Spicy Chocolate

Prepare for inconsistent content 😎

[murdershegoat]

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

[specialtater]

"Mo mo" "Moooooo"

[dualvoidanima]

‘neon-night’

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

orangutan asmr

[salsa-dip]

i'm a very big fan of this video

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

[thenaebyrd777]

[bassiter]

Visit Original Link

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

[wolveria]

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

[cryptid-prrrince]

This is what you hear when you come into my room and I’m dissociating

[cuntylestat]

Congratulations to TARON EGERTON for his win in the category Best Performance in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy at the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards!

[bob-belcher]

Taron Egerton wins Best Actor for Motion Picture Musical, and Elton Johns reaction!

[meganfoxrocksmyworld]

Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.

Her eloquence on objectification and misogyny.

[girlinareasonablypricedcar]

Old English, why do you have this word? Why?

[atii-uqaulahaluanngilutit]

More dragons back then.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[somecutething]

[paintcoveredpup-deactivated2020]

[red-king4]

[artoo]

thank you, mark

[melyzard]

This is the only Star Wars discourse I’m interested in right now.

[tombstonetourism]

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

[ocean-watcher]

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

[joe-bee-richter-deactivated2020]

if you sit there you belong to the fae

[jewishdragon]

That’s the Fae’s problem

[koracs]

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

[farsizaban-deactivated20180323]

A man who has traveled to 217 countries in the world on visiting Iran 

http://highlife.ba.com/articles/lessons-learned-from-travelling-to-217-countries/

[aaliyahbreaux]

This is so cute omg

[anreill]

Grandma’s all over the world gotta make sure you’re fed

[hairenya]

Reblogging again to remind people that the people of Iran are human and maybe we shouldn’t go to war with them. Just a suggestion.