BABES

Howdy, ya'll! I'm a cyberpunk!

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[verfalne]

He practice a licc!! 💕 🌻 💕

[skyrlm]

that bald kid from avatar

[antivancrowsmoved]

bong?

[skyrlm]

water

[gayvian]

no he was an air blender

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i don’t wear glasses and until i looked at the comments i thought these were from som weird old video game lmaooo

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

be the cowboy moodboard

[nintendowiimote]

[babyanimalgifs]

Puma takes a shower

[vastderp]

What have you been rolling in, you dirty thing? *casually flips nature’s furry meat grinder on its side in slippery pit* TSK you even got mud in your toes, what a naughty beast

[the-real-seebs]

i am so confused that the puma is tolerating this

has it even heard of pumas?

[jumpingjacktrash]

look at the squinty eyes, it’s enjoying a nice grooming. :3

[technicalzombie]

Can’t get this kind of treatment in the wild, after all. All cats love luxury. 

[jiangshi-deactivated20181216]

[goth-aunt]

Kids are really like this

[alexjones]

he hit that shit!!!

[aestheticsandchill]

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[ladypalerider]

his idle animation cycle started in midair

[blondertron]

he missed the quick time event

[deathtripz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[eroscestlavie]

Church basement aesthetics:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat

Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece 

[ebolazaire]

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

[red-isotope-deactivated20181109]

I can smell this post

[epersonae]

As someone who was a child in the 80s: that piano ain’t been played since 1965.

[nightwomancometh]

i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[a-boy-called-micah]

op change your url this is fucking fantastic