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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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you put those tags on this post where they belong
team black stans: complaining about the character assassinations of corlys, rhaenyra, etc done by condal and hess
team green stans:
Youâre years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.
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does it count if I deleted the app and just dont have the space to re-download
Doe-Eyed Dragon Masterlist
Dark! Team Green/ Targtower! Reader/Dark Team Black
Summary || As the youngest daughter of King Viserys Targaryen I and Queen Alicent Hightower, you are kept locked away where only your mother can see you. That is, until the Dance of the Dragons begins.
Last Updated -> 7/11/26
ᥣđ© based on the hc's
â± Chapter One: Auburn Targaryen
â± Chapter Two: Twin Flames
â± Chapter Three: Long Live the King
âïž tbc...
house of the dragon is like that toxic ex that keeps roping you back in, convincing you theyâve changed just to prove you wrong again and againâŠđ
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #710
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
I recognised it and had to sift through a whole playlist of old Labanakt VaikuÄiai (goodight little children) episodes cuzit was BOTHERING me i could name it
i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty
heres kinda what i mean
Thatâs why you should never accept the excuse âWell it was a different time.â They knew it was wrong. They always knew.
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
FYI Meta now allows your Insta photos to be mined for AI without your consent unless you opt out.
Observed today:
Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.
Girl 1: can it die?
Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.
ËËË âĄ ËËË TWISTED HEARTS
yan! dating sim twisted wonderland x reader. inexplicably, you awake in the dating sim âtwisted heartsâ as a run-of-the-mill side character. no worries, the love interests are already after yuu. you just gotta stay out of it all, right? đđđđ đđđ. previous part here
âSeriously? You're actin' like I told ya to march into a dragon's den.â
⥠Itâs been four days since youâve officially relinquished the title of jobless.Â
The diner in front of you remains undeterred.Â
⥠Itâs the type youâd imagine a touristâs spot like Foothill Town would harbor, and honestly, how you even managed to land a job here is unfathomable. You can still recall the swathe of pity in the interviewerâs eyes when you told him you were an orphan, homeless, and overqualified (you have experience in washing Scarabian dishes). Manipulating situations through pity isn't beneath you. Frankly, you're surprised it keeps working. Truly, do you look that pitiful?
⥠You did get the job at Crisp nâ dips as well, but . . . you turned it down, for very obvious reasons.
⥠Anyhow, no need to dwell on that. What matters more is that you have your first, official job, and you canât risk getting fired because the busboy (a certain hyena) canât stop plotting with you. You donât even want to know why the laws of this universe deemed you two a fit, working pair, and by what sheer misfortune you two work at the same diner: as if having him share a class with you wasn't enough. It reminds you of a certain assertion, the devil couldn't reach you, so he sent Ruggie Bucchi to do the job. ââââââHe looks a little goofy clad in work attire, but heâs still that same kid who tries to cop a look at your answers.
âBucchiââ
âJust slip into Azul's office, look through his contracts, find the one with Vil's name on it, and get out before anybody noticesââ
âBucchi.â
âEasy enoughââ
âBucchi!âÂ
Snapping out of hysteria, he looks at you, saucer-eyed, ears slapping the side of his head in alarm. Heaving a sigh of great disdain, you turn to him, hoping he can see the look on your face past the mound of fur concealing it. âGo back inside, and clean the tablesâ whatever is it that you do, please.âÂ
⥠Oh! He seems amused. You want to punch him. Itâs already hot in the mascot costume youâre wearing. Yesâ thatâs right. They picked you to be a mascot, wallowing in scorching perspiration and struggling to support yourself with spasmodic breaths. Unfortunately, your costume's permanent stitched-on smile sends the opposite messageâ it only seems to buttress the smirk he throws your way, and by God, you want to reach in and stuff him in the suit. Itâs not like you can take it off, too. Youâd done that after a particularly stifling endeavor, and had someone recognize you by the name Magicam Hunchback alone.Â
⥠Hmm . . . you wonder if Vil ever took that post down. Obviously not, judging from the speed of verbal recognition thrown your way. Perhaps it was because of your ill-fated nerves you hadnât asked him toâ you canât help it, can you? Not when the lilac of his pupils drink you in and have you standing on the cusps of edged needles. Heâs beautiful, above you, far more competent than youâll ever be. Itâs only natural he deems your futile requests a hassle to deal with... so if people were still theorizing about you being a soft launch and your tutor being involved with you in a relationship, why wouldnât he take it down? Itâs like he wants you to suffer just because you donât knuckle under his demands.Â
⥠People talking about you, it doesnât get out of your head, never does. They definitely make him laugh. Oh, great, thank you. How did bro pull Vil? You never wanted to. They must have a GREAT personality. Youâd argue with that, but let it goâ after all, if thereâs one thing youâve learned from arguing and making amends with someone who compares you to an uncooked potato: is that itâs fruitless.Â
âĄÂ . . . Ah, that reminds you!  Speaking of doom, it reminds you of the man responsible for half your mounting problems. You need to remember to tune in for todayâs study session. Heâs made it clear he wonât take your escapades lightly anymore.. and with Rook always carrying a thrashing, less composed version of you over his shoulder, youâd rather not risk the humiliation.Â
â..Seriously?â
âHuh?â
âYer eyebags got eyebags.â
Ruggie's voice brings you out of your self-induced conspiracy. Peeling your lids open, you turn to look at the hyena. Through the spotty lens of your mask, you can only see half of his face, but you very well know itâs steeped in curiosity. Especially when he looks at the slip in your handâ or..paw.
âIs that a doctor's prescription? You catch a disease?â
âNo, itâs Vilâs handwriting.â
Thereâs silenceÂ
Raising his hands in surrender, he yields, with a low whistle following the interval. âY'know what? My bad. Would've rather heard it was terminal.â
âTell me about it.â A press of your brows has your lips curving down. No matter how you shape it, your mind keeps sinking to the dilemma at hand. Why did Vil want you in his club? âI doubt Vil would let me go unscathed if he caught me saying this, but it really is tiring having to deal with him.â
Ruggie, no matter how little credit you give him (a pittance, really) catches on to your sombre tone. Itâs only natural he does. You canât find it within yourself to fake your emotions, or put up a façade when every two seconds thereâs a little kid giving you a gummy smile and planting themselves beside you for a picture. Rocking on his heels, shoving his hands into his pockets, he treads very, very carefully. You get the gist he knows whatâs up, that this is the most fun heâs had all year round.Â
â...Y'know.â He avoids eye contact, lest you send another invisible scowl his way. âUsually when rich people start offering ya opportunities...â
Thereâs a momentâs pause before he deigns you a glance. A chameleon-like ability where the hues of his irises shift from to blue to gray.Â
âTheyâre investinâ.â
You thump your head against a wall and startle a couple of children.Â
âThink about it! Nobody spends this much effort on somebody unless they're planninâ on getting something back.â He insists, waving his hands in your face as if to stop you before you actually bash your head in the wall and die. Heâd lose his job if you did.  âYa really think world-wide supermodel, hotshot Vil Schoenheit would deign a simpleton like you a glance?" He tilts his head. âPeople like you nâ me donât get that luxury, and you still donât get it through your head, do ya? You really are a goody-goody.â
⥠Thereâs no reason for Ruggie to do this. Really? Subtly coerce you into drowning yourself beneath waters and digging your own grave? The Ruggie Bucchi you know wouldnât dare risk that, and youâre sure, on the assumption of yours that the Savana overblot has passed, that heâd know this better than ever.Â
⥠Unless . .
heâs intentionally trying to get you into trouble?
You sneak a glance at him. No matter how much of a layabout he may seem, he excels at his job, leaving tables spick and span and finishing it off with a swift assist to the waiters. When he talks, occupied, those twin canines protrude. You mustnât forget why you want to stay away from them. They donât keep your safety in their minds.
Twisted Hearts is a game about villains.Â
⥠Right! You donât know Bucchi, really, you donât. You know about the territorial hyena from the cringe-fest that is Twisted Hearts, but him in reality, you donât. Does he know about Yuu and you? You wouldnât put it past him. You donât even know if Yuu and him are acquainted, if heâs head over heels just like the others, if he would really go that far as to intentionally lead you astray. He can smell you, canât he? He is a beastman. Would he? One look at his smirk tells you the truth clear and fair. Who knows how to lurk in the shadows and contort their movements from afar the best, other than you, of course?ââââ
⥠You may have let Kalim get to you, you may have dampened Jamilâs suspicion, but that doesnât make them your friends. They are not your friends. If they find out Yuuâs inner workings, theyâll make your life miserable, would they not? Because thatâs what they are.Â
⥠Characters bound to destroy the world for their one and only. And in no universe, no matter how much Yuu deems it true, are you anyoneâs muse.Â
âMummy, look!â A finger juts out in your direction. âA rabbit!â
This is humiliating.Â
⥠Heaving another sigh of despondence, you try to peer at the crowd. Taking up all the seats are customers immersed in idle chitter-chatter and fussy children. In a way, it looks no different from your world,if you ignore the obvious dissimilarities in their comportment and physical characteristics. One customer has ears bigger than their head â what type of beastman is that? One looks like a run-of-the-mill average Joe. One has teal hair, striped with black, and the other . .Â
⥠Wait, what?
⥠. . Teal hair? You blink a few times to enhance what youâre seeing. Youâre staring at the back of a personâs head. Into a haircut thatâs all too familiar. Is that . . Jade?Â
⥠Yeah! Thereâs Yuu. Sitting opposite him. Theyâve managed to find your job location, or not, perhaps theyâre both here on an excursion. A very one-sided excursion where the latter is trying to ignore the eelâs prodding and probing, any sane eye can see Jade is annoying them, and he just seems so lively. In a way, a manner he never took up when he was with you, a manner which differs so far from his formality. He seems full of energy here, so entranced â you suppose you arenât capable of overpowering Yuu in this regard. It seems as if their charm is irresistible.Â
⥠But then they get up. And you have this unbearable urge to get the eel alone and atleast share a word or two with him. Yuu pays, clearly, and theyâre leaving, another dot in the mass of a thousand. Surely, this isnât what heâs been doing all this time? Frolicking around with Yuu? Your tormentor? How original.
Before you know it, a rabbit paw catches his sleeve. It's.. well, a bit worn out. Not something youâd expect Jade to wear, but his name comes out nonetheless.
â.. Jade?â
When he turnsâ
you realize that is not Jade.
âĄÂ Floyd Leech?!Â
âĄÂ How doomed are you?! How did you even let it slip past you that Jade has his other half? Youâre extremely lucky youâre still clad in your little rabbit costume, because you don't think you can ever stand the notion of him copping a look at your face and recognizing you on campus. You go rigid entirely, words on the precipice of your tongue and perishing right after as his eyes, half-lidded and bored, languidly rove over your probably ridiculous button eyes. Extricating your hand just as it latched on, you stand in place.Â
⥠. . . You also make sure to give him a little wave. Just in case he takes your silence into suspicious account.
âHuh?â The nasally voice is accompanied with the slow stretch of a pointy smile. âAnd whoâre youââ
âFloyd!â
âĄOh, shoot! You totally forgot today was the day of the most dreaded examination: midterms.Â
⥠Whatever attention he had on you gets wiped off in a millisecond, and he slinks back towards Yuu almost obediently. You release a breath you didnât realize you were holding. Opps are everywhere.
⥠And thatâs not an atypical thing, really. Youâve never focused on those, thatâs how you get your grades to amount to a forgettable pittance, but today is especially dreadful because in the midst of âfixing up' your bedhead, Vil had spent the better part of twenty minutes reminding you he expected nothing short of excellence. You can understand his expectations, after all, he'd spent months drilling the material into your skull, whether you welcomed it or not.So with a smile that stretched a little too tightly over your lips, you assured him you would. And youâre sure if this world were any more unbelievable, youâd have a big, fat paper slapped on your back with the words liar.
⥠Specifically because youâre stuck on the first question. You kept skimming through the sheet trying to find a question youâd at least know about, before realizing youâd reached the end of the paper â and you can just imagine that scowl on his face. You can remember him droning on about this same problem, but your memoryâs waterlogged, and no amount of scourging can pluck that itch free. . What an exemplary upperclassman you are!
 ⥠Itâs also not just because of Vil, itâs also because this is the start of book three, and if your notion goes according to plan, then Ace, Deuce, and Grim will all grow little sea mementos on their headâwith Yuu left to save their friends from their own stupidity. Itâs quite laughable, really. That part keeps distracting you.Â
âA bold answer.â
⥠Professor Trein has made ten rounds to your table, and has stood above you for the better half of it as you both stare at a blank page. Whenever you write out the answer, it elicits a disapproving hum, and youâre forced to wipe it out. In the end, you just make do with a solid guess, and turn your paper in, chewing down your uncertainty and following the tide of students as they make their exit.Â
⥠The rest of the day resumes.
⥠After a tiring study session with Vil, you attempt to trudge back to your dorm. Your mindâs hazy, misty, and through the dense, foggy plumage shrouding Night Raven, you struggle to keep up. It doesnât help your brain is, much to your resistance, actively trying to memorize thirteen pages of alchemy at the same time, so when you see more than three figures up ahead â or atleast the shape of them â you uncharacteristically pay them no heed. Big mistake.
⥠Oh, shit! Your suspicions that someone had noticed Yuu's sudden interest in you are confirmed sooner than expected. Namely, when a handful of Savanaclaw students corner you on Main Street and decide a confrontation is a perfectly respectable substitute for magic. Youâre no stranger to conflict, but youâre not a connoisseur of handling them too, per se â so imagine your surprise when youâre boxed in by the most ripped beastmen known to man. They give Savanaclaw its name, it seems, and promptly remind you to never engage with the dorm again. Because . . . it doesnât make any sense. You havenât done anything wrong, what reason do they even have to resort to violence?Â
âĄÂ Unless . .  someone called them in? Ruggie doesnât strike you the type to do that, neither does Leona (or does he? He was never your favorite) so perhaps youâre just haplessly grasping at straws and hoping your little theories land. Either way, the group doesnât give you any room to argue. Grabbing your collar, reeling you in by the shoulders, whatnot. The typical bunch of Savanaclaw knuckleheads, really, so that accomplishes one more goal of yours: physical pain. You donât know which part of your body hurts, it's everywhere.Â
âWeâve heard of yaâ One of them snickers. Itâs a hideous sound, you think, one that makes you stare past them amid the aridity of your throat.Â
â.. You have?â
âYou deaf or somethinâ? Thatâs what he just said.â
âĄÂ Quick! Think of something! Damn you, Vil. If he hadnât plagued your mind with textbook material, perhaps youâd conjure one of the typical tricks you have up your sleeve. It then occurs to you, you donât even have any experience in the fighting department. How are you even supposed to defend yourself? You watch as they quite literally empty the contents of your bag, bric-a-brac and stationery descending on the ground in cacophonous waves. Itâs clear no one is around the area this time, all exceptâ
âHey, can you guys please move aside?â
âĄÂ Deuce Spade! And . . . whoâs that?
Someoneâs behind him, but your focus remains on him. âI need to get to Mr. Samâs shop. Youâre blocking the way.â
âMr.Samâs shop?â A rowdy beastman chuckles. âWhy?â
â.. I need to get some parchment.â Deuceâs eyes narrow, spade crinkling and belying his skepticism beneath. âIâm going to send a letter home.â
⥠Except . . . he seems wary of you. Not just you, all of you. Does he even know youâre the one thatâs being wronged here? Thereâs someone behind him, someone youâve never seen before, but something about them rings a bell of recognition within you.
⥠The contours of their face, the way they stand tight-lipped, they have a good couple of inches over Deuce â their hair is quite messy, jutting out in sleep-mussed strands as if they rolled out of bed, yet giving the impression itâs styled like that on purpose, curling around their face. Their face is steeped in staid indifference, they donât spare a single glance towards the delinquents, yet amid their unsolicited questions, it treks towards you.Â
âĄÂ Who is that? Your heart squeezes in on itself. Your lipâs worn between your teeth as you feel them comb through your concealed stature, languidly traversing each and every part of your figure. It makes you feel uncomfortable, it makes your privacy feel impinged upon and paraded for their perusal. . .it feels as if the mere sight of you is being drunk in.  Who is that? They look familiar, overly familiar, too familiar.Â
âĄÂ Thatâs Yuu?
Your eyes are nailed open, pinned wide by incredulity. You donât know why, but your heart bursts in little staccatos. Thereâs a little, stray strand at the side of their head, and dare you say, itâs styled exactly like the Leech twins.Â
âĄÂ No way. No way! They actually did it. They changed themselves because you poured your heart out at some blasted library! But . . what about their height? Even their face seems different. Makeup? Heels? Now theyâre accompanying Deuce, staring at you, because no matter how much you couldâve told them you like someone who couldnât give a single care in the world about you, they canât help themselves. Itâs like they need to stare at you. Just what the hell is wrong with them? Do they really think youâll topple over by their feet just because they did a little something new with their face or hair?
âWell, look what the prefect dragged in.â The Savanaclaw knucklehead jeers. âDeuce? Ainât you supposed to be runninâ your ass off at the track club and sucking up to your professors? Piss off, and take your little wuss with ya.â
Deuce looks on the cusp of letting his face devolve into pure fury. You canât help but think itâs not that serious, but upon watching the tremor of his lips, you reconsider. The prefect and he have been pals since the beginning, and they mustâve fought tooth and nail beside each other. Itâs only natural they have that kind of relationship, palpable in the way he pushes them behind him. Oh, wow. Shielding them with his body? Ground-breaking.
âYuu, get behind me.. Iâm only asking you this once, alright?â His brows press as he takes his attention to the group. You canât help but feel as if he doesnât remember you. âStep aside. Weâre not here to pick a fight, so please move out of the way.â
Yuu obliges, shuffling, though youâd argue thatâs because theyâre too busy staring at you, gauging your face for a reaction. A reaction on the change. A reaction on anything.
The Savanaclaw bastard mulls it over. âHm.â Then he cranes his neck head-on. âNah. Canât say the same for us.â
⥠Thatâs all it takes for a punch.
⥠The sound is loud on skin. You donât even know who threw it, but somewhere amid the jabs, punches are flying. Punches are flying in every wayward direction. Punches are flying . . . at you? The last thing you see is a Spade, and then your entire vision gets tilted, harshly. Youâre spinning, why are you spinning?
⥠You realize a second too late when the air is knocked out of you. Did you just get punched by Deuce Spade?!Â
⥠A solid right hook to your rib and you fall to the ground in blinding pain, itâs like he straight up tore something out of you. A half-choked scream evades and amid the tussling bodies, you see Yuu staring at you. They make no move to rush to youâ but the pain is unbearable, and you clench the space over your ribs. Pain shoots up in your cheek when someone tumbles over you, dust kicks up everywhere.Â
It's clear everyoneâs getting their ass handed to them.
You lay sprawled on the ground alongside some ugly Savanaclaw bastard. Grunts follow. Glaring at him, you seethe. âThis is all your fault.â
â... Sorry, man.â
⥠You wake up in the infirmary.Â
And with that, stars burst in your vision.
âĄÂ  It takes you a while to come to.
⥠Your vision is, at first, incredibly spotty, and for the dots to ebb away, requires you to keep on blinking. Blinking requires strain, and strain requires more pain which you donât deign to verbalize.  Thereâs no question that you were brought here by someone, a student, even. No lights have been turned on, youâre left in the quiet chalice of moonlight streaming in from windows and the growing pain on the plush of your cheek -- itâs past curfew, and no one is in the office, not even the Savanaclaw mutts. Shuffling, you realize a blanketâs draped over your shoulders, and a poorly-attached.. bandage on your skin which flutters away.Â
⥠. . What a bummer! You got your ribcage and cheek beat in? You shouldâve known to jump out of the way, especially since you know more about Deuce than anyone in the room! You mustâve really underestimated his relationship with Yuu. Because Book Three is coming around, it should be even stronger than before, considering theyâve dealt with two overblots. Strangely though, Yuu in Twisted Hearts was never quiet when heâd been forced to take to his fists. In fact â the dialogue options all centred around de-escalating the situation.Â
⥠. . Seems like you really messed with their head after the library incident. Thought it should offer you some comfort, it has icy shards of reluctance roving over your spine. If the time might come where youâll be coerced into interacting with Adeuce again.. then youâd have to book it immediately. Yuuâs made it clear theyâll stop at nothing, especially since theyâve changed their appearance.Â
âYouâre awake.â
⥠..Â
⥠..What?Â
⥠âââââAck! What the heck?!
⥠You flinch, blinking once more, and look around the room for the source of the voice.Â
⥠There's an apparition at the foot of the bed. No, thereâs a person standing there, a person youâve never met before, you can tell. The pitch of their voice, the dialogue.. itâs all unfamiliar and..
Itâs Yuu.Â
⥠The room glistens once.
Or.. it looks like Yuu.Â
It looks like Yuu, but with the way theyâre dressed and carrying themselves, they look like JÌžAÌžDÌžEÌž. They donât look like themselves, and how long had they been standing there, watching you mull everything over on your tongue? Back at Main Street, youâd skimmed over their new looks, but now, having given the luxury of time, youâre taking it all in and realize that theyâre trying to impersonate him. The man, who you, in the heat of the moment, had called best friend. ââââââ
Your heart quickens. How did you not notice it before?ââââââ
Beams of silvered incandescence fall in stripes upon their face, and you realize their eyes have been morphed into a different shape, their lips a different colour, their height now towering over you...  What? Howâs that even possible? How come no one noticed it at Main Street? Had they always looked like that? Noâ thatâs not right. There is something completely wrong and yet has eluded everyone. Even the Savanaclaw brutes recognized them as the prefect, where you, someone whoâs been flanked by said prefect, erred in the recognition at first.Â
â.. Yuu?âÂ
JÌžAÌžDÌžEÌž, they look like. JÌžAÌžDÌžEÌž, the manner they carry themselves. They drink in the battered and bruised visage youâre clad in, and with that Ì·JÌ·Ì·AÌ·Ì·DÌ·Ì·EÌ·âÌ·SÌ· Ì·GÌ·Ì·RÌ·Ì·IÌ·Ì·NÌ·Â Â playing on the softer curve of their lips, their JÌžAÌžDÌžEÌžâSÌž HÌžEÌžAÌžD̞ lolls towards you. Yê°Uê°Uê°Â   Jê°Aê°Dê°Eê°Â  Yê°UJê°Jê°Aê°Dê°Eê°
âForgive me.â Upon receiving a pointed brow from you, hÒeÒ chuckles. âI was under the impression that reunions between companions of a certain familiarity were typically accompanied by some gesture of goodwill. A hug, if I recall correctly.â
Theyâre speaking like him. A roulette of personalities before it clicks into one concrete thing. Youâre not even looking at their face anymore, your hands are wound around the softer bedsheet and your lips are restless welts between your teeth. What do you even do in this situation? Yuu, somehow, against all odds, has boxed you in an infirmary. It terrifies you, but, audaciously, you chew down the quiver of your face and school it into a calmer one.Â
âYuu.âÂ
You canât see their eyes, but you know they widen around your utterance of their name. Quickly, before you can even process it, they cover the distance between you too. It has you jerking back against the wall, biting back a hiss at the strong contract. âTheyâre in front of you. Theyâre looking at you. What have you even done to deserve this?
âYes?â Your eyes hesitantly climb upward.Â
â.. Can you leave?â
They look like youâve just said something befuddling. Quirking a brow and adorned in that same expression as you, they question. â.. Why? Youâre hurt, arenât you? Itâd be unwise of me to leave you to your own devices.â Their eyes glister. Theyâre yellow now. A color oh-so familiar. âOh, speaking of you being hurt, I apologize on behalf of Deuce. He really..â
Your hands. Their hands. They meld them together, fingers slotted against each other. Yours are warm, but theirs are denuded of any temperature, even as they press into yours like an ill-fitting locket. Thereâs a pit amassing in your stomach, gnawing at you, a massive blackhole of dread. It's everywhere, coagulating in the confines of your throat, even your ears and rigid body. You won't look them in the eyes, even as they give your hands a squeeze of confirmation, as if to ascertain youâre actually there.Â
â.. He really angered me, you see.â Nails delve into the plush of your skin, before releasing it in a portrait of half-moons. âOh, but enough of him. May I talk to you?â
âAs if youâre real.Â
Are you real? You can still hear their voice in the back of your mind.Â
⥠No, no, no. You want to scream at them, but youâre afraid itâll only escalate the situation.Â
â.. Okay.â You tread carefully. âWeâll talk. We'll talk tomorrow, okay? Iâll talk to you all you wantââÂ
ââJust leave. Iâm hurt.â
⥠Itâs like they can't bear the thought of not listening to you.Â
âSpud!â
⥠Nodding, you watch them exit the room, the door closing. And just like that, you hide beneath the covers, not wanting to lament on what the fuck just happened! Squeezing your eyes shut, you donât breathe until you're certain their footsteps have diminished into nothingness.Â
You jerk awake.Â
⥠Dampness amasses upon your waterline before slivers of it stream down and onto your open palm. Youâre sat upright, and the face of your tutor, Vil Schoenheit, should not offer you so much relief, but the bottled up chrysalis of your heart, the thumping staccatos of your pulse, all join to let out the happiest sigh youâve ever breathed. Youâre in the nurseâs office, you have not moved places, but Yuu is not here anymore. Theyâve left.Â
âVil!âÂ
⥠You chew the word back down when you see the surprise on his face.
⥠You donât know if it is because youâve never once willingly uttered his name so.. joyfully, or because heâs wondering why, on the name of the Sevens, are you here. Judging from the way heâs in his Dorm Uniform, you must have taken him out of Pomefiore for this occasion, but beneath the gloam, he really does look like a cherub, an angel, more so because his face is tenfold embellished, softened and glamorous â not a day goes by where he doesnât look gorgeous. Your guardian angel, youâd describe him as, if you were a completely different breed of yourself, and if the circumstances were different, and if..well, you get the gist.
â..â
For the briefest of moments, more surprise fractures his impeccable composure. It vanishes just as quickly.
"Well." He smooths a nonexistent crease from the sleeve of his uniform.His lilac eyes sweep over your face with unsettling precision. "That is certainly the most enthusiastic greeting I've ever received from you....Should I assume you've suffered another concussion?"
You hastily scrub at your face and wince. The valleys of your palm glisten, giving you away. â..No.â
"You've been crying." At your prolonged silence, he shakes his head. âYou have no need to verify it, I have eyes."
He doesnât prod for more. Instead, he crosses the room with measured steps until he stands beside the infirmary bed, crossing his arms.Â
"The physician informed me you were rendered unconscious after an altercation. Really? IÂ leave you unattended for one afternoon and somehow you manage to involve yourself in physical violence."
â...It wasn't on purpose.â
âI would certainly hope not.â His thumb lightly catches your chin before you can recoil. He angles your face toward the light. â...Though judging by the state of your cheek, I can see bruising, and here I was under the impression you merely enjoyed collecting eye bags."
Letting you extricate yourself from his nitid hold, he eyes you, brows knitting close at your reluctance. âDid the nightmare concern your altercation?â
.. Was it a nightmare?
â..No.â
âSomeone else, then.â
â...Yeah.â
He studies you long enough that you begin wondering if there's something written across your forehead.
âWho?â
âI dunno.â
He turns away, sighing.Â
âI've discovered that people disclose the truth more readily when they cease believing they're being interrogated.â He glances back over one shoulder. âSo I will ask you again another day.â
âDid you call me spud to wake me up?â
The question is airy, quick but elicits a soft sigh from him, stopping him in his tracks. When he whirls around, heels clacking against the tiles, there's a curvature to his lips, but not of pride.  As if almost conveying heâs got you figured out, that you arenât as elusive as youâd deem yourself. The sort of expression worn by someone who's finally finished assembling the last piece of a puzzle.
âSo that is what's troubling you.â You stiffen, and he hums, folding his arms. âI suppose I can indulge your curiosity. After all, it would have been rather inconvenient to recommend you for Film Research while referring to you as 'that spud from Scarabia.â
Your stomach drops.
âNaturally, I sought out your student record.â
⥠Horror dawns upon you. It's then you realize of course there should be a school record of the person's body youâve been transmigrated into.Â
âOnly to discover...â His smile thins. â...that you seemingly don't have one.â
⥠. . Â
âQuite an impressive feat, really. Every student admitted to Night Raven College leaves behind paperwork. Enrollment records. Academic reports. Disciplinary files, in some unfortunate cases.â His gaze settles on you. âYou, however, appeared to have vanished from the school's archives altogether. It was terribly inefficient.â
He brushes an invisible speck of dust from his sleeve.
âFortunately, Housewarden Al-Asim proved considerably more cooperative. I simply requested whatever documentation Scarabia had on you.â His eyes soften into something almost miserable. â..As you can imagine, my efforts did not bear fruit.â
⥠You donât answer.  Kalim knows your name. That day, at the infirmary, you'd given him it willingly, but it surprises you that he didnât give it away. Did he even remember it? He has more than thirty siblings and he knows all of them by name, allegedly. It should be habit by now.. (Still, amid the sheer terror that Vil just implied heâs going to take you out of Mountain Lovers and place you into Film Research instead, you feel warmth in your heart).Â
Presently, you school your expression, letting your gaze trek upward into the purple inferno thatâs Vil. So, Ruggie wasnât lying when he said Vil had been to Octavinelle. He mustâve struck a deal with Azul, Azul mustâve gotten Jade to comply, and Jade mustâve agreed. âI donât want to join your club, Vil. I respect you as my tutorââ
âDo you? Thatâs certainly shocking.â
âBut I canât accept this.â
"No," You donât know what you were expecting, but the degree of his calm, it infuriates you no more than it riddles you with confusion  âYou won't accept it. There's a difference, and a rather important one.â
He covers the distance between you and purple inundates your vision, the purple of his dress, plaguing the ground. Though youâre loathe to admit it, his composure is far more formidable than outright anger, and subconsciously, you sink deeper into the blanket fortress youâve built around yourself. Cool antiseptic against the interior of your skin, it grounds you until your eyes are inevitably forced to dwell into the reign of his eyes.Â
"Acceptance, if youâd give it some thought, would mean consideration followed by a conclusion. You, however, as Iâve said before, have made a habit of refusing opportunities before you've even afforded them a glance.â
âBecause they're opportunities I don't want.â You curl, coil, and do everything to shield your face from his. Detestable, you can tell it irks him so, so much. âI donât want them. I donât want to be put into the spotlight, I donât want to be seen, I donât want any of this!â
It shames you. Puts you to shame more and more and more. Sentences you to a perpetual embarrassment, because here you are reduced to tearful, loud hysteria, and Vil has not once raised his voice at you. He peers at you the same, a petulant toddler in his eyes. Why? Why can he never see you as something more than that?
âAre they?â
ââYes!â
âOr are they merely opportunities that require you to become something more?â A long nail scrapes the cloth and suddenly, the blanket is taken away from you. You gasp involuntarily, crisp air meets the bare of your skin and your mouth falls shut, given the luxury of seeing his face clearly. You donât mull it over too long for his liking, and he scowls. Deep and unforgiving. âTell me, have you once attended Film Research?â
âNo.â
âHave you spoken to any of its members?â
â..No.â
âThen by what merit have you deemed it unsuitable?â
â...Because...â
It is a strange, trance-like, curse-like bubble youâre in. Words seep from your mouth and into the fracture of the air much too fast, for a moment youâre inclined to believe heâs used his signature spell on you. Has he? Can he even do that? You hate him.
â...Because Mountain Lovers leaves me alone. I want peace. I donât want people looking at me.â
Vil lets out a slow, almost imperceptible breath.
âThere it is. You've convinced yourself you don't deserve them to. You are under the absurd impression that remaining invisible somehow absolves you of responsibility." His tone remains maddeningly even. "If no one knows your name, they cannot burden you. If no one notices your work, they cannot expect more of you. If no one grows attached, they cannot disappoint you." He tilts his head. â...It's a remarkably comfortable philosophy.â
His eyes narrow just slightly.
âIt is also cowardice, and if there is anything I despise more than sloth, it is preciselyââ
Lilac.Â
âCowardice.â
Even through the crescendo of his stare, you feel as though you canât let him leave just yet.Â
âWait, Vil!â He stops, and you lower your head in shame.
⥠You are a coward!
â.. Can you at least walk me back? To Scarabia?â
⥠A smarting, throbbing pain pulses throughout your body, you hiss and seethe and sputter into Scarabiaâs lounge, where the night sky, buttressed by noctilucent stars on liquefied ink, bubbles and takes you into its breezy arms. You arrive quite late, at a time where everyone has surely returned to their rooms and tuned in for the night, but this is not your first rodeo and definitely not your first time breaking curfew. Youâre more so grappling with the fact that Deuce Spade, the seemingly, oh-so loyal companion, has thrown a solid right hook to your rib and now youâre most likely crippled. . . and that Vil has, without mercy, sentenced you to a lifetime of Film Research.
⥠You hiss again. Youâd very well seen dialogues regarding how others would describe his strength as unexpected, but you didnât really expect you to be the example.
⥠You'd been so convinced the stolen items had something to do with Jade, or YÒIÒUÒUÒâor perhaps the usual mound of unrequited love. But now, youâre re-considering where you really stand. Had it been done out of malice? The characters have shown they've no qualm with hurting you, and clearly, this implies theyâd stoop to more . . . . violent methods, if needed.  Crisp air only burns the welts on your skin, youâre glad no oneâs here to see you reduced to such a state.Â
âĄÂ Except the viper! Isnât that just so peachy?
⥠He knuckles at his lids three times before letting his face pucker into a ball of confusion and drawn brows. Donning his sleepwear, his hair meanders loose, and his skinâs rid of gold, the same as youâd seen on him the night before. Stumbling, toppling over your own tongue in a drawl, you donât realize the burn of air is whisked away with the sensation of someone tugging at your uniform and setting you down on the ottoman.
âDo I even bother?â He questions. Your head is low, dipped. A swab of cotton pounces at your face, a pitter-patter following the motion of his fingers.  Do I even bother asking you what happened, because you and I both know you never speak the truth? And how did you even get Schoenheit to walk you to Scarabia? With a finger pressed along your ribs, he prods. âTell me when.â
âĄÂ Gah! Everything is happening so fast, you canât even process it. How can you when the one guy whoâs so steeped in loathing is staring back at you, after youâve just had a mental acceptance regarding their partiality to violence?
âWhen.â
âI havenât even touched the bruise yet.â
Luckily for him, youâre pretty dazed after the encounter.Â
âWheehee... My bad.â A puddle of emotions twist your face into a frown as you lament. âDo you know they didnât even use spells? It was a bare-knuckled fight!â
âShh. Follow my finger.â
âYouâre holding up two.â
âOnly one.â Lolling his head skyward, his lips press down into a thin line of.. irritation. Even when youâre crumpled, he eyes you warily. There is always something in those eyes of his, and if you didnât know any better, youâd have taken it lightly. But you donât, because the way he peers down at you, itâs almost literal. You beneath him, the natural order.   â.. I thought you avoided attention, so why provoke Savanaclaw?â
You have a strong aversion to small talk, especially when Jamil is on the receiving end. âReally generous to assume they need a reason for beating me up.â
âHm. I suppose thatâs true,â Without any need to continue conversation, he still keeps on probing for more. Itâs quite laughable, isnât it? He never struck you as the type to willingly engage in chatter with you, even now, his face is strained. How fun, knowing youâve inconvenienced him.  âStill, I wouldâve thought you the type to at least defend yourself.â
You perch your cheek on your hand. âYou thought wrong.â
âClearly,â Pausing against your temple, the cotton is cool, even while littered with grime. âWhy?â
âWhy you thought wrong? Well, clearly, itâs a skill issââ
âWhy? You've had opportunities. If people insist on handing you those, why keep on refusing them? Even your own Housewarden likes you.â
You grimace. âIÂ wouldn't phrase it like that.â
âYou've earned Leech's attention.â
âI'd rather give it back.â
âVil Schoenheit has practically dragged you into his orbit. He accompanied you just now to your dorm, didnât he?â
Now, thereâs an ugly bruise on your face and itâs not one he can touch and see, he can feel. Your lips pull into an elegiac little frown, and your eyes glaze over in mourning.
âI'd also, definitely rather give that back.â
His fingers still.
â...Why? Most students spend years trying to be noticed, and you spend every waking moment making sure no one remembers you.â
⥠Not this conversation! Looks like youâre at a bit of a standstill, but that entertains the thought: looks whoâs talking. Pot, meet kettle, isnât that what he does, in a sense, in a far more different sense? You donât know how to reply to that, because Jamil is very clearly, very not passively, explaining the obvious. Even the way he looks at you now is complicated, denuded of emotion that can be gauged. You merely purse your lips in lieu of a response, and avoid his gaze, like youâve always done.Â
âCan we please talk about something else?â
Thereâs a pressure on your palm. An accidental, harsh pull, and with a sigh, he tells you; âI can never understand you. Oh, well, itâs done.â
You blearily blink up at him. âItâs done?â
âThe bandaging.â
He was bandaging you up this entire time? Oh, so thatâs why he was so atypically immersed in your conversation.
Leaning back and scourging the contents of his work, which in actuality is just a linen strip of white shrouding your palms and the bare of your arm, he hums. Itâs a non-committal, little thing thatâs whisked away beneath the empyrean domain, blues and purplish-black lairs of twilight, cast back into the likeness of his eyes. Heâs staring at you again. Waiting for, well, something. Something youâre clearly not willing to give.Â
âThank you.â Clearing your throat, its dryness is gone. In the heat of Scarabia, only you feel its cold fangs nip at your skin. When you retract your gaze, you realize, shit. Had you been looking at him? â.. Arenât you going to leave?â
He raises a brow.Â
âIt may have slipped your mind that Iâm your Vice Housewarden.â His arms are now folded. âIn any case, you should be the one heading to bed.â
⥠Say less. You really donât want this unsolicited thing to escalate, so you verbalize your agreement with a hum, and attempt to leave him be. The keyword here is attemptâ and the trigger word here is Yuu.Â
âAfter all, I imagine Yuu must be waiting for you tomorrow.â
A chill goes up your spine.
⥠You fall back down. Why? Because a tremor shot up your legs and now youâre that same crumpled mess you were in the library.Â
âĄÂ Ugh! Great! Another Yuu-thing to worry about. You really wish they stopped getting on your case. The incident at the infirmary still hasnât left your mind.. Yê°Uê°Uê°âSê° face staring you down. Whyâs Jamil looking at you like that? With a shadow cast over his usually staid face? It unsettles you no more than it terrifies you, how have you messed up this bad? Quick, think of something! Itâs time you set the record straight once and for all.
âYou donât have to worry,â hands morphed into fists in your lap, you think he feels you avoiding his gaze. âI know.. yourâ ahem, affections lie with Yuu. I would never personally get in your way, Vice Housewarden.â Heaving a shuddering breath, you stand up. âIâve too much respect for you in that regard.â
âĄÂ Uh. . whyâs he looking at you like that? Brows raised, lips on the verge of shooting up into an amused smirk.Â
âHm? Affections? Where did that come from? I donât recall bringing that up.â
⥠.. . . For your next trick youâll need a gun and a shovel to dig your grave. Really?Â
ââIt's obvious.â You amend. âThe way you look at them.â
âWhen did you see me looking at them?â
Uhh..  âWhen didnât I see you looking at them?â
âThereâs no point in puerile assumptions, really.â There it is again. That clipped, clear tone. Lids rolling over charcoal finality, he folds his arms again, and once more, his hair curtains his face in a blanket of shadows. âIâm a boring guy to be around. One who doesnât know his way around the latest trends or media. What could Yuu possibly gain from sparing me time? Theyâre an odd one, no more than you.â
âĄÂ Jack of all trades, master of none!Â
âĄÂ Heâs trying to dissuade you from it, the reality of what he feels, and if you were any less of a connoisseur at combing through facial expressions (which really is just obtained foresight from Twisted Hearts), youâd have believed him. But you donât, not even for a second â in a sense, you believe he thinks heâs gotten you off his trail, that heâs outsmarted you. You donât want to pester him for more, try to steer his belief, or attempt to relate to him. Truth is, you always see that smile of his whenever the prefect is mentioned, that tug on his hood, and the glint in his eyes. He lives up to his name. A viper, camouflaged in plain sight.Â
⥠He must mistake you for a dumb one, or maybe he doesnât. You think he doesnât, not at all â perhaps heâs waiting for you to make that one mistake and sink in the hole youâve been digging for yourself.Â
âCome on,â Your voice nags his attention. â..Boring guy? You've been trying really hard not to laugh all this timeâ especially when you were patching me up.â
He doesnât say anything, but his head lists gently towards the side.Â
âI looked awful, I know. You can admit it.â Pitter-patter, there goes your footfall, away from Jamil as you angle your body towards the one place you can find rest. You canât see his face, but you donât think of anything else other than his signature composure. Thatâs bad. âItâs way better to tell me you think Iâm miserable up-front than going behind my back and keeping it to yourself.â
Thatâs bad. Itâs bad. Jamil is willingly making conversation with you. This is bad. You need to set him towards a different path.
⥠Reaching your room, you catch someone peeking at you through a half-open crack in the door, Scarabia Student B! Nosy, curious, wondering why you and his Vice Housewarden were in that lounge. Without greeting him, you slam your door shut.
⥠Unfortunately, rest does not easy.Â
âĄÂ Finally! The end of a tiring day.Â
⥠In the murkiness of your room, lit only by the pearly eye outside, you comb through the space. Itâs barren, of course â your shelves, though, are lined with . . . accessories.Â
⥠One of the most shiny things you own, is of course, a  bracelet! Gifted to you by none other than Kalim. Your journal is by its side. Thereâs also a little  mushroom  encased in glass youâd discovered on your bygone hikes with Jade. Youâd never noticed that before. . . it only now reminds you just how many of your little trinkets youâve left back in the Mountain Lovers club, they must be catching dust by now. Should you drop a visit tomorrow to pick them up?   You donât know how youâll handle seeing him.Â
⥠Climbing out of bed, you pick it up! Thereâs a little slip of paper plastered on the pane: Amanita verna (Destroying angels).Â
⥠It seems familiar. A swathe of white is all it is, steeped in the colour from head to toe.. You remember it! Thatâs the same mushroom youâd encountered on your first hike, the same one you told him not to eat. Itâs almost strange how heâs kept it all this time â and really, in glass? What if its toxins are airborne? When did he even give this to you?
⥠Wake up! Sometimes you get reminded why Kalim is unfit to be a Housewarden. Under the pretense of something important, heâd woken you up and led you to Scarabiaâs kitchen. Youâd, at first, thought he just called you for breakfast, but one glance at the time gave the numbers 4 : 50 AM away. Under no circumstances, in any universe, would you be willing to wake up at dawnâs peak, except this one. There are few things in this world worth waking before sunrise for. An emergency. A natural disaster. Perhaps the Second Coming.Â
⥠Shuffling back to bed, you pull the covers up to your chin, squeezing your eyes shut. Oh, well, a new day awaits you.Â
⥠Turns out, heâs trying to arrange a party to commemorate the end of midterms, but Jamilâs chagrin is hindering his plans. A dorm-wide party to âboost everyone's spirits?â it makes sense why Jamil has vetoed the idea outright.You canât understand why this party would be a hit, considering that it takes place a day before midterm results would mean everyone is too preoccupied with stress or fatigue to ruminate on it, but oh, well, youâre far past arguing with your Housewarden. If the goal is ensuring everyone fails together, itâll certainly work.Â
⥠You have no desire to help him out, because for one, youâre fatigued beyond measure, going against Jamil would warrant only doom â and finally, you don't trust him in the kitchen. Thereâs a reason why Jamilâs restricted his access to fire and anything flammable. (Though, even if it were to occur, canât he use his unique magic?)
âĄÂ All in all, youâre a bit surprised to see Kalimâs eagerness, so much so heâs completely overlooked what Jamil would think of him. The latter wouldnât cook, in spite of his demands, so the boyâs brought it upon himself to do the task instead, only, for some reason, he needs your help, not the help of hundreds of other Scarabian students that would befit the skill. This has all the makings of a disaster.
âI wanna throw everybody a surprise party after classes!â He throws his hands up, relenting. The light emanating from his face alone makes yours crimp. âI think itâll make everyone less nervous before the midterm results are announced. So? What do you think?â
âThe truth or a lie?â At the persistence of his smile, you mutter. âI think it'll make everyone fail midterms, Housewarden.â
âReally? Then weâll just have it after.â He seems surprised. Was he expecting you to agree with him? If he really insists on your companionship, then itâs only natural you come out of your shell and tell him the bare-faced truth. Though the tinge of it makes you feel the tiniest bit woozy. âEveryone in Scarabiaâs studying all the time, they deserve something fun, donât they?â
â.. Yeah.â Air whistles through your teeth as you set your eyes straight on the cutlery. âThey do. I think thatâs very considerate of you, Housewarden.â And that, in all honesty, is not a lie.
âĄÂ He begins rummaging through cupboards with alarming enthusiasm! Bowls, plates, three ladles, a whisk. Somehow, a watermelon, and a flour bag half his size. He turns to you and asks you what you both should make, and you relinquish the decision to him. You help him out with whatever heâs making with the watered-down dough â slicing melons into bits and focusing way too much on avoiding the knifeâs end, and whenever he asks for something, you put yourself to the task and provide.Â
⥠Itâs only natural, though, that his need for conversation overwhelms him.Â
âHey,â he smiles at you. âNow that you mention it, you never brought Jade over to Scarabia!â
You never mentioned it, but okay. The question makes you pause.. Jade. The real Jade, not the one you thought you saw. Crimson, fruity rivulets skim over the ridges and valleys of your palm as you pretend to ruminate it over, but you end up conceding the real answer to him regardless.
âI donât think weâre friends anymore.â
âĄÂ That makes him pause!Â
âĄÂ He seems shocked, truly. Eyes saucer-wide and lips parted, but then again, you expected it to be subsumed beneath the weight of his optimism. Even when he has no idea why Jadeâs left you alone, he still makes an effort to alleviate your mood. After all, thatâs the impression you left for him to feast on, that you were lonely, on the verge of dying and in dire need of help. For once, the kitchen falls quiet save for the gentle simmer of something forgotten on the stove.
â..Really?â
âReally.â
Kalim blinks once. â..Did you two have a fight?â
âNot exactly.â
âThen what happened?â
â ..Nothing.â Your head lolls over your shoulder. Tongue curling over soundless words, words youâre not even sure why youâre deigning him the brunt of, coalesce. âNothing needs to have happened, Kalim. Sometimes people just stop talking, and thatâs a part of life. They donât need to have disagreements.â
Heâs frowning at you, you can tell from your periphery, a bona fide frown thatâs not at all the moue he wears when Jamil refuses to indulge one of his whims. A genuine one whose likeness is casted back into the nitid curve of your knife, as you twirl it around and around. "I make it pretty easy."
"How?"
âI avoid them. Hide. Run away. Occasionally pretend not to hear them. Sometimes I literally climb out windows.â A tiny smile tugs at your lips. âI'm kind of difficult to be friends with.â
⥠Kalim doesn't smile back. Instead, he sets the mixing bowl down with a dull clink!
âI don't think that's true! You just listed a bunch of things you do.â
Something warm engulfs your hand. Your hands. His hands. He melds them together, fingers slotted against each other. Yours are warm, but his are even warmer as they press into yours like an ill-fitting locket â but itâs not at all like Yuuâs grip. It's gentler, itâs genuine, and itâs kind. You won't look him in the eyes, even as he gives your hands a squeeze of reassurance. âNot who you are. You're nice. You always help me when I ask. You help clean. You always thank the ghosts after they serve you lunch. You're just scared people wonât like youâ and tell you whatââ
Heâs beaming at you now. âSometimes Jamil ignores me for days. Sometimes he tells me I'm impossible, but we always end up talking the next day! So you..â A thumb juts out from your interlinked... pinkies? Had he made a subconscious promise? âShould talk to Jade.â
⥠You stare at him. . Yours and Jamilâs situation is very different, and the dynamic these two share bears no similarity to Jade and yours. If anything, you have no obligation to make amends with the eel, but still, you make do with a shuddering nod.Â
âSee? Youâre smiling!â
⥠The new day is horrendous because you find yourself back at the Mountain Lovers club, against all odds.Â
âIâm not.â
⥠Right before sending you off, Kalim gave you a small task. He wanted you to send out the invitation cards to multiple students, seeing as youâd taken on multiple jobs with the same nature. One of the names you instantly recognized, Silver. You agreed, but made your way to your old club, hoping you wouldnât catch Jade in the process.Â
⥠Only now youâre clearly trying to hide from someone, because the eel is right there.Â
⥠Honestly, if youâre being honest, you hadnât expected Jade to be in the Mountain Lovers Club, the most expected thing of him. Youâd at least think he has a knack for camouflage, with the way heâs completely eluded your senses these past few daysâ or months. So imagine the consecutive, twelve heart attacks you get when you catch the prowling figure in the corner, situated where he always is since the day you stumbled into the room.
âWould it be impertinent of me to assume youâre trying to hide from me?â
âĄÂ Ack! Itâs been such a while youâve seen Jade that it almost feels surreal. A husband returning from war, as youâd first put it during your departure in the earlier phase of your.. parasitic relationship, but now youâre not so sure anymore. What does it feel like?
âĄÂ  . . . Heâs caught you dead in your rights amid your prancing, and even ensconced within your reluctance, you sneak an itsy-bitsy glance at him. Your gaze is confined to his self-same face, one that remains unchanged though youâve spent so many days apart. His comportment is exactly as you remember it â suave and placid â and somehow, that's what makes seeing him so strange. Yours has changed, has it not? Youâve been dealing with Yuu, Scarabia, Ruggie, Vil . .Â
⥠Ridiculous. Leech is standing five paces away from you.Â
âĄÂ What do you even say? You donât want to probe at him, ask him where heâs been, ask him about Vil. Itâs entirely possible he was occupied with the semester, with Mostro Lounge, his hikes, or whatever his slippery mind latched onto. Showing that much eagerness would definitely corrode the image youâve been trying to build, right? Though, him disappearing right after that cheek memento seems too odd to be a coincidence, and you know it isnât, youâll give him the benefit of the doubt, for his own sake.
So, you just heave a sigh, and let your eyes trail to the room.Â
â..You've always had a talent for assumptions.â
âHave I?â
âYou've assumed correctly enough times for it to become annoying.â
"How flattering.â He hums, accepting the correction. It irks you. âIâm relieved to see your wit survived my absence. I was riddled with fear, you see.â With a gloved hand on his chest, he sniffles. âHow you could possibly survive without my interference.â
âĄÂ Ugh! He expected otherwise. Sure, you had a bit of a tussle with the withdrawals, but you did just fine without him. Sure, you can see him grinning slyly at you, his words but a harmless jab.
âI considered several possibilities.â He keeps on going, eyes transfixed on the arrays of . . truth be told, an entire ecosystem of wildlife. The emanating light casts an azure glow on his face, and you find veils of lashes covering the glint in his eyes. âThat you would continue avoiding the Mountain Lovers Club indefinitely, or that you had simply forgotten where it was, and I did entertain the notion that one of Schoenheitâs extracurricular endeavors had finally succeeded in claiming you. Dare I say, you're even starting to resemble him in speech.â
You pale at the implications. âYou're hilarious.â
âSo I've been told.â That smirk may as well be a cathedral of pointed arcs, ripping past his lips as he places a gloved hand on his chin.Â
Thereâs that usual silence, enveloping you. You try to let your attention fixate on something else to avoid the strain of conversation, somehow it feels foreign to you.
But then he breaks it.
Unfortunately.Â
âBut of course, horrible as I may be, I couldnât possibly leave my best friend to fend for themselves.â
âĄÂ Ouch! You nearly topple over a display and break the glass.Â
â..Best friends?â You cough. âThat sounds inaccurate.â
Ah, right. You had mentioned that, hadnât you? Back when Yuu kept on pestering you, and you found no better alternative than to pin that label onto the one person you would never find yourself making friends with. His smile neither grows nor diminishes, remaining suspended in that infuriating middle ground where every word he utters sounds like the conclusion to a joke only he understands.
âI see. Then perhaps Iâve been reading the situation incorrectly.â
⥠You donât get it too twisted. For what itâs worth, you know Jade doesnât actually consider you a companion. In actuality, he doesnât appear to find the idea of physical contact or friendship too appealing as demonstrated from your botched cheek kiss, the embarrassment of which you mentally recoil from â so he makes do with throwing little jests at you. Perhaps he indulges himself in your micro-expressions, the way you school them, or the sneer you send his way. Itâs a wicked game, but really, youâre not all that irked. In a way, you can proceed with your plan. The keeping-Jade-Leech-near-you plan. It worked before, he wards people off perfectly, doesnât he?
⥠You.. just have to remain interesting enough. To his eyes, that is. You need to keep his curiosity at its apogee. The question at hand is: how do you do that?
âIncorrectly?â Your voice, brought into the moment. Itâs only now you realize that the both of you arenât even looking at each other except for stolen glances eluding the otherâs attention. Back to back, the two of you stare into opposing sides of a display. This canât get any stiffer. âUsually, when a best friend disappears, they inform the other beforehand. An explanation, if youâve ever heard of it.â
Thereâs silence.Â
You can just see the surprise coloring his face. In tinges of blue, white, greenâ the sea, spumes of it contorted into a release. Not a soft one, a milder, more slippery one.
â..I hadn't realized an explanation was expected.â
Something flickers across his face. You see it in the glass, the likeness of his it casts back at you when he moves his head to stare. It's gone so quickly you wonder if the light had merely shifted beneath the leaves overhead. Like a tinge of intrigue rejuvenated. You wonder what is so haplessly appealing about you?
âThen allow me to apologize.â
⥠The next moment, heâs offering you his arm, and you take it without hesitation. Heâs had you close, and there he is, leading you to.. where? You donât question it, but along the way, he deigns you a glance down.
âPerhaps I was too presumptuous.â
You donât. â... Whatâs this about now?â
His eyes grow a tad bit darker, but then he grins again and you frown. "I had thought the interval of our separation might warrant another display of affection, to put it modestly..."
⥠You go still.Â
⥠Jade picks up on it, giving you a questioning hum. Itâs gone as soon as it inspissates, and you trudge forward to the destination.
âĄÂ The cafeteria is loud, loud, loud! It feels foreign, because you spend most of your time secluded in your dorm, eating lunch junk where no one can see you. Apparently, the ghost chefs hired at said place were once five star connoisseurs, and youâd be nothing but dumb if you missed out on a chance you never had the luxury of in your past life... which goes to say: you arenât exactly sure how to take him bringing you to the cafeteria, of all places.ââââ
âĄÂ  . . .Â
âCan you go and get that sandwich for me?â Ouch, where are your manners? Eating with your mouth full? You mutter again just in case. âThe one.. ugh, whatâs it called? The one with the uhhââââââthe green thing?â
âBrazenly telling me to do your bidding,â even in the hubbub of an area this packed, he manages to embody that properness immaculately. âHeh, heh, heh,â you ignore that diabolical laugh. âNow, does it not disturb you we may not be as close as you think?â
You glance at him from the corner of your eyes, mindfully chewing his question over. . . Of course, youâre never one to deem yourself of greater amity in his eyes, thatâd be ludicrous to assume, but if you donât play your cards right and act like theyâre unstable, you feel like you won't be getting too far. âââââ
â..I don't know,â you admit after swallowing. There is no taste, you notice. âYou haven't poisoned me yet.â ââââââ
Jade stills. Thereâs a glint in those eyes of his, it vanishes as soon as he gives you room to ponder on your own spoken words. Why would that be your first thought? It works, though, because he prods.
âIs that your metric for friendship?â
âItâs a decent start.â
âYou are very forgiving.â A chuckle sounds. âAnd if I refuse?â
âOh, I donât know,â heaving a sigh, you prop your chin on your hands woefully. â.. I would have to get it myself.. but it wouldâve been really nice if you did it for me.â
âWhat do I receive in return?â
âI donât know,â you drag a hand down your face. âIâll decide when you get me my burger.â
âDid you not say you wanted a sandwich?â
âWhat's the difference?.. Fine. I have nineteen thaumarks you can probably barter for a mushroom pen or something.â
⥠You can tell Jade has to physically stop himself from appearing amused, because this little Scarabia NPC is genuinely trying to negotiate with their entire, non-existent wallet! Nevertheless, he doesnât torment you more. Instead, he brings back the sandwich you wanted â and gods, it does look like the most appetizing thing on Earth. Without sparing it any mercy, you shove the thing into your mouth and disregard the question present in his eyes.Â
âForgive me for probing, but the manner with which youâre.. eating that sandwich..â His eyes widen the slightest bit. âI would assume this is the first time youâve been given the opportunity.â
âYouâre one to talk. Have you eaten anything other than Destroying angels?â
âĄÂ Aha! Shock paints his face!Â
âĄÂ He is quick to mask it up, but even in that staid composure there appears to be something he wants to say to you, present in the still contemplation of his lips. Then, when you lean closer, he blinks back into reality.Â
âWhat a predictable question,â he chuckles, his familiar close-eyed smile settling back into place. âIf you truly wish to know, my palate has had the fortune of wandering rather extensively. I'd argue cuisine tells one far more about a culture than history books ever could. A nation's fears, its prosperity, the produce its soil permits... all of it finds its way onto a plate.â
You hastily clamp your lips shut. Perhaps egging him to go on a tangent wasnât the best course of action.
âTake sandwiches, for instance. They're deceptively ordinary. Bread is rarely chosen at random. A dense rye carries fillings quite differently from an airy milk loaf, while sourdough lends enough acidity that one must consider the sharpness of the accompanying vegetables. Even the order in which ingredients are layered determines whether one tastes the meat first, the herbs first... or simply a regrettable mouthful of sauce.â
âUhââ
âMushrooms are especially remarkable in that regard. Their flavour changes so dramatically depending on the variety and preparation. A delicate sautĂ© brings out an earthy sweetness, whereas roasting deepens their savoriness entirely. Some are wonderful folded into cream sauces, others are best left almost untouched. They're... surprisingly expressive ingredients.â
By the time heâs finished his prating, youâve already downed everything at the table. Foodâs shadow coils in the corners of your mouth as you relish in the aftertaste, but itâs a bit hard to do so, especially when the eel is eyeing you all the while. Tongue swiping across the back of your teeth, you emit a false cough and look towards him. You donât even know what it is heâs eating, and you donât question it.Â
âFor a second, I thought we werenât talking about food anymore.â You quip, glancing at him. Hm, strange. Whyâs he looking at you like he wants to pounceâ
⥠He shoves a spoonful of food into your mouth!
âââââDid you taste the basil?â Utensil remaining untouched, he pours his attention onto you. The back of your palm bolsters your coughs as you try to get the shock out of your system, setting him straight with a mean glare. The sudden action combined with your little injury has you sure he just knocked a tooth out or something.Â
âWhat the fuââ You massage your throat, immediately unsealing your lips to take a look at your mouth. No teeth knocked out, thankfully. âYou little..â
Open-mouthed, you think over his question. âThere was basil?â
â..Hm.â
âI didnât even taste it.â
â..Hm.â
âIs there usually basil in this?â
âHm.â
His lackluster responses make you look at him.
⥠. . . Strange how heâs looking at you back like that.Â
⥠You blink at him. Heâs staring at you like you just slapped a bucket of water over him. He only snaps out of it when you wave a hand over his face and seal your lips into a questioning line, eliciting an atypical.. gulp from him.Â
âI apologize.â He closes his eyes. âWhat were you saying?â
âThere was basil in this?â
Raising his fork, the prongs glister beneath the light, sliding along the curvature of its gaps.Â
"There was. If I was where youâre sitting, Iâd taste it quite deftly.. Simply because,â he muses and muses.
Stab!Â
Prongs are embedded into a slab of food, guillotined by steel before your eyes and shredded open into rivulets like juice. Soundlessly directing your attention to those eyes, twins of olive-brown and gold nailed down with mirth, he croons.
â..My family always believed a meal ought to be savored rather than conquered.â
There is silence crowding the contest of eye contact.Â
You excuse yourself shortly.
⥠Malleus Draconia and Cater Diamond are standing right fucking next to you.Â
Itâs time for your next class.
⥠The sentence is melodramatic, because for someone of such a high-sounding prestige, theyâve been confined to the space of the botanical garden's verdant grounds. When does one ever get the chance to utter that? Two complete opposites standing next to one another, and oh, thereâs you too, trying not to drown in your own ill-fitting, misshapen lab uniform, but chances are they don't notice, because the heir to Briar Valley is completely soaked right now!
âWhat's going on here, Diamond? Why is water spraying at me out of nowhere?â
⥠Yikes. Even his voice is intimidating enough to make your spine stiffen. You're practically shivering in your boots.
⥠...No, no. Pull yourself together. Trying to sneak past him now would only invite unwanted attention. All you have to do is what everyone else at Night Raven College seems to manage effortlessly: avert your eyes, keep your head down, and scurry off before the future king notices your existence. The campus had already written the script for interactions with Malleus Draconia years ago! Fear him. Avoid him. Pretend you have somewhere else to be!Â
ââââââ⥠It had only just struck the end of Alchemy, and you'd wandered into the subtropical section of the greenhouse to collect the specimen you'd been cultivating. Stumbling into... this... certainly hadn't been part of the itinerary. Then again, they were your schoolmates. Running into them shouldn't have been surprising. (Oh, itâs only surprising because youâve completely isolated yourself from Yuu now. Avoiding them, never lingering long enough. Something within you ceases to exit when your mind wanders back to the infirmary. Was that real? Have you gone mad?)
âIt's the sprinkler system.â You don't even need to look to picture Cater's grin. âThey use it for irrigation. Whole zone's got a timer that mimics subtropical rainfall. Guess nobody gave you the tour.â
âArtificial rain...â Malleus repeats, almost thoughtfully.
A gloved hand reaches into the downpour. Water gathers upon his fingertips before dripping back into the beds of foliage below. âHow curious. Humans truly do possess peculiar methods of tending their gardens.â
⥠You'd like to point out that the future king of Briar Valley is currently discovering... sprinklers, but you enjoy living. Besides, everyone has gaps in their knowledge. You, for one, still don't know why Professor Trein insists on carrying Lucius into class when the cat has never once demonstrated academic aptitude. Quietly, you crouch beside one of the planter boxes. Your herb should be... there! Perfect!
⥠Nearly uprooting the entire planter, you make a beeline towards the exit! Phew, you survived that. Now you have to suffer through the remainder of your classes.Â
⥠Soon enough, most of them are over, and the midterm results are to be announced very, very soon. Before that, you adhere to your job as the Night Raven mailperson. Itâd be wise of you to get the job done before thereâs a herd gathering, and Kalimâs voice is already etched onto your mind by the time youâre carrying the letters.Â
⥠Sifting through hundreds of parchments, you realize three of them belong to.. Diasomnia residents. Thereâs an anonymous love letter, Kalimâs invitation card, and a letter from home! You should be able to catch them on campus if you hurry â because youâll have to delay your plans if they're in their respective dormitories. It also makes you lament on why you even agreed to deliver the invitation card to Silver, of all people, but you have to thank Kalim for his help some way. This just happened to be the easiest. Chances are youâll find him drowning in sleep. Canât be that hard.Â
⥠It takes you a while to find him. The hallways are brimming with people.Â
⥠True to your deduction, there he is, eyes slid down in respite and chest rising with ebbs and falls. Though you donât look at his face that long, he's still dressed in his labwear. This should be easy enoughâ but quickening footfalls of other students have you sifting hastily through the bag â and you pluck out the card, tucking it into his pocket. He shuffles in his sleep, lips parted, murmuring something, but youâre already running off like your hands have caught fire. . . and they may as well have.Â
⥠â Because halfway up the staircase, you realize the card is still in your hand.Â
. . . . ?
You blink, turning it over. Itâs Kalimâs invitation card. Andâ Diasomnia, right there. And.. there's the letter from home. Andâ
âĄÂ The fucking love letter!
⥠Youâre sprinting back, nearly toppling over the staircase. You gave him the love letter! A few students eye youâ no, no, no â you feel stressed tears prick at your eyes when you see Silverâs resting place devoid of any presence. Heâs gone! (With the love letter still in his pocket!)
âĄÂ . . . By the time you return, huffing and puffing, youâre frowning. How the hell did you mess that up? Fortunately, Jadeâs already there, waiting for you. Arm in arm, you walk.
âDo I need to assume?â
âNo.â
⥠Itâs no biggie, you think. Youâll just catch him at a later time, or have someone retrieve the letter for you. Out of every love interest, Silver should be the most compliant. You just need to focus on something else.Â
⥠A tide of students, the same as before. Theyâre all circling what looks to be the board, and some of them part when they catch the eelâs look. Thereâs a rush. A stampede. Midterm results are here. Bodies are released and ejected like someone kicked open an anthill, and through the writhing masses, you catch sight of . . Yuu. Grim, Ace, and Deuce. The furballâs pointing up at the listed names, and perpetual horror slashes everyoneâs faces into two. What makes you uncertain, though, is that the prefect also looks horrified.Â
Why do they look horrified?
Your answer comes in the form of an anemone ripping out of their hair.Â
âAnemone in the prefectâs hair.Â
Why the FUCK does Yuu also have an anemone?!
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my controversial opinion is I donât think Zuko was confused by âmy first girlfriend turned into the moonâ
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been âthis day has already been so goddamn weirdâ
The only really new information was that that was Sokkaâs girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say âyeah, I know.â
Sokka: âMy girlfriend turned into the moon.â
Zuko: âI know.â âYes.â âShe sure did.â âUh huh.â âTell me something new.â âAre we still talking about that?â âThatâs rough, buddy.â
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #itâs not that he doesnât get what sokka means #itâs that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zukoâs part
RWBY VOLUME TEN HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN GREENLIT!!!!











