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nate,

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[sexedplus]

[sexedplus]

This week is Bisexual Awareness Week, so here is a comic about what being bisexual might mean to bisexuals! Also, some other identities!

[disexistance]

Please vote for my friends band to get a once in a lifetime chance to perform in Johannesburg!!

Screaming Toenail | AFROPUNK

https://afropunk.com/festival/london/botb/screa

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[disexistance]

This is the story of our Lord and Saviour

[disexistance]

If you had a crush on Kovu from the Lion King you’re bi now.

[disexistance]

Greta Thunberg for Time Person of the Year 2019.

Please sign and share the petition!

Greta Thunberg for Time Person of the Year 2019

[duchessofostergotlands]

There’s an article in The Guardian today about Greta Thunberg’s plans to sail to the US in August for a climate summit. Apparently the other people on the boat with her will be her father, the boat’s captain, a filmmaker, and Pierre Casiraghi.

I saw that she was doing the sailing trip but it wasn’t until later that I saw Pierre was going to be there too. That’s so amazing! 

[disexistance]

https://www.change.org/p/time-magazine-greta-thunberg-for-time-person-of-the-year-2019

Greta Thunberg for Time Person of the Year 2019

[disexistance]

Greta Thunberg for Time Person of the Year 2019.

Please sign and share the petition!

Greta Thunberg for Time Person of the Year 2019

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[aizawa-slaysme]

She’s an absolute goddess

[darthkyros]

You can tell they have literally never played tennis.

[disexistance]

😂 🚨MALE EGO ALERT 🚨 😂

[penny-anna]

The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

[penny-anna]

[disexistance]

no I think it’s one of those four square charts

X axis is how expressionism and Y axis is realism and you can dot about animation, deadass documentaries, cartoons, horrid CGI

[thegirlwiththeloontattoo]

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

[disexistance]

I’m in a permanent state of being 100% that bitch

[thewickedwilds]

A woman traveling into the dark woods to an evil witch’s house to trade her firstborn child for selfish desires sounds a lot like a demonized version of a woman traveling to see a cunning woman to aid her with an unwanted pregnancy js

[gishifu]

Holy shit….. this post is life changing

[pervocracy]

[judgejudyofficial]

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

[dutchster]

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

[richiefuckfacetozier]

This is my favorite thing to exist

[kaspbrak-eddie]

all the gays when this song comes on in the club

[faglick]