Mountain At Heart

Hello stranger welcome to the shit show . 27 | dmab NB | he/him or they/them

[dogtagwindchimes]

Update fuckers, I have dog tags now

[dogtagwindchimes]

I may have missed it bc I haven’t been on this stinky site in a while but my blog turned 10 5 days ago

[liquidstar]

Thank god finally

[liquidstar]

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

[liquidstar]

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[spaceboytoy]

The problem with Joan of Arc is that on the one hand girlboss who killed people. But on the other hand, French. Impossible dilemma.

[valtsv]

facebook, whatsapp AND instagram all going down because they're owned by the same people is so satisfying to watch. it's like taking down the final boss and watching every single enemy under his command die with him. i hope this happens more often and that every company trying to establish a monopoly like this collapses and dies under the weight of its own hubris.

[valtsv]

[cognitohazardous]

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

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[leafcrunch]

[secretivepotato-deactivated2025]

Newborn Alpacas be like:

[norwayspruce]

[holdyourcolour]

The Cat (1954) by Alberto Giacometti

[arcnoise]

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

[arcnoise]

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

[fieldbears]

god fucking damn it

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[amazoogle]

[amazoogle]

the FDA has issued a recall on Bofa

[learningdisorder]

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[joedizzlefoshizzel]

[honestmagpie]

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

[dnd-apothecary]

i laughed so hard at this comment

[safety-p1ns-deactivated20220116]

This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[yandere-angela]

the reason why sun tzu is culturally significant isn’t because he wrote a book about war, it’s cause his philosophy applies to things outside of war too, to peoples’ everyday lives and ways of conduct, and is why the art of war is still relevant and read today by all kinds of people, and why it’s been studied a lot. it’s not just about war, it’s about perspective to handling the issues of everyday life

for example, a lot of people on tumblr could learn to not pick needless and unwinnable battles by engaging in bad faith discourse on social media

[computationalcalculator]

OP is applying the principle of “appear weak when you are strong” by rolling up to the topic with good opinions but also having the username “yandere clown”

[pepe-gomez]

[auckie]

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

[woolay]

Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead

[feministism]

[gayahithwen]

Seriously, don't donate through stores (I mean, unless you're at an actual charity place that you properly trust). Rather than subsidizing Walmart's tax breaks, take that money and give it to the person sitting outside the store begging for help. You'll make much more of a difference that way.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

To clarify, "rounding up" your purchase or "donating your change" is NOT a charitable donation under the law. It is giving the retailer your money and then THEY are then making a tax deductible charitable donation.

[thedevoteddemon]

Also please note that you cashier has to ask you even if they know its bs, believe me they would rather not