and cleaned it up in like 2seconds because it's good

[elandrawssometimes]

Only just realised I never posted this dumb doodle from 4 months ago. Here's pocket, ex-adventurer street alchemist NPC from my D&D campaign. He's the cheapest alchemist in Parvumarx!