Make 'Em wait for it

Hi, I'm Connor. With two o's. I'm 26 and I live in Seattle.

[astrangerinbrownleatherboots]

The trees: *exist*

Me: nice

The trees: *rustle slightly in the breeze*

Me: nice

[pukicho]

My brains is so strong. Holy shit another  THOUGHT IS COMINGGGGG HHHH RAHHHHHHHHHGHHGHGG

[brucebocchi]

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence

[toxictiktoks]

[straightboyfriend]

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

[nnanii]

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

[thegalaxyinyoureye]

[o-kurwa]

[surgeratesfucko]

ah finally I know what those Victorian dudes at the train movie felt like

[official-sokka]

BITCH

[teathattast]

[catchymemes]

[black-labs-matter]

How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease

Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Thanks!

[ottosgotanothergun]

[rianncreates-deactivated2024072]

The face of a true hero

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uchicagoadmissions]

[annoyinger]

me, when I see a dog:

[nitewrighter]

[haildiscordia]

[zombieofdrake]

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

[porterr-robinson]

[geekinglikeaboss]

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

[willow-wanderings]

The split-second play bow the doggo does before he takes off really makes this whole video XD

[peachyvinyl-old]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cryptspren-moved]

I t s b a c k

[vampsquash-deactivated20231229]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

[whitepeopletwitter]