This week on the Avengers

Ever wondered what Marvel characters did in their daily lives? Be a lot cooler if ya did.  Come with Sass or don't come at all.       

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Steven, clearly distraught: Marc, how could you ruin a relationship like that? Layla loves you!

Marc, not his first rodeo: Uh, give it time.

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Steve Rogers: Milk prices these days are bananas.

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Steve now a days: EGG PRICES ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!

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2022 Steve: EVERYTHING PRICES ARE RIDICULOUS!!

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Avengers find a secret note from Clint: if you’re reading this I’m beautiful

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Off in the far future with the new new New Avengers the team finds a note from the past:

The note:

If you’re reading this, I’m still beautiful. -Clint

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Marc, upset: I didn’t ask for this!

Steven and Jake sincerely: you think we did?

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Marc: no, I’m pretty sure it’s just Steven in there…I’d know if there was another alter.

Jake, standing in the back giving a thumbs up: hm.

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Steven Grant in therapy: my childhood wasn’t that bad. I don’t think it was that damaging.

Therapist: How can you know if you it wasn’t actually bad if you can’t remember?

Steven: nosey.

Marc, co conscious: she’s onto something, Buddy. 

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Khonshu, to marc: First rule of battle, my avatar... don’t ever let them know where you are.

steven, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON, YA BLOODY IMBECILE! COME ON! AAAAAH! WHOO-HOOO!

khonshu: 'course, there are other schools of thought.

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Jake and Steve talking in the iw and Marc hearing bits and pieces of the conversation: we’re not dealing with it….yes, peanut butter….Tuesday, there was a fish…

Marc out in public with this going on, confused: what was I doing?

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Marc: my therapist diagnosed me with DID, I don’t think I believe her though..

Steven: yeah, maybe hear her out?

Jake: I don’t know, sounds fake.

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Marc: I love all of my alters equally.

Marc: I love Steven and…

Marc unable to read the smeared handwriting on his palm: Jackass…love them equally.

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Avengers find a secret note from Clint: if you’re reading this I’m beautiful

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Off in the far future with the new new New Avengers the team finds a note from the past:

The note:

If you’re reading this, I’m still beautiful. -Clint

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Frank: I genuinely believe all werewolves are really good at math.

Matt, taken off guard with this: explain?

Frank starring off into the sunset: No.

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Peter Parker reading the Song of Achilles: ...

Peter finishing the book sobbing: WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME OF THE PAIN I AM IN?!? EVERYTHING HURTS!

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Tony: Hey I lost my son can I make an announcement?

Airport worker: Sure

Tony: [Using the intercom] Des-pa-

Peter: [from a massive crowd] CITO

Tony: Found him thanks

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alternate version:

Tony: Hey I lost my son can I make an announcement?

Airport worker: Sure

Tony: [Using the intercom] Everyone give it up for America’s favourite, fighting Frenchman!

Peter: [from a massive crowd] LAFAYETTE!

Tony: Found him thanks

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Peter Parker: Mr Stark told me Santa isn’t real.

Peter, smug: Well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here.

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I want to know if he’s pretending or if he fully believes in santa?

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Tony, slightly baffled: Pete, you don’t…did May not… Tell you about…Santa’s…

Peter, looking up with bright eyes and a smile: Tell me what?

Tony, sighing: Nevermind, I don’t want to ruin anything.

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So, imagine Tony dressing up as Santa if, Peter comes over for Christmas and them baking cookies for Santa.

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A very excited Peter finding Santa in the living room: Santa! I never knew you were so short! You’re shorter than Mr Stark! Wow-we!

Tony on the inside thinking ‘Do not fight the child, do not fight the child, do not throw a present at his face.’

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Peter Parker starring too close into a camera: when I first heard watermelon sugar I dead butt thought it said taste like Salisbury on a summer evening.

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Bucky Barnes giving Steve a protein shake: here you go, justice flavored.

Steve, drinking it: Justice taste like bananas.

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Bucky, handing Sam another shake: this one is Falcon flavored.

Sam: it tastes like salt.

Bucky: i wonder why

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Sam, handing Bucky a cup: Here you go, it’s dirt flavored.

Bucky, confused: it’s literally a cup of dirt.

Sam: I know.