PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@doctorbrightside
sam - 20 - genderfluid - not fuckin picky on pronouns flip a coin - evil dyke - nd - musician
my side blogs are
@gandalfbignaturalz - nerd shit, comics, podcasts
@mikeywayimdykeygay - music and bandom
dm me if you want i’m chill i’m normal usually
real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
paycheck hits ✅
i BOUGHT dog blood ✅
It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties
it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back
Hot Dog Baby by LEGO
I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
Jesus fuck I just hit Ellen the generous with my carr
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
living in your parents house as an adult is a humiliation ritual why am i in the group chat at 23 years old going “I HATE MY DAD”
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
What Was The Image
thats between me and the holy fucking ghost
cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I needed a good picture to get on Tinder, but I didn't want to hold up a fish.
