Jazzy Dodger

•Eternally Autumn• Artist• she/her• •@dodge_that_jazz on Insta• G+ Refugee• •Profile picture by @hotsock-s•

[hornetstabber]

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

[hornetstabber]

anon please what does this mean

[hornetstabber]

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

[greek-mythographer]

This deserves 1000s of notes

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[gigabats]

[undeadentropy]

Time to get spoopy

[long-hands-in-the-cornfield]

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

[yuzupool]

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[fencecollapsed]

you TRICK Jean Jacket?? you give it a fake horse like the landfill?? oh! blood vomit! blood vomit for Haywoods for a thousand years!!

[st-froy]

[jovishark]

youre my best friend and i love you

[mazeroamer]

some game dev in circa 2003: hey can we get a song for our scrimblo bimblo french comic book licensed game lol

guy about to fucking go primal beast mode and drop the hardest breakbeat track in the universe: ok

[ambassadorquark]

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

[ambassadorquark]

well since nobody in my notes has stepped up and done this. fuck it wolfboy and vampirate

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[strohsylvia]

One of my favorite birds 🦅 🐦

[luvtonique]

No like, tits

[gilded-dragons]

This?

[luvtonique]

No like, hooters

[silverscreeny]

[straightboyfriend]

[funny-tik-toks]

[100wizard]

wizard time

[campyvillain]

[sglsgoshkxosfxisigxchpfhps-deac]

Mugman: “Aw jeez i feel bad for this onion fella he’s so sad”

Cuphead:

[callmebliss]

A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had.

The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at Bilbo. He’s just a little guy

[hlvraid]

Opinions on eating grapes in grocery stores before buying them?