ambiguously ethnic

[sforzzz]

i need a prostate orgasm [remembers that want is the root of all evils] i mean i am indifferent to receiving a prostate orgasm

[pseudomantis]

Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[gaargoyle]

Found stardew valley grandpa's fucked up bed on zillow

[midnitemakrel]

[alyxgothotbuns]

[telltaletypist]

grow up

[alienpapacy]

he did grow up

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[junglejim4322]

After being shit

[shittierpost]

Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*

Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?

Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.

Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-

Me: They're fucking.

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[lakevida]

i do the old person hands behind back contemplative walk all the time its addicting

[daily-spooky]

[finder-plus]

You can unlock more

[mr-deep-downer]

does weighted clothing work or is Rock Lee a liar

[cutsofguiltcutsdeeper]

everything that happened in naruto is real

[orcusnoir]

There he is

The bear in area

[nkp1981]

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

[smokiedokie]

I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

[lakevida]

can I study you in my laboratory

you have to observe me in my natural environment or ill fuck the data up really bad with my behaviors