Lowkey Begging For Death

Theo || INFJ-A || I love my boys™ ||

[helenvaughans]

[transfemininomenon]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[transfemininomenon]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[anarchistmemedistro]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[itscozytime]

playing tomodachi life living the dream

[kushblazer666]

[writingdose]

one of the best feelings tbh

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[seasonforwonder]

can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

[lego-in-my-foot]

FUCK YOU

[seasonforwonder]

what are you? gay?

[lego-in-my-foot]

You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

[seasonforwonder]

oh yeah? oh yeah?

[lego-in-my-foot]

Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole

[seasonforwonder]

*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*

[lego-in-my-foot]

*doesn’t stop you*

[sushishorb]

Huh

[seasonforwonder]

im sorry did you need something you homophobe

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[chryza]

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[moss-wizard]

[emilyelizabethfowl]

[writingdose]

[kurapikapikachuu]

when I was 14 we had sex ed and our assistant teacher asked the class what we do with the condom after finishing. No one knew the answer, like it was silent for a good minute but then I (the silent kid) accidentally answered "tie it in a knot and trash it" ...

everyone turned around to look at me omg, the guys in my class looked so utterly bamboozled so did my friends and I was so embarrassed.

but this was soley from knowledge I gained reading a ff that I probably shouldnt have at that age...

[frontmansdefender]

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[catchymemes]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball