Dumbass With A Pen

Here for Silly Stories and Unbridled Angst ;p She/They

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MASTERPOST

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Twisted W. Masterpost

X-Men Masterpost

DC Masterpost

DP Masterpost

SuperMario Masterpost

Aliens Masterpost

MLP Masterpost

Art Masterpost

Artfight Masterpost

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Iron Lung & Project Hail Mary:

BloodyMary

Poetry

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Spiderverse:

OC's:

Alessia Cecania

Quinn

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ROTG:

Jack Frost

No longer a boy

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Undertale:

Jellyfish Sans

Unseen Strings

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TADC:

Caine

Drift Away

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Sonic:

They're gay

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Death Becomes Her:

Lesbian Prompt

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Mary Poppins

Prompt (World Building)

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Extra:

Love

Shadows & Fright

A Vampires Love

Shower thought poetry

Dark

A Poets Tears

Beauty

Disney shower thought

The Lady Down The Street

A Tragic Fate

Color

Angst

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Honeycomb Aus:

Eira

Risa

Oc Time!

BOO

Ucubus

Experiment

Sleepy Kitty

A Thought

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[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[buggyhuman]

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

[woodsfae]

If you were taught to read with the three cueing method, and now struggle to read fluently, you can still learn to read properly!

-> Phonics For Adults <-

If you're a teenager, you can still use this resource.

[hdgnj]

What the fuck.... I cannot remember being taught to read, I was reading by age 3, by age 4 I was onto 'real' books. But I remember teaching my siblings to read. And it's not that hard to teach?!??!?? There are so many ways to teach reading that are fun and engaging and they are doing this to kids?!?!?!

[crow-crystal]

Just remembered I made a WIP yesterday night (bc sleep hates me anytime I have to wake up early ig)

The main problem is despite the plot ive got down i dont know what characters I should use for the (maybe toxic) mermaid yaoi

Decisions Decisions

[paksthestoic]

thinking about eva stratt crafting a coffin for her friends. the very best coffin, full of every piece of pirated media the entire world has to offer. crafted for maximum comfort, this coffin, with every bit of authority available to her, which is all of it.

and then thinking about all the people who call her cold or uncaring or clinical about what she has to do to save earth. eva stratt, who had silly t-shirts and vodka and favorite meals stored in the Hail Mary and treated with the same level of importance as the finely tuned equipment and the centrifuge the entire planet relies on for salvation.

and then thinking about eva stratt nodding and saying, “yeah, I’m pretty awful. that’s why i’m in charge” with a neutral expression and even believing it. as if crafting the most beautiful coffin and homage to her soon-to-be dead friends won’t haunt her always.

thinking about eva stratt being the first person on the “eva stratt is a monster” train, welcoming ryland grace aboard and knowing she believed in him more than anyone else.

it’s fine, really it’s fine and normal and eva stratt makes beautiful coffins for the people and things she cares about.

[beanthebugboi]

@sarkylittlemonster just. her. augh.

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[jazzy-officia1]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

[reddherring777]

I think its funny that people used to demonize Wikipedia for being managed and updated by people. Which is bad for information, something famously managed and updated by people.

[rodserlingofficial]

"Who better to be the shepherds of knowledge than thousands of people just like you and me?"

[slop4umoldyaffair]

The Wintersberg and Chaincaw demons got me If this does well, I'll draw Miranda and Ethan in a maid dress lol

[dandelionjack]

not nearly enough people are fuming about the cass review. do you understand the eventual implications? trans people in the uk will be considered children up until the age of 25, and denied HRT/surgery/even basic measures like legal name change and social transition. all owing to a biased and largely unscientific study. you know what “treatment” for gender dysphoria is recommended by the review instead? conversion therapy.

this will kill people and they know it, because they prefer us dead and out of sight. the government, the NHS and even the opposition have made this clear again and again. a twenty-five year old can have sex, get married have children, join the military, earn a living, be halfway up the corporate ladder or highly successful in their chosen career field by that age, but they can’t transition under NHS rules. this is a death sentence for trans teenagers and they are going ahead with it. it’s trans genocide, same as across the pond.

i’m so afraid for my trans siblings and our futures. i’m so scared for myself. what are we to do if not even the party that is supposed to be on the “left” gives a shit about our safety and mental health as long as they get voted in? labour have become tories with a red coat of paint. it all feels hopeless

[oak-the-professor]

Fuck, I didn't realise it was up till 25 (not that I didn't find it devastating anyway). This is so shit. I fucking hate how much the government here, especially the recent Labour government pretends to support LGBT rights and then just... lets this happen.

Well, shit, now I'm crying.

Anyway, gonna get this spread around more. @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 @satan-offical @forgetthefall @explosions-are-funny @gracehasaspacesuitquestion @no-one-offical @unyieldingsilence @ghostofafruitmain

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Fuck

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Just a little guy

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It Will Come Back by Hozier is literally Simon The Butcher thinking about Ryland Grace (while also realizing the only reason he'd leave Grace's side was if someone dragged him kicking and screaming)

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[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

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[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

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[buriedunderyourmum]

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[hannisconfused]

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[kitsunesakii]

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[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

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[apple-notplural]

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[thatghostthateatspeople]

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[krowbreaker]

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[annabelle--cane]

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[yellow-faerie]

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[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

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CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

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[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[charlesoberonn]

OH NO

[thehollowmite]

FLY

[scaggis]

FLY

[skyporf]

FLY

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

FLY

[ailithnight]

What am I supposed to do about this?

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Here's some artfight attacks I've made so far!

This is Azul, the oc belongs to Jay_triart on artfight!

And this is Nyx, the oc belongs to GhostinSony on artfight! (Or- sleeping.eros on tiktok)

[transgenderer]

i think NYC would really benefit from having a giant mythical bird that lived here. maybe roosting on the empire state building. or maybe one in each borough. something along those lines. pokemon

[beepboopmew]

[bramblepatch]

Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...

and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.