Cynthia

19 fuckers don't need to know me! (but please talk to me I'm lonely and want friends)(she/her)

[waitingforthet]

inspiration struck in a really, really weird way

[waitingforthet]

an alternate ending requested by twitter

[waitingforthet]

this is one of my most widespread pieces and I feel like most people don’t know there’s an epilogue.

[disbigdic]

Tiktok is dead do I revive this

[dreamyfreakout]

awoo 🐶🐾💖🏳️‍⚧️🌌🛹🌊💕

[applesharonfiction]

In writing the latest chapter of Heralds of Tomorrow I wrote that Grayson was Caitlyn’s first crush and now I can’t…unsee that, haha. Yay projection.

Grayson is so stately and amazing I love her so much even if she is an enforcer.

[insomniac-arrest]

CaitVi romance like

[how2bake]

The problem is that if you admit homeless people aren't out to rob you, scam you, or simply assault you for no reason and are just people trying to get by as much as you you have to come face to face with the fact their living conditions are inhumane and they don't deserve this and so it's easier to pretend they're some sort of evil people who should stop existing

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[valtsv]

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

[this-is-a-representation]

my boy's time has come

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[florencelovesyou-deactivated201]

why is this so funny 

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

this video was found among the dead sea scrolls

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the fact elon mask genuinely might ruin the night sky for everyone makes me wanna sharpen my shovel and get to work

[gay-jesus-probably]

For those who are confused, SpaceX has been putting a metric fuckton of little sattelites into low earth orbit, and they’re well on their way to making earth-based visual astronomy impossible.

Like, this was a picture taken by an observatory in Arizona

The streaks are all SpaceX satellites. So you can see why that’s a bit of a problem.

[balthazarrr]

Oh, so this isn't just generally shitty because the sky won't look the same, it's undermining and entire avenue of vital scientific inquiry for sake of one company's profits.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[tealesbian]

knowing people who like being bossed around like i absolutely cannot relate...why would you want that. makes no sense, love. don’t reply to this post or add to it i don’t care

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[circespigfarm]

[crittizen]

The look on her face when she realizes

[aegri-somnia-vana]

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

[lost-clause]

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

[shoppai19pai]

Either this person is trans and took the amazing opportunity to play it cool and making this girl’s propoganda the opposite of what she wanted or this cis person pretended to be trans to ruin this girl’s propaganda video and either way I’m fucking living while trans for it

[jeffgoldblumsjazzclub-deactivat]

okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me. 

[upontheforemostship]

The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA: