this blog is run by sour patch kids

Ev, 23// idk what I'm doing Ace/Pan I dated human trash for 4 years and now I'm back

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[wizardonline]

does an evil little "hee hee hee!" at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle

[refinery29]

Police officers have arrested a man for filming an arrest even though they acknowledged it was legal for him to do so– and he’s a State Congressman

The police officers seemed more concerned with calling Rep. John Walker a “race baiter” for doing something completely legal than they were in upholding the law. But the kicker is that Rep. Walker had already been arrested for the same thing years ago, which is why he fought for the law (and won) in the first place.

Gifs: John Horse

WATCH THE VIDEO

[worldhammerer-old]

new energy drink “carbonated olive oil”

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

italians only

[snapsicle]

its an energy drink because you drink it and your body’s natural response is to never go back to sleep again because if you do you will die 

[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

[humming-bird-moth]

Dicke means Fat or Thick

[yeeowch]

this post only gets worse

[theclowninyourwalls]

Every once in a while me and my parents go grocery shopping in Germany. While my quest to find Super Dickman’s Thick Nuts™️ has yet to be successful, I did come across this absolute atrocity:

B U S S Y P O P S

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I sent this post to my brother who has lived in Germany for the last 10 years or so and

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[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[pocketss]

be there or be square

[finrays]

@errant-harpy

[imawgine]

pink neon headers random

made by @worldjmin (adm)

♡ se pegar, gostar deixa um like pf ou dê créditos no twitter para @imawgine ♡

[spoilmesweetie]

You know what, I'm really pleased with this picture

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[that-twink-over-there]

To be fair I also do this

[damianimated]

Pride was always a protest.

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saint bernard // lincoln

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[hydro-homies]

Drink water right now!

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[nomono]

similar things and similar qualities 

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