alex (yikes)

24 they/she : squawk squawk. grad school era.

[probuccalfat]

downright euphoric noticing a new texture in a song you’ve heard a thousand times

[sobcat]

[seungkw1]

"mOnEy WoN't SoLvE aLL yOuR pRoBLeMs" speak for urself $5000 would heal me

[deusben]

im odd and hard to deal with who want me

[overseer-picard]

A potent testament to the effectiveness of Star Trek’s efforts to make audiences believe they are witnessing something in the far future is when you see one of the actors in normal clothes and it’s just so shocking. Like your brain rejects the visual input it’s receiving. T-shirts and hoodies don’t exist anymore, Mr. Stewart. Get back in your period appropriate space clothes. And cover your normal skin-tone forearms, Brent and Andy.

[overseer-picard]

None of them are allowed to look like this. Rules are rules.

[aropride]

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

[proteidaes]

Let's read a book together! 📚📖

[sivavakkiyar]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[omtai]

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

[bobbole]

Agnieszka Cioch

[weepingwidar]

Agnieszka Cioch (Polish, d.o.b. unknown)

[anxeious]

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[niyarest]

it's so tiring constantly having to come up with $15 solutions to $15000 problems