[Bi]tch Lasagna

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

[austinspower]

the signs arent even right

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

holy fuck

[rosswoodpark]

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

[shitpostinguniverse]

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[senatortedcruz]

me at work

[recentgooglesearches]

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

[beyoncebeytwice]

he’s lying

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[anexperimentallife]

So if you're Black and test positive for pot (NOT a performance enhancer), you're banned from the Olympics, but if you're white and test positive for actual stamina-enhancing drugs, you're still allowed to compete.

If you're a white man who naturally produces remarkably less lactic acid (the chemical that makes your muscles tired) than baseline, you're celebrated, but if you're a Black woman who naturally produces more testosterone than baseline, you're banned unless you agree to take performance-REDUCING drugs.

I lost most interest in the Olympics long ago, but it's interesting how many people (read: bigots) still try to pretend the Olympics committee doesn't intentionally try to prevent Black athletes from winning.

[angelicguy]

the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue

[zagreus]

his hands are glued to the sign

[funnytwittertweets]

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this video is the visual definition of hubris

[nightlifemingus]

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

[liketheghost-deactivated2015012]

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

[galesofnovember]

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[minnielikes-deactivated20260215]

i’m sorry wHAT

[copperbadge]

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

[perilegs]

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s good to know that other languages do the “pardon my French” thing.

[exitwound]

mutuals

[ladyzolstice]

[sonypraystation]

when I take a shit without my phone I feel like I’m about to be assassinated