Perfectly Pessimistic

NB(They/Them) 28 Yugioh,Pokémon,MTG, Anime, Literature

[segamascott]

[sailermoon]

listening to a song by a woman when the man’s solo comes on

[animentality]

[blackbellybella]

They are using other gas’s besides tear gas that would make things 10 times worse for everyone in the area if you hit it with a blower. Just be mindful of that

Orange gas—— blower

Green gas —— evacuate

If the green gas gets on you remove your clothes *top down* DO NOT pull anything over your head. Find the nearest cold water source and shower that shit off soap is also helpful.

A pretty hefty hazmat mask would probably be beneficial

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

obsessed with the person on reddit who’s been reading thier mum who knows nothing about pokemon the bulbapedia descriptions and then she draws what she thinks they look like from that alone

i love you slightly unhinged old british storybook style pokemon that illustrate the importance of accurate text descriptions i hope reddit user BazF91 and his mum are having a great day <3

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[charl0ttan]

did anyone else just get pregnant

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*irony-poisoned marvel movie quip that cuts through any sincerity or seriousness in the scene voice* wait - did anyone else just get pregnant?

[charl0ttan]

hes right inside me isnt he

[sparecrew]

[bigfatgingernerd]

This went from "average American high school" to "existential horror" surprisingly quick

[i-count-words-in-posts]

12

[ethernalium]

Concept art of FINAL FANTASY IX main characters

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The Straights in the comments are BIG MAD about this post! Quick, keep reblogging it to charge up the barrier even more!

[happymerryhomosexual-deactivate]

You’re covered! Get in there!

[spongecock]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Astounding how trying to change toxic standards and treating women as the human beings we are provokes such backlash.. *Sigh*

[shelgon]

[emmablowguns]

Mall goth energy

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths

[moonfrost-614-queen-of-darkness]

Same

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Pizza Hut really out here fighting for the common person with that bold ass move

Chris Evans has always been Steve Rogers and this post proves it.

[t0tsu-deactivated20201126]

This is the government agent, who’s in charge of watching my Xbox Kinect, while I’m slaying Britney Spears’ Toxic in Dance Central



[kianamaiart]

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

[teenagerposts]

[hornyspice]

Me on the phone with customer service