wait expand on the tpe piss drinking . expand on your tpe tags in the post . creamsicle . creamsicle PLEASE
ok so like I loooove aspects of service that come with tpe. and I do personally think shane is like a working breed dog where he needs tasks. and he thinks ilya is his owner (he is) so he will work to please ilya and follow all tasks.
some tasks are individual tasks (go buy cigarettes for ilya, go get this exact thing from this exact store, take care of dropping off and picking up dry cleaning etc) and can be done when they're at a distance too. and other tasks are like part of routines (shower routine + grooming and pictures as proof) that can ALSO be done from a distance
but then there's also routines for when they're together all the time.
now that's where the piss drinking comes in.
morning routine at the cottage. shane has a Job. he has many jobs but one of them, because shane always wakes up before ilya, is to wake ilya up with his mouth. it's just one part, of course, but it's the start.
at first, it's just blowjobs, plain and simple. but at some point, ilya realizes that hey, there's something else he has to do every morning.
first time he brings it up, it's phrased as a question, a "will you do this for me too, my shane?" and shane fights it. so next time ilya doesn't ask. he just says it. tells shane "today you will swallow my piss so i can stay comfortable and take my time getting up" and. well. guess there's another task to add to the routine. another way to let shane serve. even if he hates it. the ultimate service is one that's just for ilya.
see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup
first post for context / see the tag 'open relationship au' for more snippets.
2014
It's been two weeks since they last ate dinner together. The last time they did, they got into a stupid argument about something Shane can't even remember and Brian ended up storming out and sleeping at his own place. They met up for a short lunch the next week and made up, but they haven't been able to spend any substantial amount of time alone together since.
Shane is determined for tonight to go well. He got food delivered from Brian's favorite restaurant and picked up a bottle of his favorite wine to pair it with. He even busted out the candles. He's not the best boyfriend, he knows, but he can at least show Brian that he's trying.
Brian seems to be on the same page, because he shows up with a bouquet of flowers and an apologetic smile. He swoops Shane in for a passionate kiss on the doorstep, sending Shane's heart fluttering.
They sit down to eat and it's nice. Cozy in its familiarity. There's still some tension lingering between them but for the first time in two weeks, Shane feels confident they can work through it.
There's a lull in the conversation and Brian straightens, looking uncomfortable all of a sudden.
"You okay?" Shane asks, reaching for him across the table.
Brian takes his hand, squeezing it gratefully. "I'm fine. Just... thinking."
"About?"
"There's something I've been meaning to bring up," Brian says. "I'm just not sure how to say it."
"You could just say it," Shane suggests with a wry smile. He prefers to be told things bluntly and clearly, even when the topic is uncomfortable.
"Right. Things haven't been great between us lately, have they?"
Shane straightens, stomach clenching. He wants to pull his hand back, but Brian is still holding onto it tightly. "I guess so," he agrees reluctantly.
Brian's not about to break up with him, is he?
It would be ideal timing, Shane recognizes distantly. The season is over, he'd have all summer to get over it before he's back on the ice. Or maybe next week would have been better, after the MHL awards in Vegas.
"I think part of the problem is we have so little time together," Brian says, pulling Shane's mind back. "We get frustrated in our time apart, and we take it out on each other."
That's not true, Shane wants to say. Brian's always the one to snap, the one to escalate a disagreement into a fight. But even as he's thinking it, Shane knows he's not being fair. They have different styles of communication, and Shane's bottling up of his emotions is no better than Brian's explosive anger.
"We've also been together for so long," Brian continues. "And I'm afraid we might have fallen into bad patterns."
"Are you breaking up with me?"
The words burst out of him without permission. Shane feels stupid and childish as soon as he's said them.
"Oh, babe," Brian says, squeezing his hand tighter. "Of course not. I love you and I want to be with you."
Relief floods Shane. He manages to give Brian a wobbly smile, which Brian returns, raising Shane's hand to his lips and kissing it.
"I was just thinking... how would you feel about opening up the relationship?"
Shane blinks. For a long moment, he doesn't understand what Brian is saying. It's such a foreign concept to him, a thing he knows other couples do but he never would have thought he'd need to consider.
"What?"
"I think it would be really good for us," Brian says. "Your schedule is so crazy and we can't always line up our free nights. I think this could really take the pressure off for when do find time to be together."
This must be a nightmare. "You want to fuck other people?"
"I want us both to be able to enjoy new experiences. It wouldn't mean we love each other any less. It would just be sex, no strings attached."
"I don't -" Shane's voice catches in his throat. He feels vaguely nauseous. "Are you tired of me?"
Brian pulls back his hand. "Of course not. Jesus, Shane, don't be so close-minded. I know you're surrounded by hockey people all the time and it's a really conservative culture, but open relationships aren't anything unusual. Most of my gay friends are in ones."
"They are?"
"Yeah. And if anything, it brings them closer together."
Shane can't believe he's considering this, but. He's still not over the shock of thinking Brian was about to break up with him. That the person he's been with his entire adult life, the person who's loved and supported him since before he was drafted, could be gone from his life just like that.
If Shane says no, will Brian just break up with him anyway?
"We can try it out," Shane says cautiously. "But I'm not sure - I don't know if I could sleep with someone else."
Briefly, inexplicably, Rozanov flashes through his mind. Shane's heart jumps and he chases the thought away.
Brian gets up, rounding the table to pull Shane in for a kiss. "You're so sweet, but don't say yes just for my benefit. This could be good for both of us. You should at least try."
"...Okay."
Shane can't say he's comfortable with the idea. It feels too much like cheating. But then, he wasn't exactly comfortable with sleeping with Brian at first, either, and that turned out to be one of the best decisions of his life.
Brian smiles at him fondly, stroking Shane's cheek with his thumb. "If it helps, you can think of it like practicing for a game."
The implication sits sour in Shane's gut but he ignores it. Brian's just trying to put it in terms Shane will relate to.
Brian stays the night. Once he's gone, having given Shane a lingering kiss goodbye, Shane pulls up his phone.
He scrolls down to Rozanov's contact. It still feels wrong, but Brian hasn't just given his blessing. He's explicitly encouraged Shane to seek someone else out for no-strings attached sex and if there's one person Shane knows is reliable for it, it's Rozanov.
Besides, it's not like Shane's swimming in other options.
Shane keeps this firmly in mind as he types out his message, ignoring the way his stomach twists in anticipation. He's not excited about this, he reminds himself. This is just an experiment, something he's doing because it will please Brian.
Could we meet up at the awards in private?
His phone buzzes a couple of minutes later with Rozanov's reply.
if you promise not to be a sore loser when i win mvp 😈
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Let’s hope the first two didnt get eaten!! Third time sending this ask!!
My asks have been eaten!! Hooray as I thought I was too big a freak for you I'm sorry : I'm sending this three times so hopefully you get it, just delete the other two!! My OG asks from what I remember are all team omega verse ones and headcanon as follows:
Kneeling is so important, like I don't think Shane sits on the bench in the sin bin (if he some how gets in there) I think he's on the floor to remind him of his place and (potential) disobedience that got him there.
Omega fang venom healing or calming headcanon (bc l need people kissing Shane and sucking into his mouth for the venom. Not sexual just in public and very aggressive/deep kissing) but also this ties into "don speak unless spoken too" as opening your mouth dries out the venom didnt you know omega? And the venom is ours so keep your mouth shut. Gags possible in public just bc I think Shane deserves to have his oral fixation addressed at all times
More sexually; omegas wear plugs (small) in games bc they're slick "distracts" the other team or something.
Less sexually: shaking an omegas hand is not the correct greeting. What is the correct greeting? I have no idea rn, but I can imagine the "good game" line going far differently if the proper way to greet/thank an omega was like an ass pat, or check pat,.. I'm liking the check pat actuallt!
Let me know if you get this!
- 🦢(idk man first emoji that came up)
OKAY SO TEAM OMEGA AU:
Some of these concepts are explicitly degrading in a way that makes implications in a broader societal sense for this au that I don't think work for it's present context. HOWEVER!!! I love the idea that all of these things were OLD rules/structures that existed when Omega rights were ah,,, far less negotiated.
I think sports rules shifted gradually with the times, yes, but I also think that when there was one omega on a team, it fucked up the 'team hierarchies' when there were multiple alphas. Who disciplined the omega? What's the pecking order for a venom boost? That's why, in modern sports, it's the CAPTAIN who gets last say on the omega's treatment: this helps with team cohesion and with creating a more ordered lockerrom dynamic.
AS FOR THE SPECIFICS:
- as I said before, I love the idea of omega's kneeling in the locker room at their captain's feet post-games to 'regulate their hormones'. And, as you said, I LOVE the idea that Omegas are also expected to kneel in the sin bin, as a form of showing recrimination/remorse (and it's assumed their captain will deal with them post-game 😏). Kneeling at the bench with the other players isn't expected anymore, but it was definitely a rule back in the day, though!!
- omega venom is now considered a mind altering substance so it isn't permitted for use in or post games. Part of the usual omega suppressant dosage now includes a component that dries up venom while you're on the suppressants. But TRUST AND BELIEVE that teenager-Shane was furtively looking up footage of games back in the day where alphas who picked fights were expected to take a dose of omega venom to 'calm down'. He watched the rough way the omega's mouths were pried open as the pissed off Alphas dove in for a boost and guiltily jerked himself off to the videos 🥴🥴
- I could only imagine a gag being a punishment, and it's an old fashioned one. But I bet Ilya oh so casually brings it up if Shane gets snippy with him. "Hollander, if you can't stop that mouth from moving, I can stop it for you?" I think Ilya rarely uses the gag as a punishment, though (mostly because it gets Shane so hot every time he wears it that Ilya HAS to fuck him when he gets home, and that kind of defeats the point of it being a punishment, doesn't it?)
- MANDATED PLUGS!!! Another thing that was commonplace back in the day when suppressants weren't as reliable as they are now. And another old fashioned punishment that Ilya 'threatens' Shane with. "Hollander, your pretty pussy is always so wet, constantly dripping for me. Must be a distraction, da? Should I plug it up for you? Just to make sure you're playing your best."
- Different ways of addressing omega's post game is PERFECT. I think, the few times they have to shake other team's hands, the other team can't touch the omega at ALL. It ruffles the team's Alpha's feathers and makes them get all territorial. BUT, when the team captain shakes his OWN team's hands, I like the idea that he can either give the omega a cheek pat OR they can briefly grip the back of the team omega's neck. If they played especially good 🤤🤤🤤
I think this really puts into perspective how this society has changed to include omega's in sports and how it's more 'equal' nowadays, but I LOOooove the idea of Ilya threatening to use old fashioned punishments on Shane 😮💨😮💨😮💨 Anything for hockey, right? 🥴🥴
shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone
I fucking love thinking about hollanov and make up sex. I love picturing them coming together after a big fight, I love every permeation of it: when it's rough and brief and brutal, basically a punishment; when it's short and sweet, a mutual reassurance that "yes I'm mad but we're good this is still good", a prelude to a longer discussion; when it's melting and intimate and intense, an apology on both sides; when it's frantic and clawing, a desperate coming together after time apart,,, I LOVE MAKE UP SEX GIVE ME MAKE UP SEXXXX‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😩😩😩
I specifically love thinking about them INITIATING the make up sex,,, they're in the same bed of course, because hollanov aren't sleeping separately even after a screaming fight, absolutely not. And they're lying back to back, a pointed bit of distance between their bodies when usually there is none. And maybe Shane feels particularly responsible for this specific fight, so he's the one who eventually rolls over to softly run his fingers up and down Ilya's arm, to tentatively nose at the nape of Ilya's neck. And Ilya's all stiff and resentful, but after a couple minutes of Shane's ministrations, he thaws, tension seeping from his shoulders, the hard line of his jaw. And once he does, Shane takes it as his cue to softly press kisses up Ilya's neck, behind his ear. And that has Ilya turning over, rolling on top of Shane and pinning him, and finally Shane has Ilya's eyes, and there's still some frustration and left over hurt there, but mostly they're soft, tacit permission: Okay, I'll play. And Shane tilts his head up, in that way he does when he's waiting to be kissed, and how can Ilya resist?
The sex itself is slow and thorough and Shane is running his hands all over Ilya, touching him everywhere he can reach, moaning praise Oh oh baby that's so good you're so good to me oh fuck baby thank you thank you, and the fervor of Shane's praise makes Ilya's mouth twitch, makes him murmur You're feeling noisy tonight because he knows when Shane is putting on a bit of a show for his benefit, but Shane just kisses him all eager and sweet, so Ilya lets him off the hook.
And in the aftermath, when they're lying tangled together, spent and sweaty, Shane tracing random patterns up Ilya's spine with one hand, stroking through Ilya's hair with the other, THEN the apologies begin - baby I'm sorry / no I'm sorry,,,
No apology is complete until hollanov have sex about it, and I do believe that
The problem with casual sex is like well you’re the first and only person who’s ever seen and been inside of my hole and I don’t trust another living soul to see me that vulnerable ever in my life. Maybe if we cut out the after sex cock warming it’d be less of a thing but I’d rather die. I’d rather die.
I need you guys to walk with me and understand that Ilya and Shane's first fuck as a married couple takes place on the edge of Ilya's bed ("Our bed, Hollander, our marital bed--" "Jesus fucking Christ Ilya--") while Usher Yeah! plays at bone-melting volume from the backyard and guys from three different hockey teams yell the lyrics even louder. Shane realizes that Ilya is inadvertently thrusting to the beat and for one very brilliant second it is the hottest thing ever. The mood is genuinely almost ruined when the song switches to Sweet Caroline. Harris should never be allowed to DJ again.
"SWEET CAROLINE. BUM BUM BUM." - Eleven highly inebriated hockey players and David Hollander, who's having great memories of his own wedding where they played the same song.
"Good times never seemed so good..." - Ilya Rozanov, whisper-singing to himself and completely unaware of it as he rails his husband into next Tuesday.
"Why is this hot. Oh my god why is this hot." - Shane Hollander, who at the age of thirty is still discovering things about himself.
ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal
ilya comes back from therapy with galina like three months after this fight (of course it was a fight) and with the same candor as ashley padilla in the mom confession sketch goes i’m only going to say this once and i’m only going to say it if after i do you promise you will not react no talking no faces no nothing and shane’s on the couch reading like uh. what’s going on? and ilya goes what i have to tell you. Is that I think I was treated unfairly. By my mom. and of course shane makes a face and ilya is reacting like a wild fucking animal
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