regurgitation is a love language

Stridercest, birds and nsfw included doodle requests OPEN it/they | 21+ | MDNI currently rereading homestuck if you need me to tag something let me know

[laurasauras]

Could you do rose knitting davesprite a sweater because he keeps stealing her yarn for his nest....

ROSE: I would like to draw your attention to several things. DAVESPRITE: no need to speak that thing draws attention all on its own DAVESPRITE: who SOLD you this? DAVESPRITE: and were they colourblind or were their eyes just fucking missing altogether ROSE: Firstly, this yarn is a cashmere-merino blend that is both luxurious and costly. DAVESPRITE: are those pom poms? ROSE: Of course. ROSE: Secondly, this is large enough to more than satisfy your nest’s requirements. DAVESPRITE: hold on ROSE: Thirdly, this took five seasons of Seinfeld to knit. Appreciate this cost, please. DAVESPRITE: oh jesus is this for me? ROSE: You’re welcome. DAVESPRITE: fuck its hideous DAVESPRITE: i love it ROSE: I know.

[tactax-art]

[minovskyy]

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

[minovskyy]

finally some good advice on this post

[seraph-draws-stuff]

guy who's dependent on evil blood to live

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[psych-is-the-name]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[randompolykin]

i bet having wings would majorly improve my depression.

[batbetbitbotbut]

A minor stress of yarncrafts which I don't see discussed much:

There is a small tangle in your yarn. Topologically you know it must be a slipknot; if you give it a good firm tug, it should come undone.

Just how much force are you willing to stake on that?

[leonardslee]

Here’s one my mother taught me long ago that works more often than not: if the knot has a loop sticking out of it, and the loop is pointing in one direction along the yarn, put a pin in the loop and pull it the other way, then tug on the other end of the yarn (the way the loop was originally pointing). The slipknot usually comes out smoothly. This works with sewing thread as well.

[batbetbitbotbut]

@oogika:

#I hated getting a knot until I figured this out #now it's more often than not really fun #things you can say in the furry chat and the embroidery chat as well

Would you like to come say that to the rest of the class

[redsandoranges]

yo

I don't know if I come off as cynical most of the time but know this

You can do it. You're fucking amazing and you're gonna do great. A bad day isn't a bad life

Your dick is huge and your boobs are great

[blueey-jayzilla]

Thinking about my bird!strider au lil bit

[the-meat-machine]

just had a cursed yet perversely compelling idea: smuppet transformation

[redsandoranges]

i can never stop cracking up when i see someone complaining online about "those disgusting stridercest shippers who post good art"

ships BroJohn

[the-cooler-dirk-strider]

doodlin up a twilight princess AU wherein Terezi is Midna and Dave is Link lmao

dave will literally pull the legendary sword of evil's bane that can only be drawn by the chosen hero of the gods and be like "could be a coincidence"

[plushrump-dot-com]

I bought an actual nice Blue Yeti microphone, technically for my partner because he wants to get into making adult audios, but once I figure out how to get it to work with my phone, there will be more plushie ASMR and stuff. I haven’t given up on this blog, it’s just cold and I’m tired

[strilondesdaily]

Day 159 where are you sitting

[rojo-todd]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/

[jazze-bee]

Birdbrain aka Davesprite discusses the logistics of vomiting into his friend's mouths

[kubinawa]