check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination
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izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz

Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever

blake kathryn

oozey mess
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
ojovivo
RMH
KIROKAZE
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Andulka

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@dirtoverstone
check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination
reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals
[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
straight up “snorkin’ it”.
and by “it” haha, well. let’s
just say. mimimi
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies
>:(
Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:
Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever
Gets glass everywhere
Breaks the glass incorrigibly
Cuts you through several potential vectors
Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.
Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.
pick whatever option the person you follow who reblogged this post appears to NOT want you to pick. if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random. if it's unclear which option the person whose reblog you're seeing wants you to pick, pester them until they give you a straight answer then do whatever they don't say. reblog at your own risk.
first option
second option
theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
im gods most literate cat can i join
I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.
my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic
wobbuffet
Hypnobait who regularly stares blankly into space dissociating for brief stretches of time.
how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder
(via @cuunos)