what the fuck ever, man.

don't even worry about it.

[doginthetrees]

fuck all y'all im a dog now

This is my other blog. Not gonna use it as much anymore, but if for some reason you liked my writing, you can find all of it here.

[turtleduck-in-mordor]

today is the day the calendar emoji is true. if you even care.

📆

[doginthetrees]

the cutest thing about stevetony is that they rile each other up like dogs

[doginthetrees]

and ironstrange slaps each other like cats

[chickencentral]

So, yeah. I have a feeling Morty is still missing his empathy center. You would've expected Rick to have grown it back by now, right? Especially the with the way Morty had been mouthing off (good for him).

But... remember the end of the last episode?

"Morty... truth is, maybe you shouldn't empathize with me. Putting this thing in your head made you ignore my behavior, but being cruel is a danger signal and you need to heed those red flags so you don't get hurt."

What if that was Rick's actual feelings on the matter, and that even without the Sympathid, he thinks Morty's empathy was better off gone in order to protect him? Of course, it's another lazy solution to his inability have healthy relationships, but still wanting something 'better' for Morty by putting all the responsibility and change on him.

[doginthetrees]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[doginthetrees]

i like sam as captain america better than i ever liked steve as captain america tbh. at least sam has something to say. the only thing steve had to say was fuck your cousin or smth idk. anthony mackie once talked about not seeing superman as white as a kid and it was as important as he thought it was. it means so much to me im quaking. and marvels killing itself in five minutes what the fuck is going on

[starkspredecessor]

What do you do when me and my gang pull up

[coraliewhodraw]

Insomniac x deep sleeper

[everythingspid3rman]

[doginthetrees]

the cutest thing about stevetony is that they rile each other up like dogs

[starkspredecessor]

[fandomwe1rd0]

A reviewer said the season finale is "A sobering conclusion to the season." and "Really shows how toxic and destructive Rick and Morty's dynamic is"

We are so fucked aren't we?

[iwantcupcakes]

Tony Stark, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Highman, Paul Avery, Dr. Kozak, Harry Lockhart (pixiv).

[modernmusess]

katniss: everyone’s so focused on protecting peeta because they too know how pure hearted he is and believe that he—a boy they’ve never even met before—deserves to survive over them and their friends of literal decades

finnick, to literally everyone else: okay if peeta dies she’s gonna kill all of us and then herself, so hands in, protect bread boy on three-

[modernmusess]

the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup

katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.

haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—

snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.

[prettyboytonystark]

genuinely my favorite headcanon that’s actually canon to me, is that peter gets stabbed a lot and tony is always just like ?????????????????????? this isn’t healthy ????

[gracieparkerr]

at some point you gotta wonder why peter isn’t just dodging ts. my god. someone get him on adderall so he can lock in or something. my god