Why are you here?

I am trash. My art blog for those who are interested: http://thoughtlessdoodles.tumblr.com/

[visit-beautiful]

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

This is me dissociating 😂

[fuocogo]

I was fine but then this video haunted me through all my classes so I’ll reblog

[dannykitchen]

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

[prismatic-bell]

Curvy ladies: Men’s dress pants have more room in the butt. I don’t know why, I only know that all my dress pants for work are off the rack in the men’s department in Target. Literally nobody has noticed, except a couple of my younger coworkers who’ve asked me–you guessed it–”oh my god, where did you find pants with pockets?”

Tall ladies: men’s pants are easier to find in longer lengths than women’s pants are.

Trans ladies: Wanna get on this gravy train, but afraid people will misgender you for wearing clothes off the men’s racks? Step one: tell me who these people are and I will punch them in the face. Step two: if it doesn’t make you dysphoric, please don’t feel obligated to wear pants off the women’s racks if pants off the men’s racks are more comfy/useful to you. I’m a cis woman who’s been wearing pants from the boys’ section and, later, the men’s section, ever since I hit puberty and in thirteen years maybe, maybe half a dozen people have noticed. And it’s always women asking the oh-my-god-pockets question. You’re all good. <3

Fat ladies: you will pay the same for a pair of 42x32 jeans as for a pair of 34x32 jeans, instead of having to pay some kind of Fat Penance Tax by way of being in the “plus size” section. Also, did I mention more room in the butt?

Ladies concerned about modesty: For obvious reasons, there is more crotch space in men’s pants. Embrace it and enjoy a life free from cameltoe worries and spontaneous labia-wedgies when you squat down.

All ladies: I swear to god the waists in women’s pants these days are made specifically to fit exactly nobody so that no matter what you do, your underwear will show. Men’s pants do not do this. The waists sit where they’re supposed to and will actually lay flat against the small of your back instead of flopping open to show your unmentionables to the world. If you want hiphugger jeans, buy one leg-length too small and one waist-size too large and let them hang, and they still won’t accidentally show your undies. Men’s pants will last longer. They cost less, in a lot of cases. Embrace the men’s jeans. Buy the men’s jeans. Stop buying shitty flimsy women’s jeans that wear out in six months.

AND FINALLY: to determine your size in men’s pants, take a tape measure around your waist at its smallest point. This is your waist size and will be the first number in a pair of men’s pants. Next, take the tape measure from about an inch below your no-no squares parts, and run it to your ankle. (You may need a friend or parent to help with this.) This is your inseam length, and will be the second number on a pair of men’s pants. Men’s and boys’ pants are tailored the same way, so if you have trouble finding your waist size in men’s, hop over to the boys’ section. Feel no shame. If they’d give us decent fucking pants we wouldn’t have to steal theirs, right?

[thewinterotter]

Listen you guys, I am SO MAD ABOUT THIS. I’ve seen this first post before, and recently my mom said, “Hey, did you see that post on Tumblr about shopping for jeans in the men’s department?”

And I said yeah, I’d seen it, I’ve been through the Trying To Fit Clothes On My Stupid Body wars, and this post really only applied to skinny jeans because they’re so stretchy. It couldn’t possibly work for regular jeans! I have TRIED SO MANY TIMES. I’ve always shopped in the men’s department because women’s clothes are like 90% bullshit and 10% fake pockets.

But I hadn’t seen the second addition, which gave me more hope, and I decided to just try on a few pairs when I was at Old Navy the other day. They have some “classic” jeans with no give to them at all, which is what I was trying on years ago that convinced me it just wasn’t possible. (Jeans in my price range didn’t really come with any form of stretch back then, as I recall. Textile technology is bad-ass.) But these days they mostly have “flex” jeans that have some give to them. (Women’s jeans are usually labeled “stretch” but apparently men’s have to be “flex” like they need stretchy garments so their HUGE MUSCLES don’t just TEAR THEIR CLOTHES!)

This was totally an impulse decision so I couldn’t measure myself, but I grabbed a few sizes based on what I vaguely thought my measurements probably were and decided it couldn’t possibly be worse than the endless cycle of regret, dissatisfaction, and recrimination that is trying on women’s clothing.

The first pair I tried on fit like a DREAM. I’ve been gaining weight lately which is a whole separate nightmare (mainly centered around “but I don’t WANT to buy new bras, this is bullshit!”) and the reason I need to buy new jeans because nothing freaking fits me, and I was sure these wouldn’t either, but DAMN. They’re the best pair of jeans I own. Twice as thick, pockets twice as big, legs nice and loose (they don’t even sell women’s jeans with a cut remotely similar to this), and contrary to my super dumb opinion from before this experience, they’ve got my plenty of room for all my womanly curvey bits. AND because they’re actually a relaxed fit instead of trying to cling to every inch of me, they don’t show my weight nearly as much as my women’s jeans do, they’re easier to move in, they’re not constantly inching down my hips with every move I make, and overall they just make me feel GOOD about how I look which is a strange new sensation I could definitely get used to.

It’s like a miracle. I want to cry both out of joy and because of all the shitty jeans now filling my closet when I could have been buying comfortable, relaxed, pocket-having men’s jeans all these years. Many blessings to the posters above, may your crops grow and your cows give milk and your jeans hold all the gadgets you desire.

[thatoneartyishperson]

Also: men’s pants have constant sizes that are based off of actual measurements instead of the women’s whatever-the-company-wants-to-make-the-size sizes. They’re far more reliable and your size will translate to other brands.

[inconspicuouslyevil]

@get-dunkd-on help me remember this for our next Goodwill run lmao

[fenland-witch-deactivated202005]

I HAVE to try some men’s jeans. Sick of these super skinny show everything always having to be hitched up no pocket crap jeans!

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Honestly signal boost. Because imagine this actually starts some kind of ludicrous pants revolution that ends up causing women’s pants fashion company’s sales to tank, absolutely forcing them to realize men’s pants have always had the right idea and start doing that instead of this bullshit. Like just imagine. And don’t just signal boost this. Tell every woman you know. Tell every trans friend and every curvy friend out there. You see a lady down the street, stop her and tell her you’ve discovered a new gospel and it’s purchasing men’s pants. With the way women spread information when we’re excited, the mentioned scenario could actually be hella achievable

[akreliadeklavesht-deactivated20]

PRAISE THE UNIVERSE I FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys. Gals. Non binary pals. As a trans ftm person who just recently started shopping in the men’s department and has gigantic hips full of dysphoria let me tell you a thing.

Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. I repeat. Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. You don’t need to go to the dress pants to fit your lovely curvy self in there. Go to the regular section or big and tall if you’re a bit taller and/or wider, and there’ll be a little section of athletic style jeans. They’ve still got the giant blessed pockets and the room in the crotch and if you’re really curvy with a large bone structure like I am you can get yourself some quality pants.

This has been an addition by your local nb trans dude. Thank you for your time.

[sulrae]

Reblog to save a fucking life

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

@fireheartedkaratepup you reblogged questions about fitting guy pants, didn’t you?

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

YES AND I TRIED ON GUY’S PANTS BECAUSE OF THIS POST AND THEY DIDN’T FIT EITHER I’M SO SUPREMELY FRUSTRATED BHT THANKS I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

Let’s just bring back JNCO jeans. I loved those

[temaree-deactivated20150416]

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

[pagetbewbster]

story time

ok so in high school on away game days, the football players and cheerleaders would have to share busses because our school was broke as fuck so our cheer bus would always have a group of varsity footballerers in the back of it. one day my genius friend and I were discussing our feminist rage when she said “bridget you should totally throw a tampon back there and see what they do” and me being myself, stood up and hurled a one (1) tampon at the Manly Men. IT LOOKED LIKE A WAR MOVIE. THE BROS FACES WERE FILLED WITH HORROR AS THEIR BUDDY GOT SHOT. HE WENT DOWN SO DRAMATICALLY AS SCREAMS FILLED THE BUS. BOYS WERE SLINKING AS FAR AWAY FROM THE DEADLY TAMPON AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. ONE BRO WAS EYEING THE EMERGENCY WINDOW WITH ALL SERIOUSNESS, READY TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE THREAT. BEING IN CHICAGO, THE BUS DRIVER PULLED OVER ASSUMING A KID ACTUALLY GOT SHOT. A GIRL HAD TO GO GET THE TAMPON SO THE GUYS WOULD STOP SHITTING THEIR PANTS AND SIT THEIR ASSES THE FUCK BACK DOWN.

I have deduced 2 things from this whole experience: 1. men are ridiculous 2. I wish I had thrown more than one tampon

[rainnecassidy]

TRUE STORY

When my brother was in high school, as a prank, someone stuck a pad to the front bumper of his truck.  A CLEAN, UNUSED PAD.

My brother came home from high school, 17 years old, CRYING and my dad made ME go get it off his truck.

I had honestly forgotten about that until just now.

[hihiyas]

I sincerely regret never having done this during my school days.

[jedlknight]

story time (again!)

one time, in the middle of my freshman year, I was sitting in the band hall talking to a bunch of friends before school. let me preface this story by saying they were all guys (one of the hazards of being in the saxophone section–guys outnumbered the girls 6:1). Anyway, I dug around in my backpack for a tampon and slipped it into the sleeve of my sweater and was about to excuse myself to the restroom (which, if anybody has been paying attention, they would’ve known what was going on, because I’ve never been exactly subtle about things like this) but one of the guys kind of guffaws and goes “what’s in your sleeve? a tampon?” and I guess the way he rolled the word off his tongue like it was some kind of insult really bothered me, so I just pulled the brand new, still wrapped tampon out of my sleeve and went “you guessed it” and popped him across the cheek with it. I walked away to the restroom, vaguely aware of the strangled noises and sounds of disbelief and horror coming from the group of guys. They were all paying attention enough to know that I was digging in my bag for a tampon or pad, but apparently, the sight of the thing was too much for them. That group of guys couldn’t look me in the eyes for a few weeks, all because of a wrapped tampon

[lubiddu]

Yep. I’m an electrician, and we carry voltage meters with us (slang: “Wiggy”, from an old brand name of meter that just about no one uses any more). They take up too much space to put in a tool pouch, so if you don’t want to leave it in the tool box/bag, you’ll have a separate pouch on your tool belt for it. A long, narrow pouch that is convenient as hell for putting spare tampons in where they’ll stay clean and undamaged until needed.

A lot of the guys just leave their meters back in their tool boxes, which are in the gang box, which is usually some hike away from the actual work. So, “can I borrow your meter?” is something I hear a lot. And the response is always, “sure.” They always emit a high-pitched scream (somewhat similar to the tone emitted by the meter when voltage is present) when the tampons fall out when they take out the meter. “WHAT ARE *THOSE* DOING IN THERE?!!” I’ll pick one up and do my best Groucho Marx imitation (with the tampon as cigar): “Whaddya think they’re doing in there, sweetheart?” (wiggling eyebrows, “cigar” tapping). Their reaction is adorable. In almost thirty years of doing this work, I’ve yet to get a blase–“oops, didn’t mean to drop your tampons” response.

[jadelyn]

So what I’m getting from this is tampon shotguns/grenades as a weapon against overaggressive dudes in public spaces, y/y?

[winterlive]

oh my god, what a genius idea.  some dude won’t shut the fuck up, you don’t even look up from your phone as you pull a tampon out of the bag and just wave it at the motherfucker like a wizard’s wand.  AWAAAAAAY.

[violent-darts]

….what the hell is wrong with guys.

[lemonsharks]

oh man oh man I now want to keep a new pad in my pocket at all times for the occasion of being harrassed, calmly opening the pad, and stickying it to the jerkface’s face “To catch the bloody stupid ideas that keep dripping out of your mouth”

[elljayvee]

using an applicator tampon to fire the tampon at someone (you’d have to hit it hard & fast but practice makes perfect)

[variablejabberwocky]

MOAR STORY TIME:

in high school, in an AP science class, all the boys were in a group and huddled around something and acting like it was a bag of puke or something and daring each other to poke it. one of the girls asks what they’re doing and the boys look at each other all sly and shit and run over and shove this long white odd-shaped pen in her face. they ask her to identify it. she says its a pen. the boys look disappointed and go over to me and ask the same thing. 

i say “its a weird shaped pen” and they wiggle it around a little bit and go “yeah but what does it look like?” Im clueless to what they’re going on about. meanwhile all the rest of the class is watching. the dude finally gets tired of the unimpressed responses he’s getting and goes “it looks like a tampon, right?!” all triumphant like he found a bug and expects us all to scream in fear of it

instead the first girl he talked to reaches over to her bag and starts to rummage around going “no, THIS is what a tampon looks like” and BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN FINISH PULLING IT OUT all the boys have scattered to the farthest corners of the room, screaming, like banshee-roaches when the lights come on

it was funny as hell XD

all the girls were laughing their asses off. the boys didn't’ live that down for the rest of the year.

[neverenoughgay]

I once opened a brand new box of pads and as I was opening it my brother literally started screaming about how gross it was. I tried to tell him they were clean but he just kept telling me they were still disgusting so I took one out and threw one at him and he FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. My mom was lowkey laughing but I still got in trouble cuz he literally would not stop screaming. Keep in mind my brother is 21. Men are weak in the face of plastic and cotton.

[moonrose91]

So moral of all these stories is that we should all carry around tampons to shove in cis boy’s faces.

[karadin]

it’s like Kryptonite

[notanightlight]

I keep my tampons on top of everything else in my purse. It works marvelously to keep snoops from trying to see what’s in it.

[trumpeteer34]

Omg, @annagaheygan, please add your story. PLEASE

[djmusicstuff-blog]

I need to do this

[reblog-oh-la-la-le-blogue-deact]

[moogles-say-kupo-deactivated201]

I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*

[djmusicstuff-blog]

What its like getting into a fandom. You find your way in, grab what you want but you'll never find your way out

[freudian-roses]

Job Train

I pray that everyone who likes/reblogs this gets the job they’re looking for. 🙏🙏🙏🙏Good vibes sent 💸💸💸💸💸

[alternativeblkgal]

I NEED THIS SO BAD RIGHT NOW

[lady-gambino]

I no lie just got hired today!! I am amazed.

Originally posted by thecynicalcrayon

[freudian-roses]

Omg bless

Originally posted by jeunefillebiensoustousrapports

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

GOD BLESS THIS POST

[imoverallofit]

Please

[shinewithshanice-deactivated201]

GUYS I BELIEVE THIS WORKED FOR ME I JUST GOT THE JOB OPPORTUNITY OF MY LIFE!!!

[breezybsaidso]

In process! I will let you know if I get the job!

[nnfirnid]

Job Interview today,I need this

[imdopeshitbro]

It really worked

[iashvee-deactivated20190311]

Not missing this chance to not reblog this. Send all the good juju my way, I need it& bad!!!

[afrorevolution]

😩😩😩

[threalz-deactivated20160121]

🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[mhmm-honeybee]

@insertepithethere

[insertepithethere]

Need this

[murdermalo]

Ooh yes I applied today

[justcariii]

Need it

[settlethewhoreids]

I GOT THE JOB WANTED PLUS SOME INTERNSHIPS!!! 

THIS WORKS!!!!!

[freudian-roses]

Lmao I’m glad my blessings are reaching people

[daddy-yoga]

So true believe in him

[visionofpleasure]

Work in my favor!!!

[freakygorgeous]

please I just had an interview and I really need this or another job asap 🙏🙏🙏

[culturallyunapologetic]

Bless 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[nigga-canyounot-blog]

Praying for y'all ✊🏾💙

[blackmalehair]

Point your hand toward this post!!!!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[bigmooodyjudy]

I GOT THE JOB BRUH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WAS SO HAPPY

[yunggalmari]

I need this 😩🙏🏾

[onfourandthem-deactivated202202]

Well I just got my summer hours and my checks finna be liiiitttt!!!

[neverbeensimpleminded]

💁🏾💁🏾💁🏾

[tyjuanvaughn]

jesus work

[submit2trade-deactivated2016080]

Hope I get itttt

[dream-kaream-deactivated2017031]

Amen

[yourfavoritekylie]

Have an interview tomorrow wish me luck!!!!!

[dongoverlord]

I LOVE,,, DESERT RAIN FROGS,,, 

[envyami]

@kairoscuro

[djmusicstuff-blog]

@cursetale ...Dre?

[get-rammed]

Kiara for @djmusicstuff 

What a cutie my goodness. I absolutely love her omg, save me

[djmusicstuff-blog]

Oh my god you actually drew her, I’m so happy I could cry. Thank you so much!!!

[galoogamelady]

Giveaway time!

The big 10k caught me a few months ago and I wanted to do this since 8000 followers but I never had the time. I still don’t (hha!) but the count is over 11k and I don’t want to put it off any longer. I would like to thank you all for following and supporting me by giving you a chance to win one of these:

A full body shaded drawing - essentially, a free commission. Optional: I can include my OC if you want our characters to interact!

One of those chill gifs! Flat color torso gif of a character of your choice, with minimal animation (hair, blink, expression)

Merch! 3 charms + stickers OR 3 prints + stickers from my Storenvy shop - yes, I ship overseas!

A t-shirt from my TeePublic store (courtesy of the folks at TeePublic!)

Rules:

you have to be a follower (please be nice and don’t hit the button just to unfollow right after the giveaway ends)

reblog counts only (but like+reblog however much you want)

no giveaway blogs

keep your ask box open so I can notify you if you win!

if you win merch, you have to be comfortable giving me your name+address to send it to

winners will be chosen with random number generator

if a winner doesn’t reply in 3 days, I am finding a new one

the giveaway ends on March 3rd = my birthday!

Good luck everyone and thank you so SO much for being so cool and supportive of my work! ♥ PS here’s a link to a nicer version of the animated banner (because tumblr hates gifs) ^^

[galoogamelady]

Giveaway time!

The big 10k caught me a few months ago and I wanted to do this since 8000 followers but I never had the time. I still don’t (hha!) but the count is over 11k and I don’t want to put it off any longer. I would like to thank you all for following and supporting me by giving you a chance to win one of these:

A full body shaded drawing - essentially, a free commission. Optional: I can include my OC if you want our characters to interact!

One of those chill gifs! Flat color torso gif of a character of your choice, with minimal animation (hair, blink, expression)

Merch! 3 charms + stickers OR 3 prints + stickers from my Storenvy shop - yes, I ship overseas!

A t-shirt from my TeePublic store (courtesy of the folks at TeePublic!)

Rules:

you have to be a follower (please be nice and don’t hit the button just to unfollow right after the giveaway ends)

reblog counts only (but like+reblog however much you want)

no giveaway blogs

keep your ask box open so I can notify you if you win!

if you win merch, you have to be comfortable giving me your name+address to send it to

winners will be chosen with random number generator

if a winner doesn’t reply in 3 days, I am finding a new one

the giveaway ends on March 3rd = my birthday!

Good luck everyone and thank you so SO much for being so cool and supportive of my work! ♥ PS here’s a link to a nicer version of the animated banner (because tumblr hates gifs) ^^

[galoogamelady]

Make that 12k O_O

[galoogamelady]

Giveaway time!

The big 10k caught me a few months ago and I wanted to do this since 8000 followers but I never had the time. I still don’t (hha!) but the count is over 11k and I don’t want to put it off any longer. I would like to thank you all for following and supporting me by giving you a chance to win one of these:

A full body shaded drawing - essentially, a free commission. Optional: I can include my OC if you want our characters to interact!

One of those chill gifs! Flat color torso gif of a character of your choice, with minimal animation (hair, blink, expression)

Merch! 3 charms + stickers OR 3 prints + stickers from my Storenvy shop - yes, I ship overseas!

A t-shirt from my TeePublic store (courtesy of the folks at TeePublic!)

Rules:

you have to be a follower (please be nice and don’t hit the button just to unfollow right after the giveaway ends)

reblog counts only (but like+reblog however much you want)

no giveaway blogs

keep your ask box open so I can notify you if you win!

if you win merch, you have to be comfortable giving me your name+address to send it to

winners will be chosen with random number generator

if a winner doesn’t reply in 3 days, I am finding a new one

the giveaway ends on March 3rd = my birthday!

Good luck everyone and thank you so SO much for being so cool and supportive of my work! ♥ PS here’s a link to a nicer version of the animated banner (because tumblr hates gifs) ^^

[djmusicstuff-blog]

Awesome art! Fingers crossed that I win!

[myetie-deactivated20190217]

RFA + MC Movie Dates

OMG look a new post :))) I’ve been slacking off too much lately so this took longer to finish hhrhgrkjdhg

To be honest this entire post was just an excuse to draw flying popcorn. I love popcorn. I had fun drawing this set ♥___♥ ((I have a V sketch but I’ll upload the finished one when I’m done with his other comics for the old posts haha))

YOOSUNG: He tried. He and MC sneak into a kids movie afterwards. ZEN: ??? Angst ??? LAUGHS JAEHEE: Jaehee is probably too tired to fangirl that night. JUMIN: RATED G CAT MOVIE SEVEN: That is the last time MC is going to the movies with him. UNKNOWN: He doesn’t know how movie dates go so he tries to copy other couples ♥ He prefers midnight screenings that have less people *__*

I post WIP shots in Instagram ♥

[myetie-deactivated20190217]

Updated Jumin’s Set ♥ No more bad references now lolol Mr Grey = Very very Bad Jumin Han = Not as Bad; Can Actually Be Very Good

Jumin still got some of that action from MC though ♥♥♥

[echoire]

i cant- XD

[djmusicstuff-blog]

is that viktor and yuuri at the horror movie?

[spacefairytale]

JUST PRESS PLAY AND UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL THANK ME

[boy-toy-bites]

VICTOR “DRAMA QUEEN” NIKIFOROV WOULD TOTALLY SKATE THIS ROUTINE OKAY.

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

FUCK ME UP, HOT DAMN

[inashibe-blog]

GOD DAMN. Never reblogged something so fast

[djmusicstuff-blog]

good shit

[djmusicstuff-blog]

rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

I was tagged by @voyceisvice

favorite color(s): teal and navy blue

last song you listened to: I Wanna Be Like You (Sim Gretina Remix)

favorite tv show(s): dont really watch tv but if anime counts yuri on ice, tokyo ghoul and attack on titans

first fandom: Undertale

i dont know 9 people on tumblr soo no tagging, sorry

[djmusicstuff-blog]

So I have a nameless AU, I came up with it during my friend bins stream. She was playing a megalovania remix and there was a bass drop and a moan. That made me imagine sans doing the dirty deed with himself and everytime he jizzes theres a bassdrop.

This is not a serious, strict AU, its just something fun

Anyone got name suggestions?

[djmusicstuff-blog]

New record, 5 porn bots in 2 hours. Way to start off the new year

[transparent-cupcakes]

Reblog bean for good luck and peace in 2017

[sin-sius-deactivated20240227]

smol bean give me luck please <3 <3

[sinisor-deactivated20200910]

i want the smol bean plushie

[djmusicstuff-blog]

heaven knows i need this

[djmusicstuff-blog]

Fuk you depression, im gonna sleep till you shut the fuck up