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why this man getting spooned by a bear

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why am I not

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u and me tubbs lets fuckin go i cant believe this u come into my yard….eat my ritzy bitz……and leave me this 1 regular fish in return. u lampshade. do u realize that tin of food costs 3 gold fish. and u give me this measly consolation in return for ur obnoxious gluttony. i cant believe this. i just cant believe……after all ive done for u. u come here and besmirch our friendship like this. we r done tubbs. d o n e

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The most relatable member of the animal kingdom.

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Me

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fucking obliterated

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just-shower-thoughts:

In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s.

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To me, Harry Potter is a warm blanket wrapped around you on an unfathomably cold winters day. Harry Potter is a hot cup of tea in the middle of exam season anxiety. Harry Potter is all the life lessons my parents never taught me. Harry Potter is magic that you just can’t seem to spin off your fingertips. Harry Potter is the hug of your best friend on a day you didn’t think you’d get through. Harry Potter is the scratching of a pencil on paper and the spark of a brilliant idea. Harry Potter is a childhood filled with wonder, an adolescence filled with dreams, and an adulthood filled with hope. Harry Potter is every tangible and intangible thing you could ever hope to be. Harry Potter is always, in every crooked definition of the world. Harry Potter is the sound of a world settling and the gentle hum of being comforted. Harry Potter is a generation, a generation of kids getting high on the distraction of fantasy. I guess you could make it simpler. Harry Potter is 7 books, 8 movies, 197 chapters, one epilogue, over a million words and more memories made than you could count. But, going back, you really can’t make it simpler. Because, at least, to me, Harry Potter is home.

home, where we grew up (via ascendiomalfoy)

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Told the kids I ate all their Halloween candy. I think they took it well!

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This man is gold

Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter's eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?

Minerva: No, Albus, I think I'm just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*

Dumbledore: I'm so glad I hired that woman.

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Things you miss if you don’t watch Once Upon A Time (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

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It’s a wild ride,

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Things you miss if you don’t watch Once Upon A Time (part 1)

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Atwell has reported that she was asked by the film company to lose weight for her role as Julia Flyte. It was only when co-star Emma Thompson (who will play Lady Marchmain) heard the news that things got resolved:

Says Atwell: “I went round to Emma’s one night and she was getting very angry that I wasn’t eating all the food she was giving me. I told her why and she hit the roof.” The no-nonsense Thompson was so outraged that she called the producers the next day and threatened to resign from the film if they forced Atwell to lose weight. Faced with Thompson — a two-time Oscar winner — on the warpath, Miramax Films swiftly relented.’ (x)

Can Emma Thompson come in anytime a studio wants to starve an actress and

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Emma’s mentioned before—I forget what interview it was—that she doesn’t believe in having skinny actress just because. There ought to be a REASON for it. So when directors ask her to lose weight for a role she’s like “why? is my character supposed to be anorexic? does she having an eating disorder? is her thinness somehow relevant to her in any way?” and just. yeah. emma thompson, guardian angel of lady actors. o/