Dito Not Duck

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[fedexrojas9173]

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

[virtualgirladvance]

Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today

[demilypyro]

video titled WHY GAME IS GOOD: I'm not gonna watch that

video titled WHY GAME IS BAD: I'm not gonna watch that

video titled WHY GAME IS NUANCED AND COMPLICATED: oh fuck yeah dude

[demilypyro]

Trixie Lulamoon is a rogue who is pretending she is a wizard. Her main abilities are "smoke bomb" and "fireworks" but she keeps getting nat 20s on her performance rolls

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

been fucking around with a new essay but I'm low-key scared I'm just not smart enough to write it well. wanderstop was a very direct feelings to video pipeline. this essay would be more......... idk. these are concepts I can barely communicate at the best of times. maybe this one is too ambitious

[hlavco]

[demilypyro]

ah that was a nice refreshing shower. time to dry off and feel clean and dry <- the warm weather will just make her feel gross and wet again

[abandoned-quiche]

whenever i see lanino and elnina together i'm like girl you deserve better than them. even though they have literally the exact same personality

[demilypyro]

that's feminism

[abandoned-quiche]

(nodding) that's feminism.

[demilypyro]

remember that thing a few years ago when everybody got really upset at a woman for making a comic about shoplifting. what was up with that

[demilypyro]

the woman was trans apparently that's all i needed to know it makes sense now

[mint-swirl]

you’re mommy’s medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that’s the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[homunculus-argument]

There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.

The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.

There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.

Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.

Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.

And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:

"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

[homunculus-argument]

There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.

The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.

There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.

Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.

Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.

And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:

"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

[demilypyro]

The reason the FE protagonist is so swagless in the key art is because they’re actually customizable. Gotta have the blandest version for promotion

ok wait real shit?

[lilyblisslys]

a friend of mine posted like a “lose weight so my gf can carry me vs gain weight so I can have tits and ass” meme and even aside from the problems inherent to that whole mess, idk if there’s a polite way to be like. Girl. You’re 6ft and weigh less than I do, you do not have weight to lose. go eat a cheeseburger jfc

[txttletale]

nothing more beautiful or delightful than watching an episode of doctor who (2005-onwards) which is ostnesnsibly set in london and they are in the most cardiff location to ever cardiff

[txttletale]

me when im in london

[skarchomp]

Rosalyn from Calvin and Hobbes was a dyke and Charlie was her he\him girlfriend

[bookthewyrm]

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[translatingpoststogerman]

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

[anonymousalchemistz]

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

[translatingpoststogerman]

I assumed that's what op intended