regurgitation is a love language

Stridercest, birds and nsfw included doodle requests OPEN it/they | 21+ | MDNI currently rereading homestuck if you need me to tag something let me know

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[thevaultlmao]

I wish they had explored more God tier death mechanisms in Homestuck. I don't think anything about obstruction of healing was covered, so bear with me: Dave preventing Dirk's corpse from healing so that he can interact with the body for longer. Just decapitating Dirk and then covering the stump of his neck with plastic wrap or something so his head can't rejoin.

Dave getting to record a video of him keeping his cock shoved down the wrong end of Dirk's throat and holding it there so he can show Dirk the video later and see if Dirk has any opinions on if that's Dirk warming Dave's cock or if that's Dave warming Dirk's head. Dave getting to just really have fun with Dirk's body, having all the time in the world to mess around with how limp and loose his body is. He can do any position, so long as he can find a way to haul Dirk's body into it and hold it there even while he's just dead weight (literally).

It doesn't even have to be sexual, just Dave setting up a camera to record a whole hour of himself cuddling with Dirk's corpse on the couch, of holding Dirk's body like it's just an object, of contorting Dirk's body in ways that would probably be very uncomfortable if not painful so that Dave can get more comfortable while lying down with it. Dirk would enjoy watching that video, even in a nonsexual way I think he would enjoy just being used as an object for the happiness of people he cares about, and the way that Dave just does whatever makes himself happiest while Dirk is dead makes Dirk feel satisfied in a way he doesn't even get while he's alive and being cuddled. A corpse can't complain about a position, a corpse can't even make a pained little noise if Dave starts squeezing its ribs a little too hard. A corpse can't bother someone by being too needy or being uncomfortable. It's also something about the way that even when given the option of doing anything to Dirk's body, Dave still chooses to just snuggle in. Dave wants to cuddle with Dirk, just as much as Dirk wants to cuddle with Dave, and since Dirk can't say or do anything to convince Dave one way or another, that means that that desire from Dave must be genuine.

I don't think the body would decompose, since it's still "alive" in the capacity that it can be brought back. Theoretically, Dave could just keep Dirk as a corpse for days, weeks, months, hell even years if he felt like it. That sort of implicit trust is something that Dave really values, the fact that Dirk is handing over his own existence and letting Dave fully control when Dirk is allowed to be alive. If Dave made the decision to keep Dirk dead for decades, Dirk would have no way of objecting, or even of knowing that it was happening until after he comes back to life. Dave doesn't really abuse this though, he still needs a lot of attention and while Dirk's corpse can be fun to mess with, Dirk's corpse cannot tell Dave good morning and good night and obsess over if Dave is eating enough and drinking enough and make Dave feel like he's being seen right through in that humiliatingly vulnerable way that Dirk himself can.

Completely opposite everything in the post but I don't want to hide this in the tags: it's fascinating to think about it in the other way too, where Dirk's body will be brought back, even if he'll just experience pain and then death again. Dave attempting to put plastic wrap on Dirk's neck stump to stall his revival, only to find out that no, God tiered characters cannot stay dead if it wasn't Just or Heroic. Dirk coming to with the edges of plastic wrap sticking out of the skin of his neck; with his veins and muscles and nerves only connected enough to keep him feeling every second, keep his brain functioning, and allow movement of his neck; with the full sensation of his airway being obstructed by plastic wrap that's taut across his throat like the skin of a drum, making horrible sounds as he tries to desperately suck in a breath of air. Dave watches in horror as Dirk claws at his throat for a couple of minutes before dying again, only to revive a minute or two later and experience the exact same thing. Eventually Dave has to step in, he has to decapitate Dirk again and put in a lot of time and effort pulling out the freshly enervated plastic wrap from Dirks muscles, since Dave can't quite get the decapitation on the right line to take the plastic wrap off the normal way now. Dave definitely can't get all of the pieces out the first time, so he has to decapitate Dirk a few times and practically shred Dirk's neck each time to get all of the scraps out. I think it's the sort of event that would really change Dirk's brain chemistry. The idea of Dave doing that again but just making Dirk sit through days of that agony before stopping it will not leave Dirk's head. Dave is too freaked out from that to even do their normal necro stuff though, so Dirk keeps his mouth shut and instead stews in guilt for enjoying something that upset Dave so badly.

[laurasauras]

Could you do rose knitting davesprite a sweater because he keeps stealing her yarn for his nest....

ROSE: I would like to draw your attention to several things. DAVESPRITE: no need to speak that thing draws attention all on its own DAVESPRITE: who SOLD you this? DAVESPRITE: and were they colourblind or were their eyes just fucking missing altogether ROSE: Firstly, this yarn is a cashmere-merino blend that is both luxurious and costly. DAVESPRITE: are those pom poms? ROSE: Of course. ROSE: Secondly, this is large enough to more than satisfy your nest’s requirements. DAVESPRITE: hold on ROSE: Thirdly, this took five seasons of Seinfeld to knit. Appreciate this cost, please. DAVESPRITE: oh jesus is this for me? ROSE: You’re welcome. DAVESPRITE: fuck its hideous DAVESPRITE: i love it ROSE: I know.

[tactax-art]

[minovskyy]

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

[minovskyy]

finally some good advice on this post

[seraph-draws-stuff]

guy who's dependent on evil blood to live

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[psych-is-the-name]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[randompolykin]

i bet having wings would majorly improve my depression.

[batbetbitbotbut]

A minor stress of yarncrafts which I don't see discussed much:

There is a small tangle in your yarn. Topologically you know it must be a slipknot; if you give it a good firm tug, it should come undone.

Just how much force are you willing to stake on that?

[leonardslee]

Here’s one my mother taught me long ago that works more often than not: if the knot has a loop sticking out of it, and the loop is pointing in one direction along the yarn, put a pin in the loop and pull it the other way, then tug on the other end of the yarn (the way the loop was originally pointing). The slipknot usually comes out smoothly. This works with sewing thread as well.

[batbetbitbotbut]

@oogika:

#I hated getting a knot until I figured this out #now it's more often than not really fun #things you can say in the furry chat and the embroidery chat as well

Would you like to come say that to the rest of the class

[redsandoranges]

yo

I don't know if I come off as cynical most of the time but know this

You can do it. You're fucking amazing and you're gonna do great. A bad day isn't a bad life

Your dick is huge and your boobs are great

[blueey-jayzilla]

Thinking about my bird!strider au lil bit

[the-meat-machine]

just had a cursed yet perversely compelling idea: smuppet transformation

[redsandoranges]

i can never stop cracking up when i see someone complaining online about "those disgusting stridercest shippers who post good art"

ships BroJohn

[the-cooler-dirk-strider]

doodlin up a twilight princess AU wherein Terezi is Midna and Dave is Link lmao

dave will literally pull the legendary sword of evil's bane that can only be drawn by the chosen hero of the gods and be like "could be a coincidence"

[plushrump-dot-com]

I bought an actual nice Blue Yeti microphone, technically for my partner because he wants to get into making adult audios, but once I figure out how to get it to work with my phone, there will be more plushie ASMR and stuff. I haven’t given up on this blog, it’s just cold and I’m tired

[strilondesdaily]

Day 159 where are you sitting

[rojo-todd]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/