Could you do rose knitting davesprite a sweater because he keeps stealing her yarn for his nest....
ROSE: I would like to draw your attention to several things. DAVESPRITE: no need to speak that thing draws attention all on its own DAVESPRITE: who SOLD you this? DAVESPRITE: and were they colourblind or were their eyes just fucking missing altogether ROSE: Firstly, this yarn is a cashmere-merino blend that is both luxurious and costly. DAVESPRITE: are those pom poms? ROSE: Of course. ROSE: Secondly, this is large enough to more than satisfy your nest’s requirements. DAVESPRITE: hold on ROSE: Thirdly, this took five seasons of Seinfeld to knit. Appreciate this cost, please. DAVESPRITE: oh jesus is this for me? ROSE: You’re welcome. DAVESPRITE: fuck its hideous DAVESPRITE: i love it ROSE: I know.


















