An Unnamed Girl

she/her, currently answering to Jack

[winonaparadise]

support girls with horns!

[cheesenames]

he's so funny

[cassettecolonthree]

people have lots of pet peeves with guys being/being called grunglers. i dont care abt any of that. my annoyance is that in the original tweet the guy himself was not the grungler, the messed up dark souls character he made while on call with strange transsexuals was the grungler. ur all misusing the term

[bruisedskin-chippednails]

grungler's monster

[cassettecolonthree]

[cartoon-lizard]

[hbmmaster]

[lobosfoodbowl]

elmo’s house

[strawberry-crocodile]

saw someone on discord reply to a gif of an opossum on a roomba with like "dont worry, it's not ai!" like bestie thats worse??? you know thats worse right????

[ouroborosorder]

”it’s not like I WANT to appear weak when I’m actually strong or anything like that. Hrmph!” - Sun Tsun

[hbmmaster]

I think to balance out the peppa pig episode that's banned in australia because it's about how you shouldn't be scared of spiders there should be an episode of bluey that's banned in the uk because it's about how you should be extremely scared of spiders

[toskarinfr]

don't understand why people market their VNs based on playtime instead of word count. arent all of them less than 5 minutes if you hold ctrl

[aokozaki]

Steam description that advertises over 5 hours of reading gameplay "if you read as fast as our lead artist, who's a freak".

[toskarinfr]

over six months of riveting gameplay if you leave it open on another monitor as you get distracted by various feeds and DMs every five lines

[aokozaki]

Umineko is a visual novel that takes over 100 hours to complete because fan culture encourages you to live-blog the whole thing.

[makesyouevil]

a stop on the road 🚲🌾

[1percentcharge]

if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that you wanted to blow up but only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[fourteenthidol]

do you think jaylen hotdogfingers has girl power? do you think she effectively utilized girl power by willfully murdering and endangering countless people after being resurrected from the dead in a grotesque warping of the laws of nature?

[terriblewomanyuri]

I Got Reincarnated as a Minor Character and I Won’t Give Up on TS is the best webnovel ever written. incredibly transgender protagonist, not in the usual "whaaa I got turned into a girl?!" way but "what the fuck I didn't get turned into a girl????" way. and then she gets chuuni and wears gothic lolita clothing and wields a demon scythe that shoots lasers and is also a girl who she does yuri with and she acts all mysterious because she thinks its cool and has star theming. its awesome. she's awesome.

[terriblewomanyuri]

you will love her. also she's a rabid himejoshi did i mention that. she loves yuri. and she also believes in TS yuri.

[terriblewomanyuri]

whenever she faces a social interaction she can't handle she starts acting mysterious and saying stuff that sounds like it has implications so the other party comes up with something on their own and reveals what they think she's talking about. instead of just admitting she doesn't know something. because it would make her seem less mysterious and that's not cool

[terriblewomanyuri]

she asks her scythe to act like she's deeply obsessed with her in a messy codependent master/weapon yuri situationship whenever her scythe takes on human form because she is a massive himejoshi. there are times her friends are in danger of actually dying and chooses not to intervene until the very last possible second because yuri could happen between them when they're pushed to their limits and giving their all

[terriblewomanyuri]

there are MULTIPLE TIMES she monologues to nobody in particular because she's somewhere she thinks it would be cool to monologue alone, only to have someone walk in on her and take her completely seriously. and then from there she has to act like she knew they were there all along because she would be less mysterious if she didn't act like she knew that.

[terriblewomanyuri]

she occasionally references "the organization" that's backing her. it doesn't exist. she's not even bluffing to make herself sound stronger. she does it because she thinks mysterious organizations are cool and it'll make people think she's mysterious and working in the shadows

[terriblewomanyuri]

her name is narou kei

this is like naming your MC “Mary Sue” or “Fan Fiction”

[terriblewomanyuri]

there’s one time she defeats an opponent by driving them insane with illusions, all while sitting down and watching from a position of utter control. she does this because her scythe took on human form and bit and whispered in her ears to tease her and it made her so horny her legs gave out for multiple minutes and she couldn’t stand

[terriblewomanyuri]

her biggest fear is being outed as a man or “crossdresser.” there are multiple times she accepts a risk of death simply to not be outed.

[terriblewomanyuri]

she’s a plural dysphoria-riddled chuuni lesbian tgirl who wields a scythe and the power of the stars and she will do anything she can to protect beautiful girls

[terriblewomanyuri]

you WILL love her. you must.

[terriblewomanyuri]

also she has homoerotic relationships with numerous women and tries to keep the role of a cool and collected beauty who sometimes touches girls to accentuate her statements only to collapse and get caught off guard once one of them gets too forward and flirty because she doesn't know how to handle such direct affection and yet can't bring herself to run because she doesn't want to disappoint another beautiful girl.

[terriblewomanyuri]

another girl nearly violates her by threatening to kill herself if kei resists her touch, and the only reason she doesn't is because they got caught before she could go too far.

[terriblewomanyuri]

kei attempts to comfort this girl after the magnitude of what she nearly did sets in and unintentionally makes her think that kei was seducing her this entire time just so she could have her burden lifted for a moment by being pushed down and not having to take the initiative. which leads the other girl to resolve that she'll go down this path and indulge kei in her desires, no matter how twisted they may be. kei doesn't realize any of this.

[terriblewomanyuri]

hey. they’re REALLY COOL catch phrases.

[terriblewomanyuri]

I Got Reincarnated as a Minor Character (♂) and I Won't Give Up on TS

^ actual good translation for those who desire it. the one on Shanghai Fantasy is MTL that goes from reading like it got edited for five minutes to reading like it was copy pasted directly into the website.

[terriblewomanyuri]

another thing to note about it is that all the character's have very significant names. obvious examples are Narou Kei, being shorthand for a super powerful webnovel protagonist and Mizuhi, able to be read as water + fire, like her guns. Kuramu has three different meanings, all of which apply to her.

1. to be dazzled/disoriented by

2. to be lost in (greed, lust, etc.)

3. to become dark

she's the first to be dazzled by sorceria's light, after which she becomes obsessed. even later she becomes consumed by her lust and attempts to assault kei, and after being comforted she believes kei wishes for this, vowing to embrace her dark desires, no matter how twisted they may get.

[terriblewomanyuri]

THAT'S RIGHT. everyone go to sorcerialand right now.

[terriblewomanyuri]

【書籍化決定】【本編完結】かませ役♂に憑依転生した俺はＴＳを諦めない（不破　ふわる） - カクヨム

生まれ変わるなら美少女しかありえねえだろうが！

JP for ya!

[seriousjones]

seriousjones 9:12pm (daft punk if they were bees) we're up all night to get stung! we're up all night to get honey!

seriousjones 10:56pm Jesus Christ, you have all made your point. Bees are not known for "getting stung." Fine. You win. I will be taking some time away from social media for my own peace of mind. It honestly makes me sick to my stomanch that one small mistake can bring out the mob, when all I do is try to spread smiles and connection. Respectfully, I hope you all take a long look and the mirror and think about how your words can affect people.

seriousjones 1:44am (daft punk if they were dogs) we're up all night to be dogs! we're up all night to be puppy

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

I understand that when you said you wanted to 'practice kissing' this isn't what you meant at all but I'm committed to good pedagogy and jumping into the deep end with no understanding of the underlying subject material isn't a goo—No, this doesn't count as edging fuck you.

[tredlocity]