blood on your face --- you big disgrace

rp inspo blog

[valtsv]

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

[crystal-mouse]

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

[catchymemes]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[dreamresponsibly]

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

[greelin]

what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

[greelin]

vampire bites are not just about The Bite. it is also about The Grip. can anyone hear me

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

this man is the one true ally

[americann-idiot]

SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING

[nevereacheaven]

CC:

Brother: What does the order mean?

Person filming: They/she?

Brother (increasingly frantic): Yeah but I’m, I don’t wanna fuck it up. Is it— what does that mean you said she/they and then you said “oh wait no use they/she,” which one do I use?

Person filming: They- they more than she.

Brother: Oh god

[laughter from the person filming]

Brother: Okay, like, how- how much more though? Is it like if- do I- am I being an asshole if I say, like, they maybe like 4 times and she 2 times?

[more laughter]

Brother continued: Or is it like, 60-40? 65-35?

[glowcowboy]

bro you have to consider the impies (cool new way to say implications) of the sitchie (cool new way to say situation)

[lakevida]

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

[heath-moved-deactivated20230402]

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

[ritikajyala]

-Ritika Jyala, A conversation with my dad after a dance competition or it could be God

[haierld]

Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese

[undeanlich]

My father’s last words were You don’t deserve to outlive me. He said them to my brother, who told me he was referring to both of us. I don’t know. I wasn’t there at the end.

wake up new siken just dropped

[foreverangelgirl-deactivated202]

[stavroginas]

Kim Addonizio, Lucifer at the Starlite; "You with the Crack Running Through You"

[aaaaaarchive]

Easy

[whitepeopletwitter]