No, not that kind of doctor

Renaissance void (ey/they/he). I do science and write LARPS, TTRPGs and horrible eel and clown audiofiction (@pantaloonsoc/@eelerschoice).

[kingmakerpod]

[tellnotalespod]

The Tell No Tales merch store is now live on Shopify!

Tell No Tales Podcast

We've got the designs you'd expect, such as our cover art on hoodies, stickers, tote bags and more...

But we've also got a few new designs that I'm really excited about, including a range of different Better Place logos, and a few new stickers!

Plus loads more on the site!

Distribution and printing is handled through Printful, who have a few international distribution centres, so international shipping should be relatively simplified regardless of where you're ordering from.

As with any new launch, there may be a few hiccups in the early days, so if you're having trouble ordering please do let me know and I'll fix it right away!

Eventually, I'm hoping to use the proceeds from this merch store to help fund S3's production, but unfortunately right now I'm in pretty dire financial straits myself, so any money I make from this store in the immediate future will go towards ensuring I don't lose my flat and keeping me fed while I write the scripts for S3. So if you've ever wanted to support the show, now really is the time to do it!

[lawofnamesmedia]

The Very Prudent Decisions of Hortlakçı Süleyman Hoca, Chapter 8: Süleyman and the Voivod (Part 2)

Süleyman continues to be a troublesome guest, and learns something about himself.

Süleyman continues to be a troublesome guest, and learns something about himself. ** Süleyman was played by Gem Aydın The Voivod Under th

This episode was written, edited, and sound designed by @doctorloup

Süleyman was played by @gemaydin

The Voivod Under the Mountain was played by David Ault

For more information about the show & its cast and crew, visit

veryprudentdecisions.lawofnames.com

[doctorloup]

Look. Whomst among us hasn't wanted to be flirted with by the gentlemanly God of a really cool marble-capped Bulgarian mountain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vihren

[elodieunderglass]

My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on

The eclipse: (goes on)

The birds: (go quiet)

One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU

[doccyuk]

(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

[doctorloup]

It was interesting to watch them get a bit confused and lost while flying as well.. poor birbs.

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[wefixspacejunk]

We Fix Space Junk will be LIVE at London Podcast Festival this September! We'll be performing as part of the LPF's Audio Drama Day. This will be our last live show for a long while so get tickets while you can! https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/we-fix-space-junk-2/

[redstonedust]

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Ayeeee

[lightspeedsound]

Adorable, beautiful magic

[green-loaf]

Guys, I think I might be gay

[livsalot]

[evergreensounds]

been listening to The Very Prudent Decisions of Hortlakçı Süleyman Hoca (a podcast by @gemaydin & @doctorloup) and I can't wait for the finale (although I could listen to 200 episodes of Ottoman empire ghost hunter)

[gemaydin]

hey, just a warning. it's not okay to share this without giving me 3-5 business days to get ready for it. I have heart issues. I was this close to having a heart attack. how dare you???

JOKES ASIDE OMG THAT'S SUCH A COOL ART HOLY SHIT THAT IS A GROWN ASS MUHALLEBİ ÇOCUĞU IF I EVER SEEN ONE

[audiofictionfm]

We're Audio Fiction FM, a new show from @hemcreekprod and hosted by @the-sassy-composer about audio fiction and the people creating it. Join us on YouTube at August 12th at 8:00PM CST where we'll be premiering our first episode, featuring the audio drama "Two Thousand and Late" and creator Lauren Shippen of @atypicalartists. And, because the episode will be premiering through YouTube, you will be able to live chat with fellow listeners. We hope to see you there!

[thelaurenshippen]

I had SO much fun talking to @the-sassy-composer, as always!! excited to share this conversation with the world!

[vestaclinicpod]

Audio Drama Sunday - 2nd August ✨

🦋 @remnantspod (54) Oh, damn, this episode got me even more than usual! How stunning: the poetry, the description of niqab, the scene in the hospital, Elio, Rachel. I listened to this on the way into work and was just emotionally floored by the time I got there. I really got a sense of healing from this remnant, a recognition of how people had been hurt by EP, but also how they found community and family in the wake of his life. So much to sit with and unpack here! 

⚓️ @eelerschoice (12) Eeler’s finale! What a thoroughly enjoyable episode! I felt it did such a good job of tying up everyone’s arcs this season and I was especially thrilled for Nama! 🌬️ Again, I thought the action scenes were beautifully executed and I could really feel the heart of the show shining through in the resolution of the series!! 

🧋 @hinaypod (89) Ohh, it’s so sad to spell out the misunderstanding around Mari’s connection to the Mambabarang and how it’s still affecting the people she left behind at home ☹️ It is nice that it’s (?she’s) still keeping the police out of her local area though! It must be so hard to hear loved ones fearing for her safety about something that she created! ‘Intercessors’ is such a fun word for Michael and Lori! 

⛪️ Forgive Me (2.05 - 2.07) St Patricks continues to deliver a lighthearted giggle or two! I’ve never attended a Thanksgiving dinner before, but this ep didn’t really sell it to me 😂 I loved hearing from Clara again! She is a fave of mine! 

📖 @storiesfromylelmore (204) This might be my favourite SFY episode so far! I adoreddddd Keryth’s PI bit (and what a talent to be able to voice someone pretending to voice someone else!) and I can’t fault the logic of being sure to finish first. It *is* always the Dame, I hope by sharing this unflattering part of their past, Elas is able to progress forwards in a less puce manner! 

🌵 @desertskiespodcast (26) This Inter State episode had one of the best cold openings of the season. ‘The desire is growwwinnngg. The desire is subsiding. . . Now it is growing again’ - SO funny. The ep was a lovely blend of nostalgia and healing. But what an ending! I fear Evil Jennifer Coolidge has returned!! 

🚚  Don’t Tell Alice (1,8) oooh I love the notion of Praxis as an ongoing network of community and support! These people have been indelibly changed and they’re still willing to help make things better! We finally meet the person behind the murders and… they’re human?! I think Keisha has her hands full here… 

Have a good week! I especially can’t wait to spend a long commute with Our Wars Have Ended! 💀

[sadclowncentral]

i am half blind. on my eighteenth birthday, a freak accident left me with a slashed retina, a temporary eye patch and a permanent loss of 86% of vision in my right eye. i don't talk about it much, and apart from the inability to drive a car, placing my notebook next to the desk instead of on it once in a while, and making me truly abysmal at beer pong, it has not impacted my life much.

except for the bittersweet fact that i can never show people how breathtakingly beautiful the world looks when you eyesight is fractured straight through the middle. i close what my opitician calls my good eye and the world explodes in colour, every pinprick source of light spreading out into iridescent flares into all directions culminating in bright circles at the edge of my vision. every star, every streetlight, multiplying into a tenfold symphony of colour and light. it's so overwhelmingly beautiful. how can i ever explain this to people? that when they find out and look at me with pity they should be envious instead. what an immense privilege, to be able to look at the world and see it too.

[yupokaysuremhm]

evil version of have-you-been-here called do-you-live-here where i methodically post every house, street corner, alleyway, forest, and shelter in the world until I've given every single person on earth the opportunity to doxx themselves

[yupokaysuremhm]

alright everyone I've gotten one yes. Let's run a trial post:

Felix's house

1131 Cosm St.

Somewhere, Earth

Do you live here?

Yes, I live here

No, I don't live here

Voting ended onAug 10

[felixcosm]

Who the fuck voted yes I live here I don't have roommates in my spacious beautiful house!!

[vosling]

I am squatting your wallpaper because I like you and it makes for good creeping at night

[doctorloup]

And I am in your pipes, passing the sugar basin to Vos while we watch you sleep.

[malignedmare]

it is genuinely so unbelievably annoying to be a child trafficking survivor and have to listen to people argue about shadows on the wall when it comes to children’s rights and child abuse prevention. the only true way to prevent child abuse is to take away parental control. give children rights. give them the education, resources, and rights to say yes or no to whatever and whoever they desire. i know what would have helped me. i’m so mind numbingly sick of all of this. everyone wants to feel like a hero, but nobody wants to help anyone.

[malignedmare]

there is not a pedophile cabal hiding in the shadows waiting to kidnap children. parents are the number one perpetrators of child sexual abuse. my kidnapper was my mother. my traffickers were all paid by her and had legal custody over me. i was forced thru constant manual labor and sexual humiliation in the name of “therapy” because parents are allowed to do whatever they want with the children they own. the end of adult supremacy is the only way to end child abuse.

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[dominuspod]

Horror podcast voice acting opportunity (Canadians preferred)*

*Since this podcast is partly funded by the Toronto Arts Council, I'd like to try and source local VAs. Toronto actor a bonus.

Looking for a Spanish speaking/accented voice actor with a lower register voice for Dominus, a Catholic Horror Podcast!

1 scene, monologue, roughly 3 pages long.

The character is Fabian, a gay male nurse, and will require some intense, emotional horror acting.

Paid opportunity, $50 CAD.

If you're interested, please send (a) voice sample/s to [email protected]

It can be any voice sample, but if you would like a line from the show:

I was eventually able to pursue home care. For my bedside manner, I was able to land a job that paid me more than I’d ever been paid, but for good reason.

Spanish accent preferred (this includes European Spanish and any Latin American Spanish accent) for the line read. You can adjust the wording to fit how you would say it naturally.

Please indicate if you are Canadian (Temporary Resident, Permanent Resident or Citizen accepted) or not in the email.

Deadline August 1 2026.