DirtOverStone

tromBone me

[baradragon]

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN

[sowhatifiliveinkyushu]

Kate Bush (1980)

[ivy-michaels]

I can’t believe she did 9/11

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

She can melt my steel beams

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@bisexual-engineer-girl

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

She can weaken my steel beams at high temperature thus decreasing my yield strength mmfffghhh

[gemboundprism]

ford model t that i made in spore, once again inspired by @making-you-in-spore

[weirdmageddon]

i hope people without add/adhd understand school feels like this gif to us

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[lonestatus]

they say that this camp was settled on top of a cracker burial ground and at night you can hear their ghosts wailing "dave said he had to work and can't come to the pioneer day grill-out" and "oooh grace brought jell-o 😀." scary, right?

[lonestatus]

they say that this camp was settled on top of a cracker burial ground and at night you can hear their ghosts wailing "dave said he had to work and can't come to the pioneer day grill-out" and "oooh grace brought jell-o 😀." scary, right?

[disgustinggf]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[elfstrogenized]

what you need to understand is that I'm always on autopilot and I don't know how to turn it off

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[dirtoverstone]

welp. Thought I was having a productive discussion on here, but it all just disappeared from my activity tab so i guess I've been blocked? damn. No place for nuance in the comments ig....

[dirtoverstone]

Huh. So apparently I just don't know how tumblr works? The comment I was replying to got deleted and that deletes the line from my activity as well. I need a tumblr veteran to show me the ropes lmao

[dirtoverstone]

welp. Thought I was having a productive discussion on here, but it all just disappeared from my activity tab so i guess I've been blocked? damn. No place for nuance in the comments ig....

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"