i'm tired

Tophe | He/His

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[t00thpasteface]

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

[girldraki]

$300 swarovski bok choy

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[beardedmrbean]

[maybemacdc]

quiet mornings

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race

[green-great-dragon]

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

[aubeezz]

thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

Fińàncial Harm

[tittyinfinity]

[i-bakkhos]

[yellow-cat]

playing with new brushes

[fictionspacecowboy]

Yes Mistress

[tastylemonbread]

my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha

[tastylemonbread]

she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this

[tastylemonbread]

she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now

[tastylemonbread]

she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[leebrontide]

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

[fancyladssnacks]

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[canineblood]

Reverse Therian

[radio-jupotter]