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lokaror

iamoutofideas

hey, the stupid Mario brothers called. they were 9/11 first responders and they just died…

daciancatamite

fwizard

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

kushblazer666

she’s going beavis with regards to giving my butt head.

sunbeast

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

bippus

“For as long as this shallow husk of a body breathes, I will amke it my sole purpose to see to it that you are never to know joy, relief, or comfort.. i will scrape away at flesh until flesh is rendered unto naught but bone and slurried pigment ”

- customer at Dollar General

topherchris

powerburial

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.