dizzy dizzy dinosaurs

Jessica. london. I have a pony called Patrick who is grey and grumpy. hockey. harry potter.

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[aalexryserr]

VACCINATE YOUR KIDDOS

[cypresstheworld]

the little baby + tumblr

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[valadilenne]

This precious and holy Chaucer Animal Poetry meme is just so perfect for tone-setting 2017. 

[luna3141]

I love the Hogwarts founders.

[subversivecynic]

No, this is right.

[lambretta-lady]

What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

[psychokangaroo]

“Napoleon”

[prisonparty]

weak against ice types

[angelsaxis]

Today on Hozier liked

[kaijuno]

Reasons my new physics prof is adorable

- on the first day of class he brought his favorite toy truck from when he was a child - is from Argentina and has a cute accent and sometimes speaks in Spanish on accident - teaches us Spanish phrases for fun - very tall and awkward and has super curly hair that falls into his face constantly - giggles at his own jokes - on the second day of class he showed us pictures of his cat eating a salami - the cat’s name is Pants

[kaijuno]

- i saw his teaching notes today and he doodles little flowers in the margins of his notebook

[kaijuno]

- Brought us a smiley face balloon to cheer us up when the weather was bad

[kaijuno]

- played with legos for half the class

[kaijuno]

- likes balloons a whole lot

[kaijuno]

It’s now the middle of summer. I do research in the physics department, my office is right across the hall from his. And so:

- He knows I’m into observational astronomy and despite him being a nuclear astrophysicist himself he will email me (and some of the other observationalists) interesting articles and videos about astronomy, usually and around 2am, the poor insomniac

- He became a dad yesterday! In his email he said “sorry, I won’t be in this week, I’ll be frantically googling how to take care of a newborn instead”

- his last name is Estrada and so I simply replied “congratulations on becoming an Estradad!!!” To which he replied “:D”

[notapplicableexistance-deactiva]

Pure

[villanelleastankova]

Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson singing No Doubt’s “Just a Girl”

[copperbadge]

The Captain Marvel deleted scenes are pretty fucking great

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

[avvocarlo]

the real houdini

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[londoncallingsigh]

“From the script’s first draft, Larson says she noted the significance of women being involved, in all stages of the film’s creative process.”

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

…that happen. yeah, that.

[cumbrane]

the only good candidate

[cumbrane]

i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love

[cumbrane]

move the fuck over bernie

[portentsofwoe2]

i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol

[butchflirt]

Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back

[becausedragonage]

An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the ‘acerbic’ teens running his Twitter

That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers. 

From the article:

“These young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, ‘Do you realize how old I am?’” Gravel told The Washington Post. “I’ll be 89 years old in May, so it’s preposterous to think that I could serve as president.”

It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasn’t to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to “issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,” as his newly-created website states.

“These people weren’t just whistling Dixie,” Gravel said. “They were well-grounded.”

Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.

[spacepsychologist]

Incredible…

[heythatsmyleg]

[diddi-p]

this gets funnier with each passing year

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin