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you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car
Orc OC illustration cmm :3
what if objects in blender possibly made a weee woooo when being scaled and clacked against eachother when bein moved around
people keep saying "if only this is a blender addon" this is an addon and if u follow me i will finish it and let you all have it
Week 1 - 10 in my weekly poster series for 2026
[taking home a 6'6 bodybuilder] I'm gonna paint you green...
Shigeru Mura (Japanese: æŠèŻ è, Hepburn: Mura Shigeru; March 8, 1922 â November 30, 2015), best known by his pen name Shigeru Mizuki (æ°Žæš ăăă, Mizuki Shigeru), was a Japanese manga artist, illustrator and folklorist
my dumb piece of shit bara kemonomimi coworker was LATE again for some shit that I AM ON THE LINE for but when i got mad this asshole just closes his eyes and makes a flustered expression while rubbing behind his neck like its cute. its not. its gross. we can all see his delicious puffy nipples through his too tight white shirt Which is way too small it keeps riding up his chubby yummy to show his fluffy dog fur.
I canât stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so hereâs some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:
isnât he beautiful
listen to the SOUND when he bites
and thatâs not even a real power bite, thatâs mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them
2000 pounds of Good Boy
you get me
I honestly expected like 5 notes, what HAPPENED here
More tags on this ridiculous post:
Wait, thats the 2nd biggest crocodile? Then what does the biggest one look like?
That would be Cassius, a very old Saltwater crocodile who is estimated to be around 114 years old and lives at Marineland Melanesia in Green Island, Australia. Â His official measurement is 5.48 meters, which makes him the largest in captivity currently. Â Because Utan is only slightly smaller and much younger, (only in his 50s), he will likely break Cassiusâ record eventually. Â But for now, Cassius holds the title:
He is NOT, however, either the largest crocodile ever captured in Australia OR the largest ever in captivity.
A slightly larger crocodile has been reported (though not yet comfirmed) to have been captured at 5.58 meters.
And while the famous Brutus of the Adelaide River was estimated to be just slightly larger than Cassius at 5.5m, he was driven out of his territory by a younger and even larger crocodile, who as a result has been given the name, The Dominator. Â He is estimated to be just over 6m.
This is Brutus, with an appropriate caption:
It is believed that he lost that arm in a fight with a Bull Shark. Â
The Bull Shark lost.
THIS is the crocodile who kicked him out. Â The Dominator:
And thatâs STILL not the biggest. Â
The largest living crocodile ever reliably measured was Lolong, who for the 1.5 years between his capture and his death was the largest crocodile ever held in captivity, at a whopping 6.17 meters (20 feet 3 inches) and 1075 kg (2,370 lbs). Â He had been feeding on both humans and very large livestock in the Bunawan creek in Agusan del Sur in the Philippines. Â It took 100 people all night to drag him to shore during his capture.
And hereâs why:
Also, to prevent credit from getting buried on a separate reblog, I have been informed that the above image of the crocodile with the cartoon eyes and halo was made by @rashkah! Â (And it is wonderful and I would like to thank him for its existence, because it perfectly captures my feelings about terrifying giant primordial reptiles.)
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Holy fuck
As far as Brutus is concerned I was led to believe that he lost that arm when relatively young.
Since then Brutus developed a habit of hunting and eating Bull Sharks.
Hereâs him with a prey.
And if you thought that youâll be safe if you just stay out of Australia then think again!
Meet Gustave the Nile Croc.
This crocodile became almost legendary for both itâs size and the habit of hunting both livestock AND humans.
So how big is Gustave?
No one is sure. Since he was NEVER captured.
His estimated size is of at least 5,5m but some give him over 6m.
The terrifying parts are:
1) He is still growing having only about 60 years.
2) Adult crocodiles often perform a gesture of submission to him - something usually done by young crocodiles toward adults - Gustave is just THAT BIG.
3) His sheer size makes it difficult for him to catch agile prey Nile crocs tend to feed on - hence why he developed a habit of hunting either larger prey like Hippopotamus or creatures which are not good at spotting danger in the first place like livestock and humans.
And this is NOT ALL.
Gustave actually has a noticeable scars on his body - he was shot at east 3 times and stabbed with a spear or something similar at one occasion.
He lived to tell the tale - my question is:
What happened to that one dude who attacked Gustave with a spear?
*Crocodile Dundee voice* Â Mate, thatâs not Gustave:
THIS is Gustave:
And he is the PERFECT CROCODILE. Â He is the perfect example of what I mean when I talk about (as I do) how the morphology of extremely large crocodiles adapts to the changing physics of their bite.
This is a typical adult Nile Crocodile:
And THIS is a god among his kind:
This is it, folks. Â The Final Form. Â THIS is what peak performance looks like.
Crocodiles and physics have an interesting relationship. Â Crocodiles have, by a CONSIDERABLE MARGIN, the strongest bite of any animal on Earth. Â EVER. Â Scaled up estimates (based on Nile and Saltwater crocodiles) give the extinct Deinosuchus an estimated bite force MORE THAN DOUBLE the recently updated Tyrannosaurus bite estimates. Â Living crocodiles have bite forces measured in the range of 5000 pounds per square inch, for an individual around 15-16 feet. Â It is estimated that modern crocodiles in the range of 18-20 feet would have bit forces around 7-8000 psi or more.
Thatâs a problem.
Because a crocodileâs skull is only designed to handle so much pressure. Â Go beyond that limit and the force of impact when those jaws snap shut could literally shatter their own skulls.
But evolution has spent hundreds of millions of years perfecting crocodiles, so PHYSICS ISNâT GOING TO STOP THEM. Â What ends up happening in the skulls of these extremely large crocodiles is they will increase dramatically in mass to compensate for the increased forces. Â A crocodileâs skull is almost exclusively solid bone, with only minimal space for nasal passages, a surprisingly advanced brain, and some slightly porous looking framework that helps the bone distribute the force over a larger area. Â The effect is by far the most pronounced in Nile crocodiles, which most regularly feed on larger prey and need to make use of all that power.
Compare, 26 inch skull:
vs 29 inch skull:
Both of those are Nile crocodile skulls (or rather, replicas thereof).
And just for fun, here are the skulls of completely different (and very extinct species), Deinosuchus:
and Purussaurus:
The bigger the crocodile (within a given species), the more massive the skull needs to be to compensate for that UNBELIEVABLE bit pressure. Â This is one way to see from a distance whether you are looking at a normal sized crocodile:
and a truly extraordinary individual:
One of the things about Gustave thatâs so impressive is how healthy his teeth look. Â A lot of large crocodiles, in their old age, have very worn down and often missing teeth. Â They do replace them many times over a lifetime, but when they get very old this slows down. Â Gustave, at least in every picture taken of him, had teeth that were in very good condition.
Even crocodiles much smaller than Gustaveâs reported size (probably similar in size to Dominator or Lolong) tend to have smaller or more worn teeth:
than the pinnacle of his kind:
Lolong! It means Gramps or Grandpa, because heâs a relic of an ancient world where crocs more massive than he was walked the earth. His body is on display somewhere right now though I forgot where.
Lolongâs body is at the National Museum of the Philippines! They taxidermied his hide and they suspended his skeleton so you can see just how massive his skull is!
Ganon
A Ganon piece I made to accompany the other TOTK style pieces
drew Totk ganon in his pig form because i can
can i get a transcript on this fucking video
shaggy: âhey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?â scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH
Where do you fucking find this shit
If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like đŠ·đ©ž
Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal
I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.
This might actually be the longest gif on tumblr, clocking in at a monstrous 314 frames. For reference, most gifs donât go beyond 60.Â
I really love black and white scenes
Just in case
Iâm actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.
As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, Iâd also like to add that âoffer helpâ can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).
Itâs okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.
If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.
I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.
If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if itâs only for a minute or two, and you donât want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT because last year a kid in my class had a seizure, none of us even knew he was at risk for them either so just cause you donât think you know anyone doesnât mean you donâtÂ
stay safe
I have to stress how important it is to time a seizure. If it lasts more than a few minutes, call an ambulance.
DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. Iâm dead fucking serious. I had a grand mal in public once and the POLICE were called and imagine coming out of the seizure, feeling like you got smacked in the head with a sack full of bricks, confused, dazed, in desperate need of some sugar to boost low blood pressure and some DIPSHIT has called the police and I was being threatened with being âdrunk and disorderlyâ. It took a phone call to my doctors office to get them to back off. The police cannot properly deal with sick people.Â
Offer help can be:
assuring person where they are/what time it is
getting them something to drink if they can; seizure burns so much energy and does cause a blood pressure drop
getting them safely to transport or a carer
getting them some dignity like a blanket/towel [loosing control of your bladder and bowels is fucking horrifying]
ensuring they have a way to get home. Someone who has just had a seizure should NEVER DRIVE straight after
calling emergency services if you notice any of these symptoms because they may have stroked out.
Why you shouldnât put anything in someoneâs mouth: they will choke. Yes, they may bite their tongue but I can assure you itâs less traumatic than cracking your jaw on someoneâs greasy wallet or choking on a spoon.
DO NOT HOLD ANYONE DOWN. Example: someone pinned my right shoulder mid-seizure a few years back and how I have a permanently displaced and clicking shoulder. Let the person flail around, those muscles are out of control and restraining them does cause more damage to the patient and you.
Ok I tried this and it was a HUGE hit!
Main recommendations: Season the dough AND season the filling. Also, make smaller loafs, about the size of a spatula head, for easy flipping!
Hereâs how they look! Recipe below (doubled bc I have a big family).
Loaded Potato Loafs
Poke holes in and boil 6 large potatoes until soft
Peel potatoes (do this after boiling to retain nutrients and get the texture needed for the dough)
Mash into a smooth puree
Add 4 tablespoons of melted butter
Add 10 tablespoons of flour
Add a bit of pepper and a good amount of garlic salt
Mix until it forms a soft dough
Lay out plastic wrap and grease with a little oil
Place 1/8 of the dough into the plastic wrap and flatten it into a round shape
Add shredded cheese, shredded chicken, bacon bits, more garlic salt, chives, and Italian seasoning.
Grab the plastic wrap and use it to fold each edge of the dough over, starting with parallel ends. Make sure the dough is sealed all over and doesnât break. It should be about the size of a spatula head for easy flipping.
Airfry two at a time. Fry one side at 450 degrees for 7 minutes
Flip with spatula and airfry other side for another 7 minutes
ALLOW TO COOL BEFORE EATING
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Couple of notes:
Season the shit outta this thang
Like itâs actually fucking crazy that neither cook in the video mentions seasoning đ€š
Donât overstuff with fillings if youâre frying in oil bc it might lose structural integrity and fall apart on the flip
I filled mine with just cheese and hot dog bits (itâs what was immediately available and Iâm lazy) and topped it with some ketchup + mustard to go with the hot dog theme
It was bomb as fuck chef kiss đđđ
Iâll definitely be making again and trying new fillings; this recipe is pretty much endlessly customizable
Did these. Albeit at a smaller size:
Must admit- you pair these with ANY comfort food, and youâre set. Was amazing with a pork loin potroast and gravy to just slather over them.