Disaster-offical

[disaster-offical]

9/11 happend

[the-pineapple-offical]

*pounds on your door*

HEY!!!! HEY PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!

Savi isn’t around today….

Do you know what that MEANS??????

We have FREE access to the cars!!!!!!

Are you in????

- @hell-offical

.

[kid-offical]

huh

-@hell-offical

[hell-offical]

Hmmmm….

CARS???

Kid… do you want to…

Crash some cars????

Make some REAL bad decisions????

[jeremy-auntsauce]

*eats door of cars*

-@hell-offical

[hell-offical]

*blinks*

Yep… thaaaats also a way of getting around Savi’s security system….

*jumps behind the wheel*

EVERYONE GET IN!!!!

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

... Savi won't be very happy with you.

[hell-offical]

*laughing:*

Heyyyy RAISINE!!! Don’t be a buzzkill!!!

Just get into the CAR!!!!

I SWEAR we’ll get some ice cream along the way!!!!

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

...

You don't even have the keys to that car, Hell.

I do.

*He opens his hand, where the keys to a car are sitting.*

[hell-offical]

*does their best impression of a sad puppy face*

Ohhh come on Raisine…

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEAAAASE!!!!!

Please… would you juuust…

Give me the keys???

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

You plan on crashing the car, Hell.

Why don't you take the crash proof one?

*He was smiling though, teasing.*

[hell-offical]

*grins back*

Ohhh come on!!!!

Crashing cars is FAR too funny…

Aaand Savi gets to commit arson whenever he feels like it, doesn’t he???

Sooooo…

Can’t I…mayyyybe…

Crash ONE or two cars???

[british-offical]

HELLO ME GOOD LAD

[the-watching-one-offical]

*Each and every light in the garage suddenly flickers and goes out one by one and the temperature drops by a few degrees. In the darkest corner, a figure appears, somehow emanating enough darkness to still be distinguishable in the complete absence of light. He doesn’t seem to have any distinguishable facial features, except for two perfectly round, glowing orbs, right where his eyes are supposed to be. Slowly and carefully, he raises an unnaturally long fingered, claw like hand in a gesture of greeting.

Then the figure flickers and disappears again, light and warmth returning into the room.*

[the-pineapple-offical]

*pounds on your door*

HEY!!!! HEY PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!

Savi isn’t around today….

Do you know what that MEANS??????

We have FREE access to the cars!!!!!!

Are you in????

- @hell-offical

.

[kid-offical]

huh

-@hell-offical

[hell-offical]

Hmmmm….

CARS???

Kid… do you want to…

Crash some cars????

Make some REAL bad decisions????

[jeremy-auntsauce]

*eats door of cars*

-@hell-offical

[hell-offical]

*blinks*

Yep… thaaaats also a way of getting around Savi’s security system….

*jumps behind the wheel*

EVERYONE GET IN!!!!

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

... Savi won't be very happy with you.

[hell-offical]

*laughing:*

Heyyyy RAISINE!!! Don’t be a buzzkill!!!

Just get into the CAR!!!!

I SWEAR we’ll get some ice cream along the way!!!!

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

...

You don't even have the keys to that car, Hell.

I do.

*He opens his hand, where the keys to a car are sitting.*

[hell-offical]

*does their best impression of a sad puppy face*

Ohhh come on Raisine…

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEAAAASE!!!!!

Please… would you juuust…

Give me the keys???

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

You plan on crashing the car, Hell.

Why don't you take the crash proof one?

*He was smiling though, teasing.*

[hell-offical]

*grins back*

Ohhh come on!!!!

Crashing cars is FAR too funny…

Aaand Savi gets to commit arson whenever he feels like it, doesn’t he???

Sooooo…

Can’t I…mayyyybe…

Crash ONE or two cars???

[british-offical]

HELLO ME GOOD LAD

[the-watching-one-offical]

*Each and every light in the garage suddenly flickers and goes out one by one and the temperature drops by a few degrees. In the darkest corner, a figure appears, somehow emanating enough darkness to still be distinguishable in the complete absence of light. He doesn’t seem to have any distinguishable facial features, except for two perfectly round, glowing orbs, right where his eyes are supposed to be. Slowly and carefully, he raises an unnaturally long fingered, claw like hand in a gesture of greeting.

Then the figure flickers and disappears again, light and warmth returning into the room.*

[disaster-offical]

*kicks skull in*

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[pizza-offical]

the basement makes you eat bugs?

[disaster-offical]

no hell does

[pizza-offical]

oh that's not good

also but like I'm a pizza and a god

[disaster-offical]

the basement has very strong bugs

[pizza-offical]

???

[disaster-offical]

one of the bugs broke all my bones once

[pizza-offical]

i don't have bones I'm a pizza

[disaster-offical]

I am a concept in tornado form it doesn’t really matter what you are

[pizza-offical]

oh okay

I'll make sure not to go in the basement then

[disaster-offical]

Well the door is locked so

[pizza-offical]

then I really won't!

[disaster-offical]

we are stuck inside

[pizza-offical]

i never entered the basement tho

[disaster-offical]

you fell

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[pizza-offical]

the basement makes you eat bugs?

[disaster-offical]

no hell does

[pizza-offical]

oh that's not good

also but like I'm a pizza and a god

[disaster-offical]

the basement has very strong bugs

[pizza-offical]

???

[disaster-offical]

one of the bugs broke all my bones once

[pizza-offical]

i don't have bones I'm a pizza

[disaster-offical]

I am a concept in tornado form it doesn’t really matter what you are

[pizza-offical]

oh okay

I'll make sure not to go in the basement then

[disaster-offical]

Well the door is locked so

[pizza-offical]

then I really won't!

[disaster-offical]

we are stuck inside

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[pizza-offical]

the basement makes you eat bugs?

[disaster-offical]

no hell does

[pizza-offical]

oh that's not good

also but like I'm a pizza and a god

[disaster-offical]

the basement has very strong bugs

[pizza-offical]

???

[disaster-offical]

one of the bugs broke all my bones once

[pizza-offical]

i don't have bones I'm a pizza

[disaster-offical]

I am a concept in tornado form it doesn’t really matter what you are

[pizza-offical]

oh okay

I'll make sure not to go in the basement then

[disaster-offical]

Well the door is locked so

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[pizza-offical]

the basement makes you eat bugs?

[disaster-offical]

no hell does

[pizza-offical]

oh that's not good

also but like I'm a pizza and a god

[disaster-offical]

the basement has very strong bugs

[pizza-offical]

???

[disaster-offical]

one of the bugs broke all my bones once

[pizza-offical]

i don't have bones I'm a pizza

[disaster-offical]

I am a concept in tornado form it doesn’t really matter what you are

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[pizza-offical]

the basement makes you eat bugs?

[disaster-offical]

no hell does

[pizza-offical]

oh that's not good

also but like I'm a pizza and a god

[disaster-offical]

the basement has very strong bugs

[pizza-offical]

???

[disaster-offical]

one of the bugs broke all my bones once

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[pizza-offical]

the basement makes you eat bugs?

[disaster-offical]

no hell does

[pizza-offical]

oh that's not good

also but like I'm a pizza and a god

[disaster-offical]

the basement has very strong bugs

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[pizza-offical]

the basement makes you eat bugs?

[disaster-offical]

no hell does

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[pizza-offical]

the basement??

[disaster-offical]

yes he makes us eat bugs to survive

[disaster-offical]

hey! im ur new sibling!

@pizza-offical

hello welcome to the basement

[supervillain-offical]

pizza parent could I also get a bedtime story

-@disaster-offical

…

Fine. But only if you promise to stop making false accusations against me.

[disaster-offical]

okey

[hell-offical]

Can I have food

-@disaster-offical

….Yes?????

…I mean…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[disaster-offical]

thank you I haven’t eaten in 5 months

*takes bite* wait THIS SHIT IS RAW!!!

[hell-offical]

….NO IT ISN’T!!!!!!!!

*takes a bite as well*

…..OH DAMN IT!!!!!! IT IS RAW!!!!!!!!!!

WTF @holyspiritoffical ?????????!!!

[disaster-offical]

I think am going to die because of starvation now

[hell-offical]

Oh don’t worry….

Here, look:

*hands you canned pineapples*

[disaster-offical]

i don’t have a can opener

[hell-offical]

*opens the can*

There you go!!!!!

[disaster-offical]

am deadly allergic

[hell-offical]

Can I have food

-@disaster-offical

….Yes?????

…I mean…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[disaster-offical]

thank you I haven’t eaten in 5 months

*takes bite* wait THIS SHIT IS RAW!!!

[hell-offical]

….NO IT ISN’T!!!!!!!!

*takes a bite as well*

…..OH DAMN IT!!!!!! IT IS RAW!!!!!!!!!!

WTF @holyspiritoffical ?????????!!!

[disaster-offical]

I think am going to die because of starvation now

[hell-offical]

Oh don’t worry….

Here, look:

*hands you canned pineapples*

[disaster-offical]

i don’t have a can opener

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[hell-offical]

Can I have food

-@disaster-offical

….Yes?????

…I mean…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[disaster-offical]

thank you I haven’t eaten in 5 months

*takes bite* wait THIS SHIT IS RAW!!!

[hell-offical]

….NO IT ISN’T!!!!!!!!

*takes a bite as well*

…..OH DAMN IT!!!!!! IT IS RAW!!!!!!!!!!

WTF @holyspiritoffical ?????????!!!

[disaster-offical]

I think am going to die because of starvation now