Manic Pixie Dirt Goblin

eevie | a wannabe artblog and accidental positivity blog.

[pransobrave]

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Bad Buddy (7/??) + Tumblr Text Post

[pocket-alien]

so... you must be the new guy...

[excitementshewrote]

[alchemistc]

[luna3141]

as much as I hated every second of being in my late teens and early twenties, I would really love to be able to wake up and just spend the day rping with friends

[luna3141]

ain't nothing quite like being suddenly ghosted by your best friend and self-proclaimed soulmate of 15yrs

[luna3141]

My thoughts out of context-pt. 4

"That's why no one wants to date me... Too many paradoxes."

"For a minute there, I legit thought we were in the 1200's instead of the 2010's."

"Oh god, I'm gonna get beat up by an elderly farmer."

"I think I might speak predominantly in riddles..."

*concerned dad voice* "how's it hangin' kiddo?"

"Love these tedtalks. love ted. good talks."

"tHEY CALL ME SOMBRERO JACK!"

"Fun fact: 'Demon Tractor' is my middle name."

"You're my Jiminy Cricket, bitch."

"To be honest, I'm a little wary of anyone who uses ellipses like that."

"Not tomorrow, but tomorrow's tomorrow."

"Hi. I'm dying."

"BROWIES BISH???"

"Fucking loophole, dipshit."

"Wait, gay WITH or gay AT?"

"Welcome to my brain. I'll show you to the suspiciously warm salad bar."

"What kinda things? Smoochie things?"

*In a monotone* "That's hilarious."

"I don't wanna MEET people!"

"What the fuck is a 'Vermont?'"

*Stops mid-sentence* "... what the fuck was I saying?"

"My face is sad."

[luna3141]

Just rediscovered this and "welcome to my brain. I'll show you to the suspiciously warm salad bar" made me laugh so actually fuckin hard

[animentality]

[raptorific]

This is an all-time Posting Night, because so very rarely does The Deceased leave us with such a wealth of prefabricated Insensitive Posts to use about his own death. This is beyond "claims to be pro-life, dies anyway," this man made a career on telling people in the most monstrous terms possible that being reverent or sad when someone gets shot is for pussies, and then he got shot. The people who are making light of his death are literally quoting him 1:1 and all of his fans calling that Ghoulish are literally speaking ill of the dead. Obviously political violence is bad and this signals bad things for our society, but nonetheless I love to see these Nazi motherfuckers having a shitty night because they painted themselves into a rhetorical corner

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Forever obsessed with any moment where Lou just starts yelling a righteous speech in character.

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Also a fan of Brennan yelling back.

Just a fan of Brennan and Lou yelling at each other.

[theconcealedweapon]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I do not celebrate death on principle but I do find it interesting that Charlie Kirk died via the thing he advocated for. Like who’s writing this political novel we’re living in. The symbolism’s a bit heavy handed if you ask me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

He was basically pro school shooting and then got shot in a school. Like. I mean.

[what-even-is-thiss]

And he was debating someone about gun violence while it happened. 1940s sci-fi levels of heavy handedness.

[icantspellthings]

He got shot while answering a question about the numbers of mass shootings in America, too. His last words were literally "gang violence"

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t believe in karma but if I did I’d say that’s a pretty good sign that he’s about to be reincarnated as a mosquito.

[trickstertime]

Also, his last post on Instagram had the quote "play certain games, win certain prizes". Like, who tf is writing this season?? Chekov's gun was not only shown, it was swung around with wild abandon surrounded by big flashing arrows pointing at it.

[byjove]

Maybe, just maybe, his daughter will grow up to become a doctor or a scientist or a professor without her evil ass misogynistic dad around. Fuck that guy. Seriously.

[theconcealedweapon]

[byjove]

seemed to have experienced the full wrath of an disgruntled old white guy with a gun while speaking of the horrors of those gosh darn homicidal transgenders. very ironic.

Also I think it’s so ironic how Republicans want everyone to be able to carry a gun anywhere for any reason, actively call for the deaths of their political opponents and sign into law policies that kill peoples but the moment a anyone on the right becomes a victim of gun violence there like “Guys, this is so sad. 🥺 Violence has no place in our lives. There are truly some evil people out there. Of which I am not one.”

[queer-as-city-folk]

How many fathers have been killed by police violence? how many fathers have been killed by lynchings and racism? how many fathers have died from mass shooting? how many fathers have been killed by US military intervention? How many sons have died from those same things? Yes he was a father to 2 kids and a son to his parents, but so were the people that his rhetoric directly enabled the deaths of

[guzhufuren]

Kiseki: Dear To Me + text posts

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