hydra-keeper

adult | be not afraid. or be afraid? i dont know. its up to you i guess. but its not like i want to stop you from beeing afraid if you want. i could not do anything about you beeing afraid anyway, can i. I guess what im saying is be afraid if you want to.

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[homunculus-argument]

Fun Lord of the Rings character lore!

This mf's name was Gothmog. He was named after his favourite method of killing his enemies. With his fucking sick drip.

[homunculus-argument]

The only being that Gothmog will take orders from is Morgoth, the only being that is even more goth than Gothmog.

[hydra-keeper]

wouldnt that make it mutiny? Thats like your soldier refusing orders, since your took your bosses job

[felixfeliccis]

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[brindlefern-deactivated20210619]

[xcziel]

[cellophanes-princess]

I really needed the last one

[bananars6]

the reveal

[thememedaddy]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[hydra-keeper]

dazu hat kaddi vor kurzem ein video gemacht

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[dandelionwhiner]

This is what all those text-heavy pieces of cyberpunk fashion look like, the way they play with the contrast of font sizes and detail vs simplicity

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[homunculus-argument]

Day 200/365 of listing something good I saw today:

A gift from my mother-in-law: a homegrown zucchini the size of my dick.

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw: