a hot sweaty anus

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[oliverbeastly]

My updated beard timeline. From one to nine years.

[surprisebitch]

obama means family and family means i dont have to be obamaself

[evilwvergil]

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) “Mr.P”… ☞ : Pikachu became Mr.X tyrant, “Pika Pika Pika”

[neonslowpoke]

3rd gif… his whole pussy out

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Please…no more

[anothergoddamnname]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[frikiskrew]

[nutsacktorturer]

[pixvl-deactivated20140217]

Lets have sex and watch lotr.

[bewareofthediscozombies]

[kamikaze-kay]

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

[ratterlinger]

bYE

[nod-goblin-nico]

I hate each and every one of you.

[lindsaychrist]

[dsblack15-deactivated20210413]

[5norlax]

Sorry but I’m judging you deeply

[homofied]

[baddadjokez]

There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all...

Is happenis

[skrotchevo]

[sexhaver]

as a robotics major i can confirm this is 100% how coding works

[itscolossal]

Glass Sculptures by Dylan Martinez Perfectly Imitate Water-Filled Plastic Bags

[jursh]

“oh interesting some bags of water maybe it’s about the water indus-”

“glass sculptures” “

[witchinghour]

At this point, Julius Caesar is kicking ass, taking fucking names all over the Mediterranean, like, Julius Caesar is like, “What’s poppin’? Fuck it, they can get over it.” And Cleopatra is into that, like, she’s like, “Ooh I’m feeling this.”

Aubrey Plaza and Justice Smith as Cleopatra and Ptolemy XIII in Drunk History (2019)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[donaldtrumpsanalbead]

Before and after eating (at Los Angeles Convention Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzmPzlDl0js/?igshid=c2fx1jm4u66l

[donaldtrumpsanalbead]

AX 2019!!! Sooo much creativity amd imagination in one place (at Los Angeles Convention Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzmPbCiFfuC/?igshid=aortry53wcw