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good morrrning my bff is replaying DA again and you know what this means. i have to listen to his bad takes.

he thinks that the problm with depiction of mages in DA2 is that we are not shown clearly enough that "not all of them are as bad as Anders"!

give me the the power not to respond the patience not to respond and the wisdom not to respond

doggonemage

"don't you think it's offensive that the game tells you that the elves chose to sequester themselves in alienages for their own safety?"

sure would be a bit weird if that were true. does the game tell you that though? or does it provide you with information from sources that you are meant to question. Are we talking about the game in which we are treated to an example of how the fact that all the elves are relegated to the alienage is used against the elves. Is it perchance literally a plot point

good morrrning my bff is replaying DA again and you know what this means. i have to listen to his bad takes.

he thinks that the problm with depiction of mages in DA2 is that we are not shown clearly enough that "not all of them are as bad as Anders"!

give me the the power not to respond the patience not to respond and the wisdom not to respond

madmahariel

da2 dnd au where anders’s character meets fenris’s character and anders is like “I empathize with his slave past because of my character’s time in the circle and befriend him” and he rolls a 1

madmahariel

fenris’s character stays anyway (in the party plot because of hawke’s character) and at an opportune moment fenris is like “I think I can fix the problem with anders’ character and mine, gimme a shot,” and he rolls to have a thorough dialogue with anders’s character about mage rights and elf rights so they can understand each other and be on good terms for the rest of the quest. guess what he rolls

hollowboobtheory

if bioware gave a shit about realism the game would immediately end if you gave fenris back to denarius because all the companions collectively kill you.

stonesense

what’s with the fic trope where varric handles hawke’s fortune

stonesense

varric openly mopes about his brother having had all the business sense, actively doesn’t answer letters in regards to his own property and interests, can’t reliably answer questions about what the merchants’ guild even does, and spends cash wildly on his friends. hawke is a zero-to-hero mercenary who spent years counting every penny, who is trusted by their friends (many with serious need to be careful about cash!) to manage all the money spent on adventuring gear, and who on their own steam became one of the richest people in kirkwall. you think varric is handling the hawke fortune? be serious

stonesense

there’s a much funnier and more realistic switch on this where hawke in the background of the plot has been running house tethras like the navy since the deep roads expedition and varric just doesn’t mention this because “tale of the champion” sells better than “story about my accountant”

valodia

My "friend": Woagh careful there! u almost slipped into the xianxia portal fantasy world filled with plants that have an aphrodisiac effect only to you because the inhabitants of the world are all already immune to them. That would have been bad! Me: 😶🔪

#my husband is objectively hilarious

elnawen

Do not ask why there is a cigarette, I just wanted to draw Anders like that !

#you try to live in Kirkwall during the events of DA2 and you will also start looking for alternative properties of elfroot

frellingstarburst

Comment of the day.

#inquisition already had two strictly heterosexual male love interests who were even racist!#to add any more than that would be pandering

stonesense

what are those. you know. the hiding places in english houses they used to put catholic priests in when that was illegal. what are they called. anyway kirkwall hightown needs those for mages. do you guys know what i’m talking abt or is this post unintelligible

stonesense

they cannot seriously be called priest holes.

stonesense

completely distracted from the point i was trying to make by having to google this

#da2 #oh you can always count on this one reblogging mage hole

lei-ren

The Justice

#da2 #justice #anders #gorgeous art

humanliaiison

no I do not accept criticism.

#ring too small #(just kidding)(or am i?)(not real criticism either way)#Varric Tethras

goombellas

whats everyones toxic trait as a dragon age fan. not an unpopular opinion!!!!! but a toxic trait. mine is that i will always find a justification for making leliana divine and have no intention of ever doing otherwise :)

#i had many passionate fights with my irl friend about mage rights #the friendship nearly ended there #i... do not wish to talk about it #if this isnt a toxic trait idk what is

baejax-the-great

I don't think Grey Warden eyes should glow when they sense darkspawn. I think their eyes should go completely black and their faces should turn grayish as they feel the call of their kin underground

Glowing eyes would make them easier targets in the dark of the Deep Roads

Black eyes with ghoulish faces would terrify the bedraste* out of any normies unfortunate enough to witness it

*like bejeezus but for Andraste

#the darkspawn blood already makes grey wardens easy targets #at least to darkspawn who sense them as easily as the wardens sense them...#that said i think their eyes SHOULD go completely black when using GW power #because it is Sexy