Dirk Gently Buzz

She/her, 17. I post a little bit of everything now, but am still dedicated to the DGHDA fandom.     Society6: society6.com/anaturalconsideration

[renamonkalou]

Bandiarac | Adam Pachula

Dolomites

[adm-kng]

Chesterman Beach. Tofino, British Columbia | instagram | prints

[forthefuns]

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[invenblocker]

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

[minipupball]

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

[invenblocker]

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

[minipupball]

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

[invenblocker]

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

[minipupball]

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

[randomthingieshere]

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

[dracophile]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

it’s back!!

[enjjjjjj]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE IM SEEING THIS POST,, ON MY DASH

[adazzlingsakura]

Some Jason Todd Panels that live rent free in my head.

[dirkgentlybuzz]

Can’t forget:

[wouldshouldcouldmight]

“All I ever wanted was a friend. ”

“And now you have one. More than one. ”

[dirkgentlybuzz]

I don’t normally post my art, but I’m kinda proud of this piece. Magpies have the coolest feathers, if you’ve never seen one before definitely look it up!

Also a bit of a shameless self plug, but this is up on society6 and available as stickers, posters, phone cases, mugs and so much more.

https://society6.com/product/magpie-feather4461450_poster?sku=s6-19110896p66a213v756

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[trulyvincent]

Creating a marble sculpture

Artist unknown to me, please add to comments if you know and I’ll edit.

[poethrotsvitha]

Forbidden noodle

[ruby-white-rabbit]

remember that michaelangelo and the rest of the artists did this stuff by hand without the power tools and managed to make cloth look see through and gave stone veins??

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[trasemc]

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

[kshandra]

I was probably gonna reblog this anyway, and then I got to the Istanbul pic.

[babyanimalgifs]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

[rigil-kentauris]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[deadddeviant]

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

[jennifire]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

[hyratel]

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

[roman-lxix]

Anybody else get this??

(Template made by @banozac )

Bonus:

[kimcheehan]

“Maybe let’s just keep like a… lower profile.” “Right. Profile. I know that word.”

[thedeeepquotes]

[moonwyvernarchive]

Dinotopia is a fictional utopia created by author and illustrator James Gurney. It is the setting for the book series with which it shares its name. Dinotopia is an isolated island inhabited by shipwrecked humans and sentient dinosaurus who have learned to coexist peacefully as a single symbiotic society. The first book has “appeared in 18 languages in more than 30 countries and sold two million copies.”Dinotopia: A Land Apart from Time and Dinotopia: The World Beneath both won Hugo awards for best original artwork.

[elodieunderglass]

God these images still send this ENTIRE thrill through me. They just evoke that feeling of being a child with a book too large for you, staying for so long on a single picture that you feel like you could turn around in it.

Gurney consistently produces a world that feels completely reasonable and real. The color, the light, the relationships between fore- and background,

the fact that it seems like a real world, where people are engaging in perfectly reasonable cultural activities…

The natural gestures, implying the personalities and relationships of characters in a single image…

And it’s quite creative. I mean, look at this pair of bagel sellers. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO SELL BAGELS?

I feel like there is so much to learn from the way Gurney does his work - his blog is here http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com 

[vulture-jack]

Gurney is also a kickass painter in general and does dope illustrations for science mags. He has a youtube channel and he also is the author of Color and Lignt: a Guide for the Realist Painter, probably the best color theory guide you can get and one of the most recommended art books I’ve ever seen. Gurney is a joy to watch paint and listen to, and I recommend getting some of his content into your life tbh. Hes definitely one of my favorite modern artists. Truly a master with a lot to share.

[crocutalupus]

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[wheel-skellington]

why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

High spec animal

[hopeology]

Oh, I KNOW WHY! Rare video game tech knowledge to the rescue!

Animation of fur is really really hard, it’s effectively trying to animate, in real time, a few billion little strings. Noone can do that. Most consumer gaming computers would just burst into flame so that isn’t something people will do when modeling fur or hair. Instead, what animators and 3D modelers do in order to get around this is they form the fur into many layers of sheets or interlocking flexible bodies. Notice this animal has stiff fur, matted maybe from sweat or water. So when we watch the fur move our eyes and brains notice something we don’t notice on purpose. The fur isn’t moving individually, it’s moving in sheets and flexible bodies. There’s some slight movement and flexing, but it’s not “fur” like our brains want it to be, it’s “fur” in the way that fur is commonly animated! layers and flexible sheets! Also, light angles like this are common in animation to show the light being calculated across the body when it moves, so it looks familiar in the angle of the light too!

[andreajmars-deactivated20200606]

BLESS YOU

[hopeology]

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten such an excited happy reply to an info dump hehehe

[curlicuecal]

oh cool i found someone explaining the thing

[scifinut]

The explanation makes it that much better.