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THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

palmettoshenanigans

So in sports, it's possible for particularly skilled players to pull off unprecedented moves such that the entire sport's rulebook has to be updated to accommodate.

A player pulls some ridiculous move and everyone is in a flurry of "is this allowed?? Does this count?? Should we make this an illegal move??? Should it be a legal move??? What do we do about this, hurry before other players try to copy him!"

I'm aware of it happening once for basketball (though I don't recall the specific game changing event).

Anyway, Andrew Joseph Minyard is the first goalie to score a point for his team. Someone tries to score on him and he shoots that shit all the way into the other goalies zone and that shit lights up red. The game practically stops moving, the crowd is quiet for all of two heart beats before everyone fucking loses their shit. The stadium is shaking so hard might as well register as a small earthquake. Rulebook gets consulted expeditiously. Due to it not being referenced at all as a possibility, it's not technically an illegal move. Andrew's point stands.

They make that shit illegal thereafter, though. Making Andrew not only the first goalie to score a point across the field, but the last.

It puts him in the hall of fame.

It also gets him laid.

dawnatlas

neil josten the man that you are

#Still on my tfg shit #andreil #neil josten #junkie <333333

pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

pukicho

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

pukicho

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

pukicho

You will die in 7 days

hokuto-ju-no-ken

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

kolbye

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

raevenlywrites

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

beardedmrbean

Magic of tumblr,

athelind

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

capricorn-0mnikorn

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

crazy-pages

Here you go redditors

clonerightsagenda

Possibly my *least* popular w359 opinion is that postcanon Doug and Miranda are friends and everyone else hates it. The others have all these preconceived notions about who they are/should be, and that has to get stressful. Doug has seen like 5 humans and isn’t an ableist jerk about Miranda’s eyes. Miranda tolerates him because he’s not weird about her. He’s the only one who knows her well enough to notice when her memories start trickling back and doesn’t say anything because that’s not anyone’s business. She offers to make him new lungs. They hated each other for personal reasons. They killed each other. They’re the only ones who understand this aspect of each other. They sit quietly in a room while the rest of the crew is piled outside the door trying to supervise out of paranoia but they are literally Just Hanging Out.

dumbass-extraordinaire

Perspectives

The worst thing about losing your memories, Doug thinks as he fiddles with the hem of his t-shirt, is that you don’t ever get to see who you were from your own point of view.

Sure, he’s got his recordings from the Hephaestus, but those don’t really count, do they? The guy whose voice spills from the speakers isn’t even him anymore. Eiffel might sound like Doug, but he isn’t him. Or is it Doug that sounds like him? Doesn’t matter anyway, point is the guy’s gone. Just a ghost, trailing static and pop culture references behind him instead of mist. That should’ve been the end of it, the book closed neatly.

But Communications Officer Eiffel never did anything neatly. He punched a hole right through the back cover of his story, and through the hearts of his crewmates. His family. And suddenly Doug was all that was left, desperately trying to fit himself into the paper-thin outline of a man he couldn’t remember.

Sometimes he wishes that he’d just died up there. Then at least there’d be something to bury, something to put this ghost to rest.

But there isn’t a body, just him. The dead man walking, the artist formerly known as Communications Officer Douglas Ferdinand Eiffel.

1-800-sexy-mad

you say something mean to Warren kepler and he says some bullshit like "a thousand curses upon your house"

lunarinterluding

i’m obsessed with the comments on keplers wiki page

electricshoop-deactivated202208

obsessed with the train of thought of "Eiffel is completely appalled about the Dear Listeners killing entire species just because they didn't like them, but even if he tried explaining why, Bob wouldn't - couldn't - understand, because the concept of death isn't something the Dear Listeners have or know".

like, this podcast just made such good use of that - Kepler and Jacob's explanation of why Maxwell was there, too: 2 + 2 will still be 4, but how do you get that across if the words or symbols are all off? how do you connect if the lines of communication available are limited by a different understanding of the same(ish) reality?

(and then i start thinking about how, yes, 2 + 2 equals 4, but we only know that because we were desperate to understand our surroundings, because we needed it to mean something - we assigned this numbers to a certain circumstance, and it's true, universally, but we still, in the end, made it up. maths and language and everything is made up; everything we do, we do because we want to understand and want others to be able to understand the same thing, understand *us* but it never translates 100% accurately, most obvious in words, but even with math, like, you tell me something about big, complicated numbers, and I'll just accept this as true, but how little do I actually *understand* of mathematical stuff; I know nothing, and i'm, just, [insert this meme with the woman on the couch closing her eyes and excitedly going "Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh"])

thatssroughbuddy

U know when avatar does that thing where it flashes back to a childhood memory of a character and then focuses on their face and fades back in on them at the same angle but older and changed....... gets me every time

wildshadowtamer

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice

thatssroughbuddy

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

gaysofzaun

kriits

thatssroughbuddy

Thank you all for successfully breaking my heart!!!! Well done everyone if anyone needs me I’ll be off Coping with this collection of images

nicostiel

“There’s no problem you can’t solve with a few billion in the bank.”

— Daisuke Kanbe

nekojitachan

Riko, at his weekly therapy sessions: His therapist: so are you trying to tell me one of your triggers is a cheerleading outfit? Riko: *flashbacks to that one time a Vixen called him a “stinky old shoe my grandma found in the gutter that my dog used as a chew toy”* yes

Riko admitting that ‘yes’ with a dead look in his eyes as he remembers the Vixens’ cheer at the last Ravens/Foxes game: ‘Who’s your daddy, son? You suck so bad, you ain’t got one.’

The therapist understands after they go online and search ‘Riko + cheerleaders’.