i was born at night not last night

samson // he/they // 25 // flyers and whatever other nonsense // im not north american // this is an rpf zone

[teekays]

happy flyers break the losing streak to those who celebrate!

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

Hi im a librarian amd that's not now this works. If a library allows you to have a digital card and not live in the area, you are NOT taking away resources from other people, that's not how anything works. Please keep doing it!!! The more people that use our services, the more money we can get from funding sources!!! Please use us!!! We are not utilized enough, by people in or out of our community. Thanks.

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[f1vegas]

watching this random draft prospects go to the scf game video and my takeaways were has cmd always been in love with macklin. why was he looking at him like macklin was the runt wolf puppy he bottle fed in the cold mid winter and then set free only to be reunited older and with more respect than ever before? just the vibe i get

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

anyway. do you think hudson knows that people on the internet assume he's being collared by at least two people

[sqoiler]

hayden pike is the kind of guy who would accidentally come out as bisexual and have to walk it back three days later a la misha collins

[martypantone]

Wait okay I need to recenter Joseph Woll for a moment now because his wonderful Flyers Daily interview dropped on LeBron James Day and then got eclipsed in my brain by you know, LeBron James Day. But I love our new goalie! He is so thoughtful and charming and self-reflective, and it’s such a delight to not need to rpf a male athlete in order to ensoul him. I will still be doing so, of course. But that will just be for the love of the game. You understand.

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[teex]

71 days til flyers hockey returns !!

[plexyyyyy]

Sometimes I think I'm done learning about all the white boys and I can't possibly learn about another new one so this is definitely the max I will ever expect myself to acknowledge and then like clockwork some kid crawls out of the woodwork like "Hi I'm Crasher Orkney and I love to golf. Witness me."

Next thing I know I'm squinting at a blurry offseason group shot of twelve identical dudes in backwards hats that has inexplicably come across my socials and I'm just like oh sweet Crasher caught a big fish

[veedyveen]

sometimes being a fan of a team of a city im not from makes me feel like a weaboo for that city

[waggot]

Matvei Michkov completes his hat trick with a Michigan goal @ Game of the Year in Saint-Petersburg | 25.07.2026

[cosmicretreat]

[nudityandnerdery]

Just posting polls to satisfy my own curiosity now.

If you lived in America as a child, answer this poll. If you didn't, you answer the poll in the reblog.

How many homes did you live in before you turned 18 years-old?

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I don't/haven't lived in America/results/etc.

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[nudityandnerdery]

Part two.

If you didn't live in America as a child, answer this poll. If you did, you answer the previous poll.

How many homes did you live in before you turned 18 years-old?

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2

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5

6

7 or more

I lived in America/results/etc.

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours