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Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share

pukicho

If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid

queeryutbrb

how would we go about drawing a truely horrible, incomprehensible ancient sea monster-demon-god?

pukicho

It’s fucking easy you just

pukicho

my-darling-boy

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

my-darling-boy

Ah rabies

my-darling-boy

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

sandersstudies

Best experience at Starbucks is when you say the names of two items and the customer says “what’s the difference?” because either 1) you get a chance to educate someone about coffee, which is fun as long as they’re interested or 2) you have a funny story to tell later about the idiot in the drive-thru.

sandersstudies

Situation one:

Customer: hello, I’m not really sure what I want today. Do you have anything hot that tastes like caramel?

Me: Absolutely, caramel lattes and caramel macchiatos are both very popular drinks.

Customer: Oh, what’s the difference?

Me: Well, caramel lattes are made with milk over caramel syrup and espresso, and caramel macchiatos are made with caramel drizzle and espresso over milk and vanilla syrup. They both come hot or iced. :)

Customer: Thank you! I think I will try the hot caramel macchiato :)

Me: Okay, sounds good! :)

Situation two:

Customer: I want a latte.

Me: Okay, and would you like that hot or iced today?

Customer: What’s the difference?

Me: …

Me: One is……. hot……. and the other one is…….. iced.