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I'm trying.

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[spielzeugkaiser]

*adoption papers rustling in the background*

[sithzuko]

force ghost anakin seeing his son make a dramatic entrance w smoke in the back and lightsaber ignited just for the effect™:

[kalyug]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sosuperawesome]

Modern Male Witch Project, by Brenna-Ivy on Tumblr and Society6

[arcusxx]

art by madziowa p

[bysaestyl]

i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time

[quasikool]

“You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?”

[memewhore]

[postmarxed]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[borfuses]

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[ojibwa]

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

[motivatedslacker]

A new challenger appears: the paralyzation of anxiety!

[zachsgay]

[gelatinous-cubicle]

Fyi Iroh canonically invented boba tea

This tweet is so close to reality I can taste the tapioca

[nocontextpsych]

#character development

[youcancallmeaddy]

[mj-spooks]

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

[lastczarnian]

That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest