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Archetype Restaurants and the characters that work at them

Femboy Hooters

Present Mic, Ingenium, Iida

Tomboy Outback

Hana, Mina, Asui

DILF Buffalo Wild Wings

Endeavor, All Might (Aizawa Quit)

MILF Denny's

Rei, Midnight, Ms.Joke, Mt. Lady

Goth IHop

Aizawa, Jirou, Todoroki, Tokoyami, Shinsō

E-Girl Applebee's

Momo, Toga, Hagakure

Trans Olive Garden

Midoriya, Kirishima, Uraraka

Non-Binary Dairy Queen

Denki, Shigaraki, Aoyama

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia au #my hero academia #my hero academia au #bnha au #mha au #milf denny's #dilf buffalo wild wings #tomboy outback #femboy hooters #trans olive garden #nonbinary dairy queen #egirl applebees #goth ihop

Izuku, putting down a flower in a vase: That's a good spot for it!

Shoto: Uh, what's the orchid about?

Izuku: Wow, cold, it's in memory of poor dead Katsuki!

Hitoshi: Stop saying he's dead all they did was give him a suspension--

All Might: Who needs drugs? I'm high on life.

Midnight: Who needs life? I'm high on drugs.

Present Mic: Who needs high? I'm drugs on life

Aizawa: Who drugs high? I'm life on needs.

Endeavor: High im drugs, who?

Ms Joke: Life on needs.

Ingenium: Who needs drugs?

Aizawa: Bakugō may i talk to you for a moment?

Katsuki: yeah, one second

Katsuki: *takes out his hearing aids*

Katsuki, loudly: okay, you can talk now.

Rei: I think you have PTSD

Enji: Yeah I have PTSD

Enji: Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick

Rei:

Rei: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

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Shoto: You want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? I was hula hooping. Me and my family attend a class. I've mastered every move.

Katsuki: Why are you telling me this?

Shoto, in a whisper: Because nobody will ever believe you

Hizashi, giving a pep talk before a sports match or something: We've got to win, okay? We have no room for mistakes.

Hizashi: Enji get the fuck back in the car.

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All of the Todorokis are bottoms

And gay, with the exception of Natsuo, who is bi.

Prove me wrong. You can't.

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Endeavor isn’t a bottom because that would imply that he fucks at all

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*slams down a shoto todoroki* proof he has

All of the Todorokis are bottoms

And gay, with the exception of Natsuo, who is bi.

Prove me wrong. You can't.

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Au where all members of the Todoroki family wear a sombrero when going out its a family tradition and the sombrero stays on their heads no matter what until they go home

I love this one, someone needs to photoshop this into reality.

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Not my best since I’m on a time crunch, and I can’t Photoshop so uhhhh yeah…, but this was all I could think about when it mentioned the Todorkois wearing sombreros.

Which was meant to parody this:

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it’s beautiful.

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Dabi gotta hide during the training camp arc because his sombrero gonna give away his identity to Shoto

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Decided to do this

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it’s perfect.

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These arts are amazing Headcanon that the tradition came from Rei’s family and the only way they would allow Endeavor to marry her would be if he wore the hat. Like all he did (and all he really had to do) was research a little, show up and wear the hat, and they handed her to him without knowing what a douche he was. He doesn’t wear sombreros anymore but the children still do just to spite him