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Steven, clearly distraught: Marc, how could you ruin a relationship like that? Layla loves you!
Marc, not his first rodeo: Uh, give it time.
Steve Rogers: Milk prices these days are bananas.
Steve now a days: EGG PRICES ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!
2022 Steve: EVERYTHING PRICES ARE RIDICULOUS!!
Avengers find a secret note from Clint: if you’re reading this I’m beautiful
Off in the far future with the new new New Avengers the team finds a note from the past:
The note:
If you’re reading this, I’m still beautiful. -Clint
Marc, upset: I didn’t ask for this!
Steven and Jake sincerely: you think we did?
Marc: no, I’m pretty sure it’s just Steven in there…I’d know if there was another alter.
Jake, standing in the back giving a thumbs up: hm.
Steven Grant in therapy: my childhood wasn’t that bad. I don’t think it was that damaging.
Therapist: How can you know if you it wasn’t actually bad if you can’t remember?
Steven: nosey.
Marc, co conscious: she’s onto something, Buddy. 
Khonshu, to marc: First rule of battle, my avatar... don’t ever let them know where you are.
steven, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON, YA BLOODY IMBECILE! COME ON! AAAAAH! WHOO-HOOO!
khonshu: 'course, there are other schools of thought.
Jake and Steve talking in the iw and Marc hearing bits and pieces of the conversation: we’re not dealing with it….yes, peanut butter….Tuesday, there was a fish…
Marc out in public with this going on, confused: what was I doing?
Marc: my therapist diagnosed me with DID, I don’t think I believe her though..
Steven: yeah, maybe hear her out?
Jake: I don’t know, sounds fake.
Marc: I love all of my alters equally.
Marc: I love Steven and…
Marc unable to read the smeared handwriting on his palm: Jackass…love them equally.
Avengers find a secret note from Clint: if you’re reading this I’m beautiful
Off in the far future with the new new New Avengers the team finds a note from the past:
The note:
If you’re reading this, I’m still beautiful. -Clint
Frank: I genuinely believe all werewolves are really good at math.
Matt, taken off guard with this: explain?
Frank starring off into the sunset: No.
Peter Parker reading the Song of Achilles: ...
Peter finishing the book sobbing: WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME OF THE PAIN I AM IN?!? EVERYTHING HURTS!
Tony: Hey I lost my son can I make an announcement?
Airport worker: Sure
Tony: [Using the intercom] Des-pa-
Peter: [from a massive crowd] CITO
Tony: Found him thanks
alternate version:
Tony: Hey I lost my son can I make an announcement?
Airport worker: Sure
Tony: [Using the intercom] Everyone give it up for America’s favourite, fighting Frenchman!
Peter: [from a massive crowd] LAFAYETTE!
Tony: Found him thanks
Peter Parker: Mr Stark told me Santa isn’t real.
Peter, smug: Well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here.
I want to know if he’s pretending or if he fully believes in santa?
Tony, slightly baffled: Pete, you don’t…did May not… Tell you about…Santa’s…
Peter, looking up with bright eyes and a smile: Tell me what?
Tony, sighing: Nevermind, I don’t want to ruin anything.
So, imagine Tony dressing up as Santa if, Peter comes over for Christmas and them baking cookies for Santa.
A very excited Peter finding Santa in the living room: Santa! I never knew you were so short! You’re shorter than Mr Stark! Wow-we!
Tony on the inside thinking ‘Do not fight the child, do not fight the child, do not throw a present at his face.’
Peter Parker starring too close into a camera: when I first heard watermelon sugar I dead butt thought it said taste like Salisbury on a summer evening.
Bucky Barnes giving Steve a protein shake: here you go, justice flavored.
Steve, drinking it: Justice taste like bananas.
Bucky, handing Sam another shake: this one is Falcon flavored.
Sam: it tastes like salt.
Bucky: i wonder why
Sam, handing Bucky a cup: Here you go, it’s dirt flavored.
Bucky, confused: it’s literally a cup of dirt.
Sam: I know.