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glass onion was amazing and I wouldn’t change anything about it. BUT I do think it would have been hilarious if there was a post credit scene with all of them getting covid, because of course miles’ gun vax thing doesn’t work.
they’re the same movie your honour
Eugene gets me
HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES
i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:
laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you
me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)
Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious
Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like
Called out in the company group chat
hermey the elf was transgender
female elves:
blond hair and small noses
male elves:
no hair and big noses
hermey:
blond hair and small nose
is a trans man
you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist
Didn't notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the "had to do it to em" guy
Of course
sorry to add ugly commentary to a fantastic post that stands on its own but it's important for people to know that i and my friends run online movie nights for people a LOT and every single time we do, there is one person who does this no matter how anodyne or simple the film is. some of this is just human stupidity and nothing to do with Modern Times (you will find complaints of old people doing it in movie theaters going back to the midcentury) but a Lot Of it is the Netflix effect from only ever watching stuff designed in a lab to be turned into soundbites, gifs, and to repeat plot points and jokes for everyone who is watching while scrolling on their phones.
I've started just telling them straight up that before about 2010, movies were written and edited in a way that required you to actually watch the movie or you are going to miss things and you do not get a second chance. last time we had a movie night, someone asked questions through the entirety of Lost Boys, and then left their computer for 20 minutes, came back, and demanded an explanation of "what happened" while they were gone.
assuming you are of average cognitive ability and capable of following a plot (and i know someone is going to scold me for ableism, i am NOT talking about people with a disability that prevents narrative comprehension and you know it) it's not just embarrassing for YOU to not simply use your critical thinking skills to perceive a story, it's actively intrusive, rude, and disrespectful to the people around you and to the film itself.
stop doing this. just shut the fuck up! if you still have questions when the movie is completely over and the entire plot has been wrapped up, THINK about it. is the narrative tension left unresolved on purpose? sometimes it is, because ambiguity is a valid storytelling technique utilized to create specific effects in film. after you're done thinking, THEN is the time to start asking questions. discussion of the film happens after the film so that everyone has the opportunity to get all of the information the filmmaker wants to offer and so no one's viewing experience is interrupted or made worse. this is extremely basic "living in the world as an adult" manners.
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