\^o^/

i'm back but i don't think i'll have time to be very active

[evilvillain123456789]

Gramma hurt me

[evilvillain123456789]

Gramma kill me

[succubusboyfriend]

so i’ve eliminated my phone from the “staying up all night” equation by getting an alarm clock and charging said phone in another room, but this resulted in a second, secret problem of staying up too late drawing because i still had my tablet. i don’t wanna move my tablet to another room as well because i like having a little bit of drawing time before bed so for about a week i was like….. oh i’ll just force myself off at the correct time eventually. one of these days that will happen.

but last night realized i'm never gonna just gain the willpower to curb my bad habits at random, that’s the entire reason i took the phone out of the room, so i just. set my tablet to turn completely greyscale from 12:30am to 8am to prevent me from staying up all night drawing. and guess who actually fucking went to bed the second his tablet turned grey.

[succubusboyfriend]

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.

[hillhomed]

in plain sight

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[dumbpuppyfag]

you know when you're a kid and you're like "i hate broccoli!" and then you avoid that shit for 20 years until someone makes you try some exquisitely sautéed tenderstem and it's the best shit ever and you realise your parents just don't know how to cook broccoli? this is roughly how i feel about poetry

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[krystalmelodie]

Problem solved unsuccessfully 👍

[ayayapap]

What the hell sure

[praisephantom]

Mementos + self insert

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[abstractandedgyname]

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[sonaturin]

No

[eggplant-crusader]

This is why I always go to the Wikipedia page right after I finish reading something

[keshiki-scenery]

Damn I forgot I drew this. It would be hilarious IF L were taller than Light. Usually Light has to look down when standing next to L. It makes him feel unconsciously superior, even if it's just because of height. But when Light discovers that L is taller than him, forcing him to look up, he would be soooo angry lol (and feel a little hot about it)

[demonprincex]

it would benefit students to speak openly with their classmates about what grades they are getting, just as it benefits workers to openly discuss their pay. i guarantee you that if students were to show their grades to one another more frequently, they would uncover all kinds of evidence of gender and racial bias, differences in the length and detail of feedback provided, inconsistent grading standards, inconsistent application of guidelines and rubrics, inconsistent carrying out of class and university policy, and also just plenty of instructor mistakes.

[saeuloveme]

sae sae kyun! 🫶

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]