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Misplaced Lens Cap
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if i look back, i am lost
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Origami Around
#extradirty
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Keni
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
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this is never going to not be funnyĀ
Rob Lowe says āthat is fucking hilariousā with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This is the hardest Iāve laughed in so long
ā«ā«Thatās not something that props can fixā¦thatās gonna be a little harder to fix.ā«ā«
Itās bACK.
Iāve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too
by Seebangnow
Kylo Ren really is a great example for how sci fi/fantasy writers should tailor their worlds to fit the times, so it could resonate with the actual audience reading them. There would be no point in making a Hitler villain anymore, because weāre not afraid of Hitler, weāre afraid of the 25-year-old malcontented white boy who fondles Hitler memorabilia while sulking in his room.
Somebody pointed out to me that the First Order arenāt coded as Nazis, theyāre coded as neo-Nazis, which is worse, because these are people who looked at horrific historical atrocities with the benefit of hindsight and went, āYes, thatās exactly what we should do again, but this time moreā
People complaining that Starkiller Base is a rip-off of the Death Star and that Kylo Ren is a whiny emo fanboy donāt realize that this is exactly the point
when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president
I did not expect this, but I love it
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
weāre literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why canāt everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
Tonight.Ā
š·; Mary Ellen Matthews
Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you canāt seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.
Yāall get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesnāt want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon youāre sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again.Ā
Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.
Baby cries in the middle of the night
Witch: Ughhhhh. Itās your turn.
You: You bought it. You handle it.
That is what I call a fairy tale ending.
after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service āhey how can i help youā and without missing a beat he accidentally said āhey what can i get yaā (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest iāve ever felt to someone
we were two NPCās who met irl
Whatās the most simple thing youāve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
That you cannot fax money to someone.
Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidentialā¦
I have received a fax in an envelope. likeā¦ they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.
When I was a kid, I faxed my dadās satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didnāt think to inform my parents that I was doing this.
My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didnāt tell my dad because they knew heād stop me.
Thatās one of the cutest things Iāve ever heard.
I like that this just turned into stories about faxing
Samsung threw all the damn shade at IPhone. These bitches are shaking the table
I have iPhone but this video is so true. Kick that dumb wig off samsung
THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN SO FAR TODAY
Me after finally replying to the six people who messaged me: amazing. I am so great I love getting back to people
Me when they all reply immediately: goodnight for now Iāll get back to you in the next couple days Iām going on vacation with limited access to emails please do not CC me
Petition to change āhe looked at her like she was the sunā to āhe looked at her like she was the moonā and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while Iāve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun
He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how heād never seen her before.
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