Dr K Pepper

barf

[doctorkpepper]

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[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: PlayStantula

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[animentality]

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[melinoelabs]

Alright, guys, settle a bet here.

Howard in Practical Theology says that eating an Olympian or Æsir is cannibalism, but everybody in Applied Genetics and the cafeteria staff disagree strongly.

So-

Is eating a god cannibalism (if done by a human)

Yes, Soylent Zeus is People.

Yes, but that won't stop me.

No, of course not. What are my dipping sauce options?

I always had them pegged as a building material myself.

No, but it should be utilized for pets and livestock feed only.

No, but they gotta be at least 1/3rd animal parts by volume (Pan, etc).

Isn't that what the McRib is? Then what the hell have I been eating?

I just want the results (WARNING: does not absolve hubristic liability)

Voting ended onMay 25

Clarification: Bread doesn't count, we're talking the full grill master here.

Hope this helps (us)!

Humbert Outreach Liaison, Melinoë Laboratories Ba-Da-Pa-Pa-Pah Ego Amo id!

[randomitemdrop]

Item: godburger

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[chongoblog]

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

[lunarthesugarglider]

thats a common interest we've

[chongoblog]

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Heavy Duty Segway

[stealingpotatoes]

for some reason my cat always acts surprised and sniffs me when i pet him even if he's literally sat on me